reports Britney Spears has finally come to her senses and hired proper management, grabbing Kelly Clarkson’s ex-manager Jeff Kwatinez to save her dying career. Although this guy was fired by Kelly Clarkson, so who knows how qualified he is. I guess Britney used to be managing herself, so she could’ve hired an oil painting of George Washington and it would’ve been an improvement.
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ali | August 6, 2007 at 7:08 pm
hesalready gone, she ate him.
Martina | August 6, 2007 at 7:08 pm
yay!
Haha | August 6, 2007 at 7:09 pm
3rd! WEEW
Martina | August 6, 2007 at 7:12 pm
she is kinda looking better, isn´t she? at least her boobs aren´t poping out, her hair looks a liiiiiitle better and the make up has progressed
Now she´s only got to go pass the seethrusness
also, i didn´t know she had a tatoo on her foot
Italian Stallion | August 6, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Ho Chi Min………
Stix | August 6, 2007 at 7:18 pm
oh isnt that sweet… she coordinates with her baby…
moohoo | August 6, 2007 at 7:18 pm
what the hell is with the dress..it looks so cheap and tacky!!
Stix | August 6, 2007 at 7:18 pm
…or not… thats gonna be the trashiest baby in town
Bite Me! | August 6, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Is this moron going to give her fashion tips and teach her to keep her mouth shut? The stupid bitch always has her mouth open. You are either looking up her snatch or down her throat. WTC!!!!
kayla | August 6, 2007 at 7:31 pm
shes got him dressed like kfed. i really feel for that boy!!!
Emilia | August 6, 2007 at 7:39 pm
HI! my name is emilia I’m from Argentina! i don’t naw speak english very good, but i thinik that Britney is very good comparando como estaba antes!
AMO ESTA PAGINA
I LOVE ARGENTINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Hemlock Queen | August 6, 2007 at 7:40 pm
The problem with Brit is that she never buys clothing that fits. It’s like if she buys the size 2, then she feels she really isn’t fat.
And she’s not fat. She’s just not a teenager anymore that can fit in to shit that does not allow for curves and droopy tits.
I still can’t get over the OK magazine photoshoot. Let’s see if the new manager can keep her from catching flies like stink on shit.
yawn | August 6, 2007 at 7:42 pm
What kind of promoter hires someone so incredibly hopeless? No matter the management, nobody in their right mind is going to pay good money to see BS. It’s like she wants to keep doing what she did when much younger, but now it’s pathetic and sad. Enough of this madness, already.
Blow Me Hard Bitch | August 6, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Damn… with that dress…. it looks like there are two battleships fighting under a blanket in there…
Bite Me! | August 6, 2007 at 7:43 pm
@11 We have a rule here on the Superficial, if you are new to this web site you need to send us a link to a hot picture of you in a bikini or less. So you can not post again until you send us that link.
Thanks
The Superficial
blah, blah, blah | August 6, 2007 at 7:43 pm
If this guys is truly capable of resurrecting her washed-up, give it up forver, stick- a- dirty-fork-in it- -DONE career from the nastiest dump of dumps…we should really elect his president…..OF THE WORLD…no the UNIVERSE! Ain’t happening, Ya’ll.
Jill | August 6, 2007 at 7:45 pm
I would like, for 24 hours, to have her money and fame and turn it completely around. The same goes for Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton. Us regular people know that we wouldn’t fuck up like these assholes if we had their opportunities. What is going on with all these famous people turning into retards??? Let me get ahold of her net worth and I GUARANTEE I would go my whole life without getting a DUI, going to rehab, shaving my head, developing a coke habit, or flashing my shorn vagina.
She had the free world in her little greasy fried chicken-fed hands and she threw it all away.
Arden | August 6, 2007 at 7:48 pm
She looks nice here.
Malffy Hernandes | August 6, 2007 at 7:49 pm
I never knew that one needed a manager to run around like a nut all day.
CruisingForCock | August 6, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Did 11 say “i love this vagina” but with a p? Damn foreigner……It’s V-A-G-I-N-A.
suppersready | August 6, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Too little too late. Maybe he can help Tara Reid resurect her fukd career too. And hey while he’s at it, maybe he can see what he can do for Anna Nicole…What?! I know she’s dead, but that would be a real miracle if he could ressurect her career no? Well it’ll be a miracle if he could do the same for BS. Bullshit! There are no more miracle workers!
michelle | August 6, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Her kids are ugly… like fat little lumps. Do they ever walk or does she crunched them up when she holds them? Let the fat kids get exercise and stop feeding them breakfast, lunch, and dinner of cheetos!
shanipie | August 6, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Actually,
I’m proud of her for like the first time in forever. She realized shes a frikkin moron for one thing, so she hired somebody, cuz anybody is better than her. Also she is actually trying to dress sexy/classy…trying is pretty good right?
willtherealvictorpleasestandup | August 6, 2007 at 8:30 pm
where the fuck does she shop? do they actually sell dresses like that now? i thought they stopped making those in the mid-90s.
