Britney Spears in a bikini

May 20th, 2009 // 109 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears in the Caribbeans with her kids and agent/boyfriend Jason Trawick. Apparently the two of them really are an item, or else she mistook him for Fudgie The Whale and tried to eat him in his natural habitat so he’d die happy. Could go either way on that one.

NOTE: For the record, I’m not calling Britney fat as much as a chocolate-loving leviathan of dumb. Just so we’re clear.

Photos: Mavrix
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  1. Reality check

    I prefer womanly soft dainty legs myself, not into muscular legs on chicks. Her legs are too manly and stocky. Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox, and Audrina P. have AMAZING sexy womanly legs where they could never be mistaken fr a football player from behind. Men who prefer their women to have hard, muscular Serena Williams type legs are a tad queer.

  2. Reality Check

    Your mom’s a tad queer.

  3. John Graham

    Just curious… Where the hell are ‘the Caribbeans’, exactly?

  4. 101. And your dad’s waaay more than a tad queer.

  5. dharris830

    As beautiful and amazing as ever.

  6. Insatiable Peter

    Pssh. I was calling her a “chocolate-loving leviathan of dumb” back in ’99.

  7. erny

    STOP COMPLAINING! its not like shes posing for these pictures, she constantly has the media on her. they should leave her alone.

  8. Sarah

    I think she looks amazingly good!

  9. Maintain a pair of sunglasses and a hat to cover this area messy flip up nice and good. It is nice to see her.

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