I hate britney
Thank God for the mannies — it’s the only time the kid looks taken care of. Note to Brit — kid out of the sun, not slumped over, in a stroller.
And, if I were here, i’d see myself photographed with some normal looking guy, realize I was married to K-fed, and cry myself to sleep.
oops, if i were her, not “here.”
It must be so degrading to be that man…
#5 Only if he’s very lucky SoftBlueGlow
Oh. Shit. I said that out loud.
That guy looks like Miami Vice-The Later Years.
Nice Cankles. Still, I’d hit that…
The kid looks well and safe in the stroller. Even Britney looks pretty decent, she’s covered for the most part and isn’t wearing high heels. Unlike F-Fed, mannys seem to do wonders for both Britney and Sean Preston!
Ladies !! Gentlemen!! Midgets!!
I GIVE YOU:
THE GIANT CANCkLE CREATURE!!!!!!!
He looks like the kind of redneck that will make you pick between “switches ‘er a paddlin” if you act up. She should have stuck with the better looking one. I cannot think of a single reason why the new guy should not hate life.
In other news: Somalia was invaded by Ethiopia…………no seriously thats the joke
K-Fed, not F-Fed. Duh.
of course, she’s gotta have at least ONE strap hanging off of her–She’s country!!
Is she packin’ twins? When is she due, like, tomorrow? Man, she’s big! I thought celebs only gain 8 pounds when they’re pregnant and all have 6-lb babies?
she’s fat…a piece of advice….gym ;)
13 — no, I like F-Fed. or F—Fed.
I get the need for a body guard, I really do. But push your own goddamn stroller!!!
Anyone ever think that porky Britney’s revolving security men is to get bottom Federline jealous? She wants us to see her hair color change and her burly stallions. Somethings’ afoot.
Will she mount them?
Does she chew bubblegum while guarded for a stroll with Rambo?
How often does she twirl her hair or throw it back with Liz Taylor abandon?
Is she getting a pregnant jones for some heated military beef? Is Kevin? heh heh……
In her own way, Britney is getting a taste test of the macho wares for future reference. The stormtrooper swooping down on her-muscles rippling -scoops her up in a perilous rescue
#17 – That is a physical impossibility. She’s already chewing gum, walking and talking on the phone. If she was also given charge of the stroller, she’d push it in front of a bus.
Fugyourself, you’re normally really funny. However, in light of post #18, I would like to motion that your name be changed to herbiefrog.
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