Britney Spears gets her bikini on, my eyes suprisingly don’t hate me

July 28th, 2008 // 112 Comments

I’d traveled to all four corners of the Earth, and at last, I found her again. This would be our final battle. The killing blow to be delivered by the bazooka I won off an Army colonel in a game of Russian roulette. But, suddenly, there’s a commotion. It’s coming from- from- my pants? What manner of trickery is this? Arousal? How can this be? No no no NO!

“Y’ALLLLLLLLLLLLL”

She’s spotted me. With my khaki tent fully pitched, I must flee – or must I? I find myself drawn to the creature. I step out of the brush and approach it. Instead of paralyzing fear, I feel strange emotions. Is this how it was meant to be? Two brutal enemies become star-crossed lovers. Yes, I can feel my heart warming as the anticipation of embrace grips me. It’s at that moment I realize my folly. I had tucked a Snickers bar in my safari hat earlier that day. Well played, Beast. Well pla-

“CRUNCH!”

Photos: Splash News

  1. holly38

    She looks good and seems to be doing better. Funny how the good things are never reported about “Stars” then again over half of you wouldnt have a thing to do if there was.

  2. carlos

    very beutiful

  3. Bibi

    Brittney looks like she’s on the right path to recovery! I hope she continues doing very well for herself and for the sake of her children ….

  4. Catani84

    Did you guys take a look at her face? What the hell happened to her face? She used to look decent…now she just looks like she’s banging her brother. That ass looks kinda yummy…if you can get past the face. Or…you could just stick a Mila Kunis poster on her face :)))…that should do the job

  5. ele

    hollywood babe.. if u are star u can do magic with ur body.. great brit

  6. pinkcrystalb

    She still looks like she has a lot of work to do, but her body looks better than it did at the VMAs.

  7. Short legs,,,, Noooooooo!!!!

  8. hardgirl99

    Wow!!! Brit is back! Tan and tone and showin’ the skin. Only a couple of years ago, Spears had one of the best bodies in the world. If she hits the weights really hard, she could have it again. Her body looks best with lots of muscles showing and ripped abs. Great job Brit. You have an incredible body!!!

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  10. she’s always looking sexy, like before she’s got pregnant and have a baby, welcome back britney,…i found her very sexy ini bikini on this http://hotcelebarchive.blogspot.com/search/label/britneyspears

  11. she’s always looking sexy, like before she’s got pregnant and have a baby, welcome back britney,…i found her very sexy ini bikini on this http://hotcelebarchive.blogspot.com/search/label/britneyspears

  12. wanker

    shes hot i would love to fuck britney or even just wank in front of her knowing shes watchin me i’d blow a load all over her, wankin rite now just thinkin bout it…….and…….came

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