reports Britney Spears has finally come to her senses and hired proper management, grabbing Kelly Clarkson’s ex-manager Jeff Kwatinez to save her dying career. Although this guy was fired by Kelly Clarkson, so who knows how qualified he is. I guess Britney used to be managing herself, so she could’ve hired an oil painting of George Washington and it would’ve been an improvement.
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hesalready gone, she ate him.
yay!
3rd! WEEW
she is kinda looking better, isn´t she? at least her boobs aren´t poping out, her hair looks a liiiiiitle better and the make up has progressed
Now she´s only got to go pass the seethrusness
also, i didn´t know she had a tatoo on her foot
Ho Chi Min………
oh isnt that sweet… she coordinates with her baby…
what the hell is with the dress..it looks so cheap and tacky!!
…or not… thats gonna be the trashiest baby in town
Is this moron going to give her fashion tips and teach her to keep her mouth shut? The stupid bitch always has her mouth open. You are either looking up her snatch or down her throat. WTC!!!!
shes got him dressed like kfed. i really feel for that boy!!!
HI! my name is emilia I’m from Argentina! i don’t naw speak english very good, but i thinik that Britney is very good comparando como estaba antes!
AMO ESTA PAGINA
I LOVE ARGENTINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
The problem with Brit is that she never buys clothing that fits. It’s like if she buys the size 2, then she feels she really isn’t fat.
And she’s not fat. She’s just not a teenager anymore that can fit in to shit that does not allow for curves and droopy tits.
I still can’t get over the OK magazine photoshoot. Let’s see if the new manager can keep her from catching flies like stink on shit.
What kind of promoter hires someone so incredibly hopeless? No matter the management, nobody in their right mind is going to pay good money to see BS. It’s like she wants to keep doing what she did when much younger, but now it’s pathetic and sad. Enough of this madness, already.
Damn… with that dress…. it looks like there are two battleships fighting under a blanket in there…
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If this guys is truly capable of resurrecting her washed-up, give it up forver, stick- a- dirty-fork-in it- -DONE career from the nastiest dump of dumps…we should really elect his president…..OF THE WORLD…no the UNIVERSE! Ain’t happening, Ya’ll.
I would like, for 24 hours, to have her money and fame and turn it completely around. The same goes for Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton. Us regular people know that we wouldn’t fuck up like these assholes if we had their opportunities. What is going on with all these famous people turning into retards??? Let me get ahold of her net worth and I GUARANTEE I would go my whole life without getting a DUI, going to rehab, shaving my head, developing a coke habit, or flashing my shorn vagina.
She had the free world in her little greasy fried chicken-fed hands and she threw it all away.
She looks nice here.
I never knew that one needed a manager to run around like a nut all day.
Did 11 say “i love this vagina” but with a p? Damn foreigner……It’s V-A-G-I-N-A.
Too little too late. Maybe he can help Tara Reid resurect her fukd career too. And hey while he’s at it, maybe he can see what he can do for Anna Nicole…What?! I know she’s dead, but that would be a real miracle if he could ressurect her career no? Well it’ll be a miracle if he could do the same for BS. Bullshit! There are no more miracle workers!
Her kids are ugly… like fat little lumps. Do they ever walk or does she crunched them up when she holds them? Let the fat kids get exercise and stop feeding them breakfast, lunch, and dinner of cheetos!
Actually,
I’m proud of her for like the first time in forever. She realized shes a frikkin moron for one thing, so she hired somebody, cuz anybody is better than her. Also she is actually trying to dress sexy/classy…trying is pretty good right?
where the fuck does she shop? do they actually sell dresses like that now? i thought they stopped making those in the mid-90s.
fat babies are cute lol.
For a second, I swore the headline read “Britney hires a hamburger.”
11–Don’t cry for me.
anyhoo, tomorrow morning, we’ll wake up and the headline will be…Britney Spears Eats New Manager.
Fat babies are cute, especially wearing only an adult diaper and falling over on the “Maury Povich” stage while their mommy asserts “I only feed ‘em the di-et cheetos, I swears on my mama’s sister’s dog’s gravy!”
BREAKING NEWS: Britney takes a shower
She almost looks half-sane
ANYTHING would be an improvement. Though I’d hate to be the one in charge of keeping Brit in panties and off Cheetos.
Notice her new “wardrobe” comes on the heels of stealing clothes from OK Magazine; maybe she and LiLo are swapping stolen clothing.
i can see her crack which is SO GROSSSSSSSSSSS
Britney i know you can do it! hold on to that baby with your dear life.
She needs a manager to tell her not to take her clothes off in public and not to shave her head?
Okay so this is the best she has looked in a while. Although I’m becoming tired of hoping she is FINALLY going to turn it around and get better….
It wont work.
Brit can hire all of the best in every industry (from management to PR to stylist) but until she actually LISTENS TO THEM, nothing will do any good.
“Hi Ya’ll!! I have a new manager. And after I’m done telling him how to do his job, he’s going to make me a big star!”
and…. well said, # 34
Her ass is shiny, why the hell don’t she hire a stylist too?
So… how much do clothes cost in the matrix??
so, is your next story going to be “britney takes a dump and doesn’t wipe”? seriously, you guys are fucking boring.
This is good news, maybe he can get her to wear some damn cloths. No one wants to see that shit anymore. Gross!
It’s too late for this Nappy Headed Ho. She’s history!
Even if she lost twenty pounds, she would still be a no talent dog!
This stupid manager will quit the minute she makes him do something typically Britney, like baby sit her kid s, fetch her Starbucks, and want to change clothes with him.
She looks like she’s reading palms for a living.
AHHHH..DAMMIT! MY FREEKIN’ EYES!
Between her double chinned zit-faced face and her fat bare ass showing through that matron-goes-to-a-funeral black dress I’m now certain I will need optic surgery to correct the damage.
Damn ho-bag needs to hide out behind the toilet to spare the planet any further harm.
#40 Naw, that’s really old news.
GOD! She ALWAYS looks like a hat full of assholes!!!
why is she at some low rent house with burglar bars? Oh, and the fired manager was probably the only one desperate enough to sign with her.
This is a win win situation. If this guy fails, he fails because ITS FUCKING BRITNEY. But if— IF he succeeds and somehow re-ignites this shithead’s career…. He’ll be nothing short of a god. No one would blame him if he failed. That’s the genius of it!
Wow she looks decent. God that manager is going to have a horrible time trying to fix her up. In her defense she looks cute here. Maybe if she lost some lbs. and i don’t know hired a stylist. All in all she looks better..must be the makeup.
keep it up britney and your career might be save unlike lindsay’s that bitch is over.
No one with any class would walk around in public with their ass sticking out. It’s a shame she was born with absolutely no motherly instincts. I think she’ll just get boned a few times by her new manager and then he’ll be gone too.