First, let me pay Britney Spears a compliment on these bikini photos of her taken yesterday in Miami: She looks slightly above average – which is a giant step from the days of Predator Britney and the Search for More Taco Bell. That said, remember those “candid” rehearsal pics from her website where she’s sporting sick abs? Either those were Photoshopped, or Britney’s dad needs a better hiding place for the cookie jar. Like space.
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM.
SINCERLEY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.
PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
FOR MOR INFORMATION, GOOGLE MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.
ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.
ALSO, THERE ARE ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON THE PART OF PARIS HILTON AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF AT THOSE 2 WEB SITES GOING BACK ALSO TO MAY 2008.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
britney you look great..
stey amazing as you are
All of you fuckers are pathetic, get a job, or a real life. The problem with you is that you spend so much time judging other people, judge yourself. Look in the mirror.
Makes you wonder why she covering it now; everyone has seeen it.
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I’m proud of Britney, it seems she has pulled herself out of a bad situation with her parents help. I think she looks great for the average woman, but let’s face it she’s not an average woman, she is a mega celebrity. She was making really good progress with her exercising and toning up and I don’t know if she’s just come to a stand still or what. It just seems like she was getting pretty toned and then all of a sudden she is slowly gaining her weight back. She is not fat by any standards, but she doesn’t seem to be as toned as she was just a short while back. Did she just stop exercising? It’s not that she can’t pull off how she looks, she looks great. It’s just that she thinks she has to wear tiny skimpy outfits that show everything and that do not flatter her figure at all. If she’s gonna wear stuff like that then she really should tone up more, either that or stop wearing those types of outfits. She really could use a good personal stylist. I don’t know if she has a stylist, but if she does she should fire them. The weirdest thing is that Britney used to dress okay back in the day and now she can’t dress herself at all?
Are you serious? Slightly above average? Compared to who? Gisele? I’m not a fan of Britney, but even I have to admit she’s in great shape. She definitely has a hot body nowadays.
SEE’S fucking woody material. Fuck all you haters.
It is not a skeleton, and probably had a little meat on the bones, which always seems good to me. would like to have the stomach (it is not flat, but its pretty normal for women) and legs. propably weapons too. That iss it. Look hot and healthy in my opinion.