Britney Spears in a bikini

First, let me pay Britney Spears a compliment on these bikini photos of her taken yesterday in Miami: She looks slightly above average – which is a giant step from the days of Predator Britney and the Search for More Taco Bell. That said, remember those “candid” rehearsal pics from her website where she’s sporting sick abs? Either those were Photoshopped, or Britney’s dad needs a better hiding place for the cookie jar. Like space.