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Jaydel | July 20, 2006 at 4:04 pm
First biatch!
Gordo69 | July 20, 2006 at 4:04 pm
I hate britney
twzzlrgirl | July 20, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Thank God for the mannies — it’s the only time the kid looks taken care of. Note to Brit — kid out of the sun, not slumped over, in a stroller.
And, if I were here, i’d see myself photographed with some normal looking guy, realize I was married to K-fed, and cry myself to sleep.
twzzlrgirl | July 20, 2006 at 4:06 pm
oops, if i were her, not “here.”
SoftBlueGlow | July 20, 2006 at 4:09 pm
It must be so degrading to be that man…
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
blowdart | July 20, 2006 at 4:10 pm
#5 Only if he’s very lucky SoftBlueGlow
Oh. Shit. I said that out loud.
jane's eyre | July 20, 2006 at 4:10 pm
That guy looks like Miami Vice-The Later Years.
JoBOO | July 20, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Nice Cankles. Still, I’d hit that…
tarjamarja | July 20, 2006 at 4:12 pm
The kid looks well and safe in the stroller. Even Britney looks pretty decent, she’s covered for the most part and isn’t wearing high heels. Unlike F-Fed, mannys seem to do wonders for both Britney and Sean Preston!
BarbadoSlim | July 20, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Ladies !! Gentlemen!! Midgets!!
I GIVE YOU:
THE GIANT CANCkLE CREATURE!!!!!!!
Jacq | July 20, 2006 at 4:14 pm
He looks like the kind of redneck that will make you pick between “switches ‘er a paddlin” if you act up. She should have stuck with the better looking one. I cannot think of a single reason why the new guy should not hate life.
Italian Stallion | July 20, 2006 at 4:15 pm
In other news: Somalia was invaded by Ethiopia…………no seriously thats the joke
tarjamarja | July 20, 2006 at 4:15 pm
K-Fed, not F-Fed. Duh.
jrzmommy | July 20, 2006 at 4:17 pm
of course, she’s gotta have at least ONE strap hanging off of her–She’s country!!
Is she packin’ twins? When is she due, like, tomorrow? Man, she’s big! I thought celebs only gain 8 pounds when they’re pregnant and all have 6-lb babies?
C.B. | July 20, 2006 at 4:17 pm
she’s fat…a piece of advice….gym ;)
twzzlrgirl | July 20, 2006 at 4:18 pm
13 — no, I like F-Fed. or F—Fed.
Icognito79 | July 20, 2006 at 4:21 pm
I get the need for a body guard, I really do. But push your own goddamn stroller!!!
http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/
Fugurself | July 20, 2006 at 4:23 pm
Anyone ever think that porky Britney’s revolving security men is to get bottom Federline jealous? She wants us to see her hair color change and her burly stallions. Somethings’ afoot.
Will she mount them?
Does she chew bubblegum while guarded for a stroll with Rambo?
How often does she twirl her hair or throw it back with Liz Taylor abandon?
Is she getting a pregnant jones for some heated military beef? Is Kevin? heh heh……
In her own way, Britney is getting a taste test of the macho wares for future reference. The stormtrooper swooping down on her-muscles rippling -scoops her up in a perilous rescue
Jacq | July 20, 2006 at 4:24 pm
#17 – That is a physical impossibility. She’s already chewing gum, walking and talking on the phone. If she was also given charge of the stroller, she’d push it in front of a bus.
Jacq | July 20, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Fugyourself, you’re normally really funny. However, in light of post #18, I would like to motion that your name be changed to herbiefrog.
MyWellRehearsedMistake | July 20, 2006 at 4:27 pm
14. Yeah, but this is Britney – You can take the girl out of the cuntry etc. She’s going for the ‘vest wearing, trailer trash living off bags of cheetos’ kind of look.
Fugurself | July 20, 2006 at 4:30 pm
#20 I had fried frogs for lunch today……
Uhn Tiss Baby | July 20, 2006 at 4:34 pm
This website is fast becoming the number one Britney Spears fansite. Half of the news on here is about her.
