Britney Spears Hires Nanny

By: Superficial / December 7, 2004

Britney and Kevin Federline are having a baby boy, and rumor has it the name will be Cheeto. I think they’re looking for a nanny, so if you are up for it, contact me and I’ll get you in touch with the right people that handle Brit, kevin and Cheeto. I am for real. [Source]

I’m not sure how legit this posting on Craig’s List is, but I’m hoping it’s very. Not because it’s exciting that Britney and Kevin are hiring a nanny, but because the world would die of laughter if they actually named their kid Cheeto.