Here’s Britney Spears on a photo shoot in LA yesterday that will inevitably push the boundaries of our current airbrush technology. Don’t get me wrong, Britney looks great after all she’s been through. It takes a lot of work to go from gelatinous ball of crazy to average stripper body. I mean, just the sheer discipline alone, my God.
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Gander | August 7, 2009 at 10:31 am
She looks like a hillbilly.
Laura | August 7, 2009 at 10:31 am
aaaahhh! fIRST, FIRST!
spinal | August 7, 2009 at 10:35 am
Actually she looks awesome. Best she has in years. Let’s give props where props are due.
Venom | August 7, 2009 at 10:35 am
God damn she looks good.
I want to do very bad things to her.
mmmm
punkcrash | August 7, 2009 at 10:43 am
pic nº 17. puajjjjj!!!
brenos | August 7, 2009 at 10:43 am
3 & 4, you guys would prob do ur own grandma!
birdy | August 7, 2009 at 10:47 am
Looking nicely doable. Certainly not as good as the pre-Federline years, but I’d definitely pound it once (then run like hell). But what’s up with Pic #9? Did she just pee herself a little? Or did she just get “moist” staring at the food table? “Oooo, Funions and Moon Pies!! mmmmmmm… Anybody got a cigarete?”
lanegra | August 7, 2009 at 10:48 am
to me these photos have been touched up a little bit… there is no way he skin should look soft and firm… guyss.. we all have seen close up pics of her…
lizzy | August 7, 2009 at 10:54 am
she looks fucking GOOD! anyone who is saying mean things — get the hell over it and accept the fact that she is getting back into shape!
Newcastle | August 7, 2009 at 10:55 am
I would smash that still.
Eat it with a spoon | August 7, 2009 at 10:56 am
@2 Laura – you are a twat
As for Britney, yeh!!!! she’s fuckable again. Now if I could just talk her into it.
damn | August 7, 2009 at 10:57 am
fish, this post is weak…she looks HOT!!!
Mr.Observant | August 7, 2009 at 10:59 am
I like how she has to bend completely over to gratuitously fling her hair back so she can put her hat on. As if she didn’t know the cameras were on her. SO PLANNED!!
Deacon Jones | August 7, 2009 at 11:02 am
DEACON LIKEY…..
Oh, and she’s wet in Pic 9. look at it
Charles Few | August 7, 2009 at 11:05 am
Eyes not bleeding … um, wow, she looks OK!
Tom K | August 7, 2009 at 11:06 am
She doesn’t look bad but she doesn’t look good either. She looks like a man in drag pretending to be Britney Spears.Why do her shoulders look so big? She looks like a football player. Stomach looks good.
For all of you who are saying she looks good the fish needs to post a picture of Britney in a bikini in 2001 and Britney now in a bikini and see why some people still think she looks like a dog.
LatinaEater | August 7, 2009 at 11:07 am
Despite being a loon … She’s still sexy!
Pass | August 7, 2009 at 11:10 am
Horsey face, square body, thich, squat legs = DO NOT WANT.
Trailer park queen. Attractractive to guys with fat, rednecky mothers.
Dow | August 7, 2009 at 11:21 am
What a blob she is. Nasty skin too, and that’s not even counting the huge scars that are being hidden. Her and Aniston are the most overrated looking women there are.
Racer X | August 7, 2009 at 11:32 am
Looks like she’s gonna make a porno.
loeu | August 7, 2009 at 11:39 am
I agree with #16 and #19. She doesn’t look terrible, but she’s thick with no tits. Not really any curves at all and she has a thick neck and wide linebacker shoulders. I would NEVER want that body.
jlylec | August 7, 2009 at 11:39 am
fat arms but i’d fuck her
Deacon Jones | August 7, 2009 at 11:40 am
I repeat.
Wet moose knuckle – Pic 9
Name No | August 7, 2009 at 11:41 am
Fishey, Are you asleep? Can you give us the Heidi playboy cover? Please!
zimmermann | August 7, 2009 at 11:42 am
Now I’m convinced. The Superficial writer and most of the commentators on this site really are as gay as a guy can get. Seriously!