TurdFerguson | July 20, 2006 at 4:34 pm
Why did she get preggers again? She’s too worried about her damn cell phone. She needs sterilization.
As for Affleck, about time he got a job that he can actually do well.
nc72 | July 20, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Not a fan of the music but it’s too bad how things are right now she could really sing, even as a kid. Talk about melodramatic. Check her out about 7:11 minutes into the vid…
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-stars-before-they-were-stars/v/2736/
pinky_nip | July 20, 2006 at 4:39 pm
I didn’t realize that certain women got pregnant in their thighs.
leahdeadly | July 20, 2006 at 4:42 pm
atleast she is wearing shoes.
hopeless_screenwriter | July 20, 2006 at 4:43 pm
I just got a letter in the mail from Dr. Rokter. He’s been in Costa Rica delivering malnourished babies with the Doctor’s Without Border’s organization (Medicins Sans Frontiers).
Hello all,
Nothing’s fun after 4 a.m. in Costa Rica. Hurl time. Woke up next to my wooden ass-tank
again. The vodka is killer. Have chronic ass-piss. Can hardly remember the sound of plopping dung and that cool-chill-splash-rimmer that hits my bunghole just right. I’m also becoming a kleptomaniac. You should see the collection of bar ashtrays I have shoved in my 100% cotton Dockers. I was a Pall Bearer at Abdul Ababwars funeral but I was so drunk I was leaning on the coffin instead of carrying it. Tori? I think we’d make a pretty zani duo, lots of mugging, ad libbing and horsing around… hrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm.
(note: that’s some pretty crappy onomatopoeia, but how else do you spell(ing) the sound a horse makes. Hold that ghost I’ll get a camera!!!).
Babylonian kings had their names imprinted on temple bricks. Early Greeks hung written curses on public statues in hopes of bringing devine vengeance on thieves. I have a tattoo inscribed with micro lasers on the inside of my right femur that reads, “Back In 5 minutes, Have Some Peanuts”, in case I’m ever abducted by an alien life-force that should keep them occupied for a while. That is unless I’m in a terrible combine accident and my right leg gets all mangled than it might read, “I Had a 5 Inch Penis, Suck my nuts.” Which should also keep them ocupied for a while.
I love you all very much.
Take care,
Leopold Ignacious Rokter III OB/GYN
MyWellRehearsedMistake | July 20, 2006 at 4:49 pm
#28.
So are you Dr. Rokter as well then? (And you pretended so well the other day you didn’t know how to change your screen name.) I always enjoyed his comments.
pinky_nip | July 20, 2006 at 4:51 pm
Yeah, I miss Dr. Rokter. He volunteered to deliver my baby, but I told him I wasn’t even pregnant. He said that didn’t matter, so I humored him and got in the stirrups.
Fugurself | July 20, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Conversation between Britney and Ben Affleck (not reported by the Superfish)
Britney: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
Ben Affleck: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Britney: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Ben Affleck: Yes, pregnancy.
hopeless_screenwriter | July 20, 2006 at 4:54 pm
For those of you curious, Dr Rokter was sent to Cost Rica due to all the mal-practice suits he acquired in The United States. Who knew using more than one finger during a ‘Rectal Exam’ was mal-practice. It’s an honest mistake. Anyway, that is how we met and have been great friends ever since, and I will always support him in everything he does.
hopeless_screenwriter | July 20, 2006 at 4:55 pm
For those of you curious, Dr Rokter was sent to Cost Rica due to all the mal-practice suits he acquired in The United States. Who knew using more than one finger during a ‘Rectal Exam’ was mal-practice. It’s an honest mistake. Anyway, that is how we met and have been great friends ever since, and I will always support him in everything he does.
hopeless_screenwriter | July 20, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Sorry about the double post…damn computer. ERROR ERROR!!!!
penguinwaddle | July 20, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Why is it that she can never keep her clothes from falling off her body?
RichPort | July 20, 2006 at 5:59 pm
That’s the director for “Pregnant Cuntry Whores 11″. I know because I’ve seen 1-10… fucking classics… I especially like how he anally devirginizes them, then when they think it’s over and only have to endure one ass to mouth money shot, he calls in the bukkake boys to spackle her like Mexican day laborers on a holey wall. Good times man, good times.
