The latest issue of Star magazine claims Britney Spears’ house is allegedly equipped with a fully functioning “fantasy room” And I’m talking of the sexy variety. The double-locked room is loaded with whips, ticklers and a closet full of outfits. NY Daily News reports:
“She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit,” claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction.
“Britney is sexually obsessed,” the source tells Star.
What’s even worse is that Britney’s sex-toys make it out into the living room. You know, that place where her toddler sons like to play. Of course, they’re probably too busy fighting off disease and infection to notice:
Star’s source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney’s dog. According to the tab, a “court-appointed watchdog” is set to declare the place a potential “health hazard.”
Britney Spears’ house sounds pretty much how I expected: Her kids lie twitching in the corner after mommy left her tickler in their Power Wheel. London, the Yorkie, quietly watches as he craps in the toy box. And there’s no sign of Britney anywhere except for the loud snap of a whip and the occasional cry of “Hurry, before I turn into a pumpkin!” Though I’m surprised there’s no mention of a pack of wolves roaming the halls. I figured they’d be there somewhere. Unless the creepy guy in the clown costume with the child-size burlap sack let them out.
kevin definitely gave her her first orgasm. women always go looney after losing the guy that gave them their first “o”
Women shouldn’t ever have orgasms. That’s how the devil gets ‘em. It’s only horse-cocked scumbags who are able to deliver the big “O” and what happens then is the scumbag leaves and the woman searches high and low for someone to replace him, and she ends up with nastier and nastier freaks who she chooses only for their penis size. And then she goes to hell.
See under: Pamela Anderson.
Photo caption:
Gotta pass this stone, gotta pass this stone! Ooo, the title of my next album!
*reads editor commentary again*
I like this new editor’s commentary :D
#52, Got crabs?
sounds great i wish to own a fantasy room myself someday..
Lol, small penis -ed men should die. Or at least get surgery.
Oh you may get into the sex room but you are not going anywhere until you put on a Starbucks uniform and play hide the frap’
If the regular living area is a dump, can you imagine what condition the “sex room” is in? It must be like the floor of a XXX movie theater. Christ. If Britney is anywhere near as active as she would like us to believe, I think the CDC need look no further for the site of the next Super Chlamydia or Super Syphilis. That and Paris Hilton’s vagina.
Britneyis different form others. She like being nude outside. I saw her nude photos and profile on nudistconnect.com just now. Maybe he is dating with a nudist guy. wow
Why the word “form” Maggie. Idiot spammer? I saw those same photos at Maggieisacunt.com.
Please, please make it stop!
she is so sexy. why so many people said they see her nude photos some nude sites, but my friends see the same on http://herpesmates.com
she really wants her nose re-done to look like this?
http://www.glinnbridge.com/Upload%20Files/newman/Marilyn%20Monroe,1962.jpg
haha. such a confused girl