Britney Spears hits and runs

August 7th, 2007 // 171 Comments
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Comments (171)

  1. jim | August 7, 2007 at 10:29 am

    haha

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  2. ahha | August 7, 2007 at 10:29 am

    Dumb Bitch lol

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  3. ifuckinghateyou | August 7, 2007 at 10:29 am

    Stupid cunt.

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  4. ???????->krazihottkelli????????? | August 7, 2007 at 10:29 am

    hahahhahabitch iz next to go to jail….

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  5. Bo Peep | August 7, 2007 at 10:30 am

    I love Britney – NOT ANY MORE!

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  6. Shizzle | August 7, 2007 at 10:30 am

    Aren’t we tired of the Britney stories already? You’d think there’s nothing or nobody else interesting to focus on.

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  7. Bo Peep | August 7, 2007 at 10:31 am

    At least she looks sexy when she dresses sexy – girl get a grip on yourself and stop wearing hats that old men wear to go duck hunting!

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  8. Sean-O | August 7, 2007 at 10:31 am

    We want more crotch shots Britney!

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  9. Sportsdvl | August 7, 2007 at 10:31 am

    Who else is shocked she even knew the word “braniac”?

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  10. bush | August 7, 2007 at 10:31 am

    it’s a publicity stunt

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  11. kiley | August 7, 2007 at 10:32 am

    well, she did have like 15 photographers snapping her picture as she was trying to park.

    sometimes i think shes not so much a trainwreck and i think that maybe it IS the photographers making her “crazy”

    but that doesnt completely explain the shaved head, so i dunno

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  12. Bite Me! | August 7, 2007 at 10:33 am

    @4 Hey Kelli, is that your real email address? If I send you an e-mail, will you send me a picture of yourself?

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  13. lowercase | August 7, 2007 at 10:33 am

    My eyes!!! Britney, for the love of God, please don’t ever squat again. Those Incredible Hulk legs just made me wish I was blind.

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  14. ??krazihottkelli?? | August 7, 2007 at 10:33 am

    God, her hair in the lazt pic iz ztupid…forgot your zcarf, azzhole…
    nice poze with your fatt legz ztooping,,beaverzhot…grozzz bitch..

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  15. Crap Tonight | August 7, 2007 at 10:34 am

    The best part is that she thinks no-one saw her and she made a clean get-a-way.

    The perfect crime

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  16. lola | August 7, 2007 at 10:35 am

    #9–Im with ya!

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  17. ??krazihottkelli?? | August 7, 2007 at 10:36 am

    ?12? it dependz…who R U?

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  18. frenchie | August 7, 2007 at 10:36 am

    Everyone in L.A. should be on alert and stay clear when they see Shitney behind the wheel. Look at that dizzy bitch!

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  19. willtherealvictorpleasestandup | August 7, 2007 at 10:37 am

    i love how she thinks the damage will go away if she rubs it. complete dumbass.

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  20. W | August 7, 2007 at 10:37 am

    The funny thing is that she seems to be more worried about the damages on her own car, and not the car she crashed into.

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  21. Bite Me! | August 7, 2007 at 10:37 am

    @9 She learn the word “braniac” watching cartoons

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  22. Crap Tonight | August 7, 2007 at 10:39 am

    Gotta say though, her kid is looking more like her everyday

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  23. *** | August 7, 2007 at 10:39 am

    shes such a spoiled bitch

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  24. ???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 7, 2007 at 10:41 am

    who the hell putz a drezz on and high heelz and doezn’t have their
    hair fixed?….only the baglady zpearz.

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  25. Shay | August 7, 2007 at 10:42 am

    Did she not notice the cameras taking pictures of her? A key aspect of a hit and run is to not have anyone witness it, much less taking pictures of it.

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  26. Bite Me! | August 7, 2007 at 10:42 am

    Kelli I am me. who am I suppose to be?

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  27. ??krazihottkelli?? | August 7, 2007 at 10:45 am

    ??26??

    R U a boy or girl?

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  28. frenchie | August 7, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Whats with all these cheap looking poly acetate slinky dresses this 12 sandwitch is wearing? I’m pretty sure It’s only her and fat Mexican women that gravitate to the Charlotte Russe sale racks.

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  29. Lovely | August 7, 2007 at 10:47 am

    If he changed his name to “blow me” would that help you figure out his sex?

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  30. Bite Me! | August 7, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Why would a girl want a picture of you?

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  31. Texas Tranny | August 7, 2007 at 10:51 am

    Damn, I can’t tell if she’s wearing pretty panties or not.

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  32. ??krazihottkelli?? | August 7, 2007 at 10:52 am

    ?all my girlfriendz want my picz…zome R gay and zome aren’t?
    Y wouldn’t they want a pic..iz the queztion?????

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  33. Lovely | August 7, 2007 at 10:53 am

    #28 I was thinkin “the rave” but Charlotte Russe works too

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  34. Bite Me! | August 7, 2007 at 10:53 am

    @31 TT, Do you really think she is wearing panties at all? Once a month you might see a string!