BarbadoSlim | July 20, 2006 at 6:03 pm
These will be days long remebered, while Dr. Rokter lays a path of genital destruction, Israel lays the smackdown on Hezbollah, they just put a missile thru some asshole’s living room and laid waste to his sorry ass Hoorah!!!
bigponie | July 20, 2006 at 6:05 pm
#36
since britney is anally devirginized, is it physically possible for her to give birth through her bunghole??
Regan | July 20, 2006 at 6:19 pm
“And then dedicating his life to saving children and punching bad guys in the face. And maybe curing cancer. I’m also filthy rich and a fox in bed. Call me, ladies.”
Oh Mr. Superficial… who are you? When can we meet so that I can marry you? Or at least talk shit on all the stupid celebrities out there? A man this witty cannot be straight. Sigh.
Princess Di's Ghost | July 20, 2006 at 6:28 pm
For fuck’s sake, has the person who used to do the Superficial been raped and killed? The reason I ask is because I’m sure this site used to be funny…
BestNameEver | July 20, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Is that the Moustache Man that tried to catch poor Sean P. when Brit tripped in New York?
hopeless_screenwriter | July 20, 2006 at 7:06 pm
@36 I devirgined her ass with my face, completely on accident; I was 69-ing her and I was on the bottom and she passed out, and her huge ass like engulfed my entire head, I almost suffocated. Thank God the ‘kerknockerknock’ woke her up, it was a close one.
hopeless_screenwriter | July 20, 2006 at 7:12 pm
Kerknockerknock: v. When a female sits too
far down on your face and you can’t breathe, so you knock on the small of her back in rapid succession until she realizes she is sitting too far down on your face and you cannot breathe, and she sits up a bit.
bigponie | July 20, 2006 at 7:21 pm
#42
holy shit that’s a nasty thought…
did she yell 21, 43, 69 hut hut hut and yanked at your weiner and if so do you still have one.
stingybtchsuzy | July 20, 2006 at 7:31 pm
#41, I think it is the same. The hairline is different, and in these pics he looks a little, I don’t know, Cheetohs cheese-puffier, than in the pics a couple of months ago. But I’d swear the 70′s porn star ‘stache is the same.
hopeless_screenwriter | July 20, 2006 at 7:31 pm
@44 you are one twisted ponie. It was a harrowing experience– nothing to joke about. Do you have any idea how long it took to get the smell out of my hair?– Or the months I had to endure being called ASSHEAD! I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Thankfully, my weiner is still intact.
ChickenScratch | July 20, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Britney’s phone conversation:
“So I was like, ‘Wait til you see what I did to my hair this week’…and she was like ‘No way, the extensions?’ and I was like ‘Yep, I don’t know what all the fuss is about, ya’ll, they keep taking pictures of me, so I change my hair’ Tee! Hee! Hee! (that’s a giggle) And then she was like ‘I wonder how they knew it was you then’ and I was like ‘I know ya’ll, they are always hounding me…just leave me alone for pete’s sake, I’m just a girl tryin to live the dream…Kev understands what it’s like, he understands me, he’s the only one…wait hold on…Manny, I smell shit, change the baby’s diaper.”
Manny: “Ugh!”
Britney: “Do it fucker. So anyway, where was I? Oh yeah…she was like…..”
bootface | July 20, 2006 at 7:33 pm
i’d still hit it
ChickenScratch | July 20, 2006 at 7:34 pm
I don’t care if you didn’t find it funny, it seemed funny to me at the time.
I’m so burnt out on Britney, her baby, her men, her cankles, and that fucking hair this was the only thing I could think of.
RichPort | July 20, 2006 at 7:47 pm
#42
Fucking hilarious. I’m thinking about auditioning for “Pregnant Cuntry Whores 12: Cars on Bricks”. I hope I don’t have to stick my head in her ass, accidentally or otherwise… I dare say, that practically makes you K-Fed, so you might want to go visit a museum or listen to some classical music to combat your probable urges to chew tobacky and scratch yourself in public. Or smoke a joint, that always works for me.