Malffy Hernandes | August 6, 2007 at 8:31 pm
fat babies are cute lol.
Get Hotties | August 6, 2007 at 8:35 pm
For a second, I swore the headline read “Britney hires a hamburger.”
jrzmommy | August 6, 2007 at 8:36 pm
11–Don’t cry for me.
anyhoo, tomorrow morning, we’ll wake up and the headline will be…Britney Spears Eats New Manager.
KatLady | August 6, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Fat babies are cute, especially wearing only an adult diaper and falling over on the “Maury Povich” stage while their mommy asserts “I only feed ‘em the di-et cheetos, I swears on my mama’s sister’s dog’s gravy!”
kellygrrrl | August 6, 2007 at 8:37 pm
BREAKING NEWS: Britney takes a shower
She almost looks half-sane
eXtasyStef | August 6, 2007 at 8:44 pm
ANYTHING would be an improvement. Though I’d hate to be the one in charge of keeping Brit in panties and off Cheetos.
KatLady | August 6, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Notice her new “wardrobe” comes on the heels of stealing clothes from OK Magazine; maybe she and LiLo are swapping stolen clothing.
shannon_leto | August 6, 2007 at 8:48 pm
i can see her crack which is SO GROSSSSSSSSSSS
bush | August 6, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Britney i know you can do it! hold on to that baby with your dear life.
Starscanfrighten | August 6, 2007 at 9:12 pm
She needs a manager to tell her not to take her clothes off in public and not to shave her head?
anonymous | August 6, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Okay so this is the best she has looked in a while. Although I’m becoming tired of hoping she is FINALLY going to turn it around and get better….
PeachPie | August 6, 2007 at 9:36 pm
It wont work.
Brit can hire all of the best in every industry (from management to PR to stylist) but until she actually LISTENS TO THEM, nothing will do any good.
“Hi Ya’ll!! I have a new manager. And after I’m done telling him how to do his job, he’s going to make me a big star!”
PeachPie | August 6, 2007 at 9:38 pm
and…. well said, # 34
i love cookies | August 6, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Her ass is shiny, why the hell don’t she hire a stylist too?
Lovely | August 6, 2007 at 10:10 pm
So… how much do clothes cost in the matrix??
mom2b | August 6, 2007 at 10:11 pm
so, is your next story going to be “britney takes a dump and doesn’t wipe”? seriously, you guys are fucking boring.
Lauren | August 6, 2007 at 11:02 pm
This is good news, maybe he can get her to wear some damn cloths. No one wants to see that shit anymore. Gross!
Hollywood Agent | August 6, 2007 at 11:04 pm
It’s too late for this Nappy Headed Ho. She’s history!
Even if she lost twenty pounds, she would still be a no talent dog!
This stupid manager will quit the minute she makes him do something typically Britney, like baby sit her kid s, fetch her Starbucks, and want to change clothes with him.
hollyj | August 6, 2007 at 11:08 pm
She looks like she’s reading palms for a living.
Hmm... | August 6, 2007 at 11:16 pm
AHHHH..DAMMIT! MY FREEKIN’ EYES!
Between her double chinned zit-faced face and her fat bare ass showing through that matron-goes-to-a-funeral black dress I’m now certain I will need optic surgery to correct the damage.
Damn ho-bag needs to hide out behind the toilet to spare the planet any further harm.
justifiable | August 6, 2007 at 11:34 pm
#40 Naw, that’s really old news.
frenchie | August 7, 2007 at 12:27 am
GOD! She ALWAYS looks like a hat full of assholes!!!
woodhorse | August 7, 2007 at 1:23 am
why is she at some low rent house with burglar bars? Oh, and the fired manager was probably the only one desperate enough to sign with her.
jellybean | August 7, 2007 at 2:01 am
This is a win win situation. If this guy fails, he fails because ITS FUCKING BRITNEY. But if— IF he succeeds and somehow re-ignites this shithead’s career…. He’ll be nothing short of a god. No one would blame him if he failed. That’s the genius of it!
honesty | August 7, 2007 at 2:25 am
Wow she looks decent. God that manager is going to have a horrible time trying to fix her up. In her defense she looks cute here. Maybe if she lost some lbs. and i don’t know hired a stylist. All in all she looks better..must be the makeup.
keep it up britney and your career might be save unlike lindsay’s that bitch is over.
Wiley | August 7, 2007 at 2:37 am
No one with any class would walk around in public with their ass sticking out. It’s a shame she was born with absolutely no motherly instincts. I think she’ll just get boned a few times by her new manager and then he’ll be gone too.