RichPort's Ghost | August 7, 2009 at 11:44 am
White ladies, you need legs like this.
dk | August 7, 2009 at 11:48 am
Yeah , just what the world needs another pig that lets. her weight fluctuate because of lack of control. Congrats to the idiot that marries her. Just like all the other whores she will inflate at will
Alli Watermelon | August 7, 2009 at 11:48 am
Apparently SOME people can’t deal with the fact that woman is not lanky: she’s muscular, that’s her body build. You don’t have to be attracted to it, but it in no way means she looks like a DOG. Personally, I think she looks great. Sure, I could go look at pictures from 2001…but I’d also be looking at someone much younger, before having 2 children and a much faster metabolism. Opinions are entitled, but it doesn’t always mean your’s are the right ones.
gil | August 7, 2009 at 11:49 am
There you go Brit, a suit that doesn’t reveal some of the areas you still need work. Why aren’t celebrities more sensible like this?
Tanzarian | August 7, 2009 at 11:51 am
Can’t…stop…coming.
EB | August 7, 2009 at 11:52 am
Photoshop……..
phoring | August 7, 2009 at 11:53 am
no one truly changes
Polka | August 7, 2009 at 12:01 pm
She’s looks like a pig.
woman | August 7, 2009 at 12:02 pm
well she certainly has tightened up a bit.
Nate | August 7, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I don’t care what anyone says…she is one frumpy lookin bitch. Her body is square shaped with no curves and her face is just completely busted.
VtFarmboy | August 7, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Brittney who?????
K Fled | August 7, 2009 at 12:04 pm
i’d do it again and again.
El Capitan | August 7, 2009 at 12:04 pm
To the jello tub for a death match with Brooke and Brit I say!
The Jerk | August 7, 2009 at 12:09 pm
The grandma hat and the red fuck me in the pewper shoes really accentuate whatever she’s trying to accomplish…and that’s pretty much a bunch of guys with limp dicks in their hands wondering why nothing is happening. I’m surprised I didnt see LiLo hiding in the backdrop doing lines of blow while on twitter.
Joe | August 7, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Love watching this bitch try to make up for her short, stubby legs with massive heals and platforms… and she still looks stubby.
hihiu | August 7, 2009 at 12:31 pm
She looks hot– so many of you are such haters! I mean, what kind of dillusioned, anorexic, supermodel standards are we setting for celebrities these days?
Nameless | August 7, 2009 at 12:47 pm
She actually looks decent here. But she looks like she’s is absolutely hating it.
No smiles anywhere and she looks awkward just standing there.
TommyJ | August 7, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Man, she got that perfect amout of thickness! woot
JPRichardson | August 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm
When you remember how she looked 4 or 5 years ago… you can understand all current criticism.
OceanC_Lifeguard | August 7, 2009 at 1:01 pm
@40…her legs has ALWAYS been larger, its because she has been a dancer for over a decade and she has ridiculous quads, when she puts on a little weight, obviously they look bigger but even in her pre-fed years she had a frikin 6 pack and 8 percent bodyfat and STILL had big legs. called muscle memory and dancing for hours every day.
and @41. I take offense to that anorexic comment, NOT ALL models have eating disorders hello. alot of them are naturally that thin cuz uh…DUH theyre 6 feet tall, and most of em you dont see all their bones popping out.
Im 5 4 and 89 pounds and I am NOT anorexic, its called GENETICS people.
Really? | August 7, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I would kill to have her body. She’s not too skinny, and she’s certainly not fat. For all of you saying she’s overweight or ugly–if a girl like that walked up to you & said let’s fuck, are you really going to pass it up? Although, I’m assuming most of you haters are just jealous because you’re fat & ugly, so she’d probably pass you up, anyway. She’s hot. Get over it.
Superbiggerevil | August 7, 2009 at 1:13 pm
She looks good here, but she’s damaged goods because she was fucking a filthy, disgusting, smelly turbanhead. As a white woman, she’s useless.
smadgie | August 7, 2009 at 1:17 pm
The chick doing her makeup has better legs.
smadgie | August 7, 2009 at 1:23 pm
The chick doing her makeup has better legs. Back of the legs look cottage-cheesy. She needs a little more ‘surgical intervention’ in that area. Ohh and a lobotomy.
capt. douchebag | August 7, 2009 at 1:25 pm
@ 1,what do you mean looks like ? she is a fucking hillbilly !!!