Britney Spears hires private investigator

November 20th, 2007 // 56 Comments
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Britney Spears hired a private investigator yesterday to keep an eye on her ex-husband Kevin Federline. Upon finding out, Kevin’s lawyers immediately pissed themselves laughing. Us Weekly reports:

“I think that if that is what they need to do, or have to do, to have at it,” Federline’s counsel, Mark Vincent Kaplan, tells Usmagazine.com. “I don’t think it will, in anyway, be a good expenditure of funds. But I can’t stop that from happening.”

Mark Kaplan also stated that Kevin Federline could care less about the news:

“I don’t think he would be concerned about it, and I don’t think he has to change anything he is doing in order to address that.”

I don’t know what Britney’s hoping to accomplish. It’s not like Kevin Federline is murdering cocktail waitresses in his basement or something. And even if he was, would it make a difference? Not really. In the meantime, Britney Spears should just focus on whatever it is that she does. Which appears to be driving a car with a blanket on her head. Hmm, kind of an unorthodox way to win back custody of your kids, and some might say a recipe for vehicular manslaughter, but at least she’s trying.

Photos:INFdaily.com

  1. brian

    Someone, PLEASE take this fucking disgusting waste of oxygen off the planet.

  2. Ript1&0

    I hate to say this but… this hoodie that you think is so fugly is a trend of the moment right now.

    Which basically means your ass will be wearing it for two years after we’ve figured out how retarded it is.

  3. When I look at this picture of a driving britt. I must conclude that it’s not strange at all, driving around and crashing some photographer’s foot……………………………
    ………………….HE WAS LUCKY!!

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  5. Hustle Fo Sho

    I never liked K-Fed, but I respect how he played Shitney like a fool. He never has to work another day in his life, got the kids and child support, and gets to sit back and laugh his ass off at her stupidity. This is the reverse of what usually happens where the man gets anally raped in the divorce. And, it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving “mother.” K-Fed is living my American Dream ha ha ha XD

  6. Wiley

    She’s making a real effort to cover her lips this time. Do you suppose they fell off and she doesn’t want us to see her bare teeth hanging out? Her lip problems are minor when compared to that awful weave she shows off all the time. She should be more concerned about why she isn’t able to grow hair anymore. Can’t wait to see what problems crop up from her lipo. She’s going to look like the cat woman by the time she is 30.

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