Britney Spears hires a manager

Too bad. The previous situation had much more fun potential.

I think Britney’s doing pretty good out there. Look at that headband!!! Stupendous!

Yeah that humour:

So and so did *whatever*. But so and so is stupid, so they could have just got *insert “funny” inanimate object here* to do and that would have been better.

Is real original – you only use that one about once a day. Maybe twice tops. Real funny.

Is it me or does she have horrible greasy hair
omg
she’s such a wrek
she’s done
im proud of christina aguilera though, look at how gracefully she’s leading her life

AHH MAKE IT STOP!! Her hair is all nappy & greasy! her makeup is smudged, you can see her ass thru her dress! When will it stop!?? She needs to hire somebody to take care of her, dress her, do her hair, do her makeup. Make her shut the fuck up. Teach her the correct things to say. Jeez.. What’s with the hair??!! I know it’s extensions.. But if I were her I would just wear it as is. Short an all. It’s got to be a few inches by now. She could have a cute short hairstyle.. But not black.. She’s too goth! Red lips and black hair! Lord Save her!

What’s with the layers on the baby!! Is it winter?? FUCK it’s summertime! Well, I guess we should be happy he’s wearing more than a diaper.. HEY maybe this winter he will wear just a diaper. He’s even got on a hat?! That kid’s got to be burning up!!

Well, at least she is trying. It won’t work, but she is at least wearing clothes, AND holding her baby like it deserves, instead of like a football. She is dumb and has no class, but at least she is dumb and has no class.

her ass cheeks seem to be so far apart. did kfed’s dick do that? Did his cock really work her ass cheeks into different hemispheres? If so, what a mighty cock indeed, and what a spaced ass. /——

I’d pound that fat juicy ass and then pull out and spurt all over the kid’s face.

ooo cute shoes

I can’t believe some people think she looks nice here – she looks totally like a tranny. UGH

ezra sitt

Thank you. I’m hlad someone freakin called fish out on it. That line is getting so fuckin old. I laughed like the first two times, yeah that was like a year ago.

Is this his only job? If it is then He should probably work on his material.

shes nearly looking normal…if only she could pick a real fabric instead of…netting.

If I’m not mistaken, this Jeff Kwatinez guy was also engaged to Brittany Murphy. Apparently the two split up but he still manages her music career. Yes. He.. manages.. her.. music career.

Well, since that’s going SO good — he must be way qualified.

/endsarcasm

#43—-#46—hilarious! and #59—seek help creepo!

Oh ya, a new manager should totally resurrect her vagina, err, career.

I would still gorilla fuck her dirty white ass

It’s a sad fucking day in America when we as a people are saying “she looks decent here” stick a dick in her she’s done…..
Also…. just a little fun fact in memory of yesterday… tha kid has a bear hat on…. for cryin out loud

I’m pretty sure that in whatever’s left from her tiny little brain, Britney must be certain that she’s a trendsetter… Se probably thinks that, thanks to her, everybody will have greasy extensions, tight bras, and sloggy bellies next summer…

… and what is that thingie around her mop?!?! Is that a scrunchee headband she chose to wear like a jazzercize sweatband? Did she actually hide some flowers in the back of that giant birds nest?! Even with the enormous extentions the back of the head looks flat….I suppose her linebacker neck is to blame, but I really can’t get over the grease on her short & curlys (the ones up top)……barf. Was she jogging around the block earlier? That dress has sweat rings all over it.. It’s either that or she’s having sperratic menopause hot flashes. Look at her sexy thumb in the first and last picture….duble barf. She needs to go home and start over.

Sorry it took me so long to post, but I had to shave my snatch, and the blood STILL hasn’t dried enough so I can take off the toilet paper patches. Christ does that alcohol sting! Anyway. Oh Britney, I see we haven’t learned to cover up the rolls yet. You are so over. Why don’t you just put that kid in front of your car, gun up your engine, and throw that Mercedes into D. Spare that poor youngin’ from two fucked up loser parents. Shit, just gas the other brat.

@71……….You should use a new razor when you shave your pussy, it will leave you smooth and no red bumps or cuts.

She always looks awful. She desperately needs a shower, a shampoo and some soap!

No red bumps or cuts? Without those, life isn’t worth living. Plus, I like to use the razor on my boyfriends back when I’m finished. His screams are like music to my ears.

The manager she hired looks a bit young to me.But Britney seems to like him,she’s even carrying him around?!

one good coke head deserves another. this guy is a legendary cokehead maniac.

I love watching Britney Spears become the ugly pig we all new she was. And I love watching all the guys who thought she was so hot shuffle their feet and look the other way. :)

Does this manager know what he is getting himself into? It would probably be easier to win the nobel prize than to try to salvage Brittney’s career. He will be responsible for keeping her in underpants, away from cheetos and reteach her to use a hair and toothbrush while trying to find someone that is willing to take brittney spears seriously. GOOD LUCK!

She has no need for a manager. The bitch should get a career first. I’d hire her to scrub the shit from my toilets and I’d eat fast food everyday just for her.

I’m not lezzy or anything, but I think her bum looks very cute. I’d LOVE to scratch it for her. Mee-OWWW!

It just never gets old.. Is this her attempt to look like a conservative PTA Mom ??? Well at least it appears she is wearing a bra ans Spanx for a change

No panties. Give a few props. Just a few.