14. Yeah, but this is Britney – You can take the girl out of the cuntry etc. She’s going for the ‘vest wearing, trailer trash living off bags of cheetos’ kind of look.
#20 I had fried frogs for lunch today……
This website is fast becoming the number one Britney Spears fansite. Half of the news on here is about her.
Why did she get preggers again? She’s too worried about her damn cell phone. She needs sterilization.
As for Affleck, about time he got a job that he can actually do well.
Not a fan of the music but it’s too bad how things are right now she could really sing, even as a kid. Talk about melodramatic. Check her out about 7:11 minutes into the vid…
I didn’t realize that certain women got pregnant in their thighs.
atleast she is wearing shoes.
I just got a letter in the mail from Dr. Rokter. He’s been in Costa Rica delivering malnourished babies with the Doctor’s Without Border’s organization (Medicins Sans Frontiers).
Nothing’s fun after 4 a.m. in Costa Rica. Hurl time. Woke up next to my wooden ass-tank
again. The vodka is killer. Have chronic ass-piss. Can hardly remember the sound of plopping dung and that cool-chill-splash-rimmer that hits my bunghole just right. I’m also becoming a kleptomaniac. You should see the collection of bar ashtrays I have shoved in my 100% cotton Dockers. I was a Pall Bearer at Abdul Ababwars funeral but I was so drunk I was leaning on the coffin instead of carrying it. Tori? I think we’d make a pretty zani duo, lots of mugging, ad libbing and horsing around… hrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm.
(note: that’s some pretty crappy onomatopoeia, but how else do you spell(ing) the sound a horse makes. Hold that ghost I’ll get a camera!!!).
Babylonian kings had their names imprinted on temple bricks. Early Greeks hung written curses on public statues in hopes of bringing devine vengeance on thieves. I have a tattoo inscribed with micro lasers on the inside of my right femur that reads, “Back In 5 minutes, Have Some Peanuts”, in case I’m ever abducted by an alien life-force that should keep them occupied for a while. That is unless I’m in a terrible combine accident and my right leg gets all mangled than it might read, “I Had a 5 Inch Penis, Suck my nuts.” Which should also keep them ocupied for a while.
I love you all very much.
Leopold Ignacious Rokter III OB/GYN
So are you Dr. Rokter as well then? (And you pretended so well the other day you didn’t know how to change your screen name.) I always enjoyed his comments.
Yeah, I miss Dr. Rokter. He volunteered to deliver my baby, but I told him I wasn’t even pregnant. He said that didn’t matter, so I humored him and got in the stirrups.
Conversation between Britney and Ben Affleck (not reported by the Superfish)
Britney: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
Ben Affleck: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Britney: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Ben Affleck: Yes, pregnancy.
For those of you curious, Dr Rokter was sent to Cost Rica due to all the mal-practice suits he acquired in The United States. Who knew using more than one finger during a ‘Rectal Exam’ was mal-practice. It’s an honest mistake. Anyway, that is how we met and have been great friends ever since, and I will always support him in everything he does.
Sorry about the double post…damn computer. ERROR ERROR!!!!
Why is it that she can never keep her clothes from falling off her body?
That’s the director for “Pregnant Cuntry Whores 11″. I know because I’ve seen 1-10… fucking classics… I especially like how he anally devirginizes them, then when they think it’s over and only have to endure one ass to mouth money shot, he calls in the bukkake boys to spackle her like Mexican day laborers on a holey wall. Good times man, good times.
These will be days long remebered, while Dr. Rokter lays a path of genital destruction, Israel lays the smackdown on Hezbollah, they just put a missile thru some asshole’s living room and laid waste to his sorry ass Hoorah!!!
since britney is anally devirginized, is it physically possible for her to give birth through her bunghole??
“And then dedicating his life to saving children and punching bad guys in the face. And maybe curing cancer. I’m also filthy rich and a fox in bed. Call me, ladies.”
Oh Mr. Superficial… who are you? When can we meet so that I can marry you? Or at least talk shit on all the stupid celebrities out there? A man this witty cannot be straight. Sigh.
For fuck’s sake, has the person who used to do the Superficial been raped and killed? The reason I ask is because I’m sure this site used to be funny…
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