Britney Spears hits and runs

who the hell putz a drezz on and high heelz and doezn’t have their
hair fixed?….only the baglady zpearz.

Did she not notice the cameras taking pictures of her? A key aspect of a hit and run is to not have anyone witness it, much less taking pictures of it.

Kelli I am me. who am I suppose to be?

??26??

R U a boy or girl?

Whats with all these cheap looking poly acetate slinky dresses this 12 sandwitch is wearing? I’m pretty sure It’s only her and fat Mexican women that gravitate to the Charlotte Russe sale racks.

If he changed his name to “blow me” would that help you figure out his sex?

Why would a girl want a picture of you?

Damn, I can’t tell if she’s wearing pretty panties or not.

?all my girlfriendz want my picz…zome R gay and zome aren’t?
Y wouldn’t they want a pic..iz the queztion?????

#28 I was thinkin “the rave” but Charlotte Russe works too

@31 TT, Do you really think she is wearing panties at all? Once a month you might see a string!

Please let her take the next step and end up in jail! Please!

I feel sorry for the little dog.

In fact, I feel sorry for ALL little dogs in Hollywood.

Jesus!!! – please stop with the Britney shit. Your site is getting boring.

And Bite Me, why must you make Krazeekuntkelli think she has something interesting to say???? I thought we all agreed if we ignored her she’d go away!

shes just a swamp whore who deserves to be put to sleep. no one and i do mean no one in the world is as classless as this twat

All I can say is that I hope the people who manager her affairs have gone ahead and planned for her farewell. Its only a matter of time before she suffocates herself with a dry cleaning bag.

I’m FRIST!!!
Ok, next week thepost will read “Britney Spears gets Sued”, then she can join the Lohans at the all day lawyer client barbeque

Doesn’t California have a “3 idiot strikes and you’re out” rule?

A hit and run w/out bodily or much vehicle damage is a slap on the wrist. Shitney knows that. Her insurance will go up a little. That is all. Remember when Parasite must have had a herpe outbreak and she was itching her ooozing scabs down there when she hit a parked car in the public garage and the paparazzi caught it all as she drove away without leaving a note or anything except a dent in other car? NOTHING HAPPENED TO THAT CUNT!!! HOWEVER IT GIVES ME SUCH PLEASURE KNOWING THAT LAME HILTON DORK HAS HERPES FOREVER AND SHE IS SO STUPID SHE WILL NEVER FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONTROL IT THE RIGHT WAY INSTEAD SHE PUTS LAME VALTREX ON IT! THATS WHAT THE DRUG COMPANIES WANT YOU STUPID WHORE!!! THERE ARE WAYS TO PREVENT FEWER OUTBREAKS BUT VALTREX IS NOT ONE OF THEM. HER ROTTEN DIET, DRUGS, SEX WITH DISEASED MEN, STRESS LEVEL, STUPIDITY LEVEL WILL HAVE PARIS KEEPING US ENTERTAINED FOR YEARS!!! LOL. THANKS PARIS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT AT YOUR EXPENCE. STUPID, USED CONDOM BAG!!! OH BY THE WAY PARIS, SAW YOU AT THE HEFS PARTY IN YOUR FAVORITE GEAR, STREET WALKER WEAR. WEREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO STOP HANGING AROUND THOSE PEOPLE WHO COULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOU IF YOUR NAME WASN’T HILTON, WHO “DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU” AND DO SOMETHING MORE MEANINGFUL? YOUR A FUCKIN LIAR ON TOP OF EVERY OTHER IDIOTIC AND DISEASED, AND DEFORMED (WONKEY EYE, NO ASSITOL, MONSTER MAN FEET) THING YOU ARE. PLEASE CATCH AIDS SO WE CAN ALL WATCH AND LAUGH AS YOU WITHER AWAY AND GO TO HELL.

All I can say is that I hope the people who manage her affairs have made sure they’re getting their share.

Somebody give her a f*cking soap, please!

34, so repulsive, but it would probably be the Britney Highlight of the Year. actually, i’m shocked we haven’t seen a string yet!

YO FRIST!!!!

??BiteMe??

Doez the firzt initial of your name ztart with a J.?

Yes

“and have the IQ of a monkey”

Ummmm, FISH, yeah, I think it’s unfair of you to equate in the IQ of a monkey with the IQ of Britney Spears. A lot of monkeys are going to be very upset. I’m calling PETA and report your callous and racist descriptions of monkeys being dumber than Britney Spears. Shame on you!!!!

Just looking at her face the first pic….her initial response appears not to have been “I’m a brainiac”, but “Sheeeeeit, ya’ll.”

Captain Cargo Shorts in the second picture should have just whipped it out and peed on Brit while she was squatting down. You’d be surprised how many chicks are into that sort of thing.

i’m sure the person will have no trouble figuring out that it was Britney. hopefully, they will sentence her to death to stop her from reproducing again.

Good morning, Jim.
Good morning, Tranny.

Guten morgen, Mr. Hasselhoff.

#48 Great, krazihottkelli now thinks you’re one of those 17 kids in Arkansas.

#42 You ok?

We really need one more picture, with Britney walking away and leaving a fresh steaming turd on the ground.

Good Morning Mrs T How are you doing ? How is Mr T and the kids?

Maybe one day soon, she’ll mess with one of the wrong “little people”, and she’ll get her ass kicked. Or better yet, mowed down with an AK-47.

#51- she woulda just whipped out her dick and pissed on him right back…

Bueller? Bueller? Jones? Jones? Hmm, two gone missing….one wanted back…

Klazihotkerri – Jimbo rikes Steamers.

Everybody is good. I just stopped in here for a quick fix this morning-after lunch I’m taking my three youngest swimming….older two are at camps this week.

Where’s the video?????

Wow 5 kids Mrs T. That must keep you running all day!!!

WTC!?!?!?

You’re all crazygay, she’s a hot psychochick, the best fuck of all. When she squatted down, I’d have wheeled right over on my greasemonkey dolly and started licking her pussy and asshole.

#42 what on earth ar you talking about? Are you on medications? Should you be?

HAHA I love the look on her face when she hits the car she looks like she is going to kill someone

Should she really be driving…?

Hi Wally, just got back from San Antonio. My vacation was short and not extremely exciting although Schlitterbahn is a blast. This is a boring post and I want to go to WallyWorld now. You know, Wally got with Woodhorse, Woodhorse got with Wally…. you’re at most only 99% gay at times now since I got my foot in the door. Get used to it, I am hopelessly hooked.——————————–I’m here. I’m clear.

Good morning Mrs. T.

I would expect nothing less from someone who didnt even finish 10th grade.

I would like to see Britney do a hit and run. Hit the sharp edge of an axe with her forehead, and run into a closet filled with broken glass.