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  35. Chauncey Gardner | August 7, 2007 at 10:55 am

    Please let her take the next step and end up in jail! Please!

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  36. D4P | August 7, 2007 at 10:55 am

    I feel sorry for the little dog.

    In fact, I feel sorry for ALL little dogs in Hollywood.

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  37. Jillblondie | August 7, 2007 at 10:57 am

    Jesus!!! – please stop with the Britney shit. Your site is getting boring.

    And Bite Me, why must you make Krazeekuntkelli think she has something interesting to say???? I thought we all agreed if we ignored her she’d go away!

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  38. mapache | August 7, 2007 at 10:58 am

    shes just a swamp whore who deserves to be put to sleep. no one and i do mean no one in the world is as classless as this twat

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  39. Doomhammer | August 7, 2007 at 10:58 am

    All I can say is that I hope the people who manager her affairs have gone ahead and planned for her farewell. Its only a matter of time before she suffocates herself with a dry cleaning bag.

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  40. FRIST!!! | August 7, 2007 at 10:58 am

    I’m FRIST!!!
    Ok, next week thepost will read “Britney Spears gets Sued”, then she can join the Lohans at the all day lawyer client barbeque

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  41. Crabby | August 7, 2007 at 11:00 am

    Doesn’t California have a “3 idiot strikes and you’re out” rule?

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  42. Paris IS REALLY A TRANNY YA'ALL | August 7, 2007 at 11:00 am

    A hit and run w/out bodily or much vehicle damage is a slap on the wrist. Shitney knows that. Her insurance will go up a little. That is all. Remember when Parasite must have had a herpe outbreak and she was itching her ooozing scabs down there when she hit a parked car in the public garage and the paparazzi caught it all as she drove away without leaving a note or anything except a dent in other car? NOTHING HAPPENED TO THAT CUNT!!! HOWEVER IT GIVES ME SUCH PLEASURE KNOWING THAT LAME HILTON DORK HAS HERPES FOREVER AND SHE IS SO STUPID SHE WILL NEVER FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONTROL IT THE RIGHT WAY INSTEAD SHE PUTS LAME VALTREX ON IT! THATS WHAT THE DRUG COMPANIES WANT YOU STUPID WHORE!!! THERE ARE WAYS TO PREVENT FEWER OUTBREAKS BUT VALTREX IS NOT ONE OF THEM. HER ROTTEN DIET, DRUGS, SEX WITH DISEASED MEN, STRESS LEVEL, STUPIDITY LEVEL WILL HAVE PARIS KEEPING US ENTERTAINED FOR YEARS!!! LOL. THANKS PARIS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT AT YOUR EXPENCE. STUPID, USED CONDOM BAG!!! OH BY THE WAY PARIS, SAW YOU AT THE HEFS PARTY IN YOUR FAVORITE GEAR, STREET WALKER WEAR. WEREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO STOP HANGING AROUND THOSE PEOPLE WHO COULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOU IF YOUR NAME WASN’T HILTON, WHO “DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU” AND DO SOMETHING MORE MEANINGFUL? YOUR A FUCKIN LIAR ON TOP OF EVERY OTHER IDIOTIC AND DISEASED, AND DEFORMED (WONKEY EYE, NO ASSITOL, MONSTER MAN FEET) THING YOU ARE. PLEASE CATCH AIDS SO WE CAN ALL WATCH AND LAUGH AS YOU WITHER AWAY AND GO TO HELL.

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  43. Brock Landers | August 7, 2007 at 11:00 am

    All I can say is that I hope the people who manage her affairs have made sure they’re getting their share.

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  44. Tessa | August 7, 2007 at 11:00 am

    Somebody give her a f*cking soap, please!

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  45. willtherealvictorpleasestandup | August 7, 2007 at 11:01 am

    34, so repulsive, but it would probably be the Britney Highlight of the Year. actually, i’m shocked we haven’t seen a string yet!

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  46. Bite Me! | August 7, 2007 at 11:01 am

    YO FRIST!!!!

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  47. ??krazihottkelli?? | August 7, 2007 at 11:01 am

    ??BiteMe??

    Doez the firzt initial of your name ztart with a J.?

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  48. Bite Me! | August 7, 2007 at 11:02 am

    Yes

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  49. Christ on a Crotch | August 7, 2007 at 11:02 am

    “and have the IQ of a monkey”

    Ummmm, FISH, yeah, I think it’s unfair of you to equate in the IQ of a monkey with the IQ of Britney Spears. A lot of monkeys are going to be very upset. I’m calling PETA and report your callous and racist descriptions of monkeys being dumber than Britney Spears. Shame on you!!!!

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  50. mrs.t | August 7, 2007 at 11:03 am

    Just looking at her face the first pic….her initial response appears not to have been “I’m a brainiac”, but “Sheeeeeit, ya’ll.”

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