Aww…I wish I had a wife that supports me instead of beating me.
Even if “the fans” give a complementary hand jobs whenever someone perchases it, they’re still only going to sell about six CDs.
Almost 1st. Looks like Britney has been shopping at T.J. Maxx again. You do get the max for the minimum.
Apparently second runner up gets to take K-Fed home and Brit will pay for the divorce.
Um. Please ignore my bad spelling.
I’m not going to win.
How transparent and sad.
I give better prizes away on my site and at the very least you aren’t replused by them, that always helps!
Somebody needs to ‘sic a stingray on her.
What?! The 1st prize should be to bodyslam the husband. Then I’d probably enter and gloriously win. For sure.
I think the “big deal” about the pics isn’t the stupid vest, but that she’s looking somewhat less bovine than she had been. Passing your kids off to nannies and hiring a team of personal trainers and plastic surgeons does wonders for a woman trying to get her figure back in record time.
In her case, I’m all for it.
Fuck it, I’m entering. I’d love to meet these two simpletons in the hood, then have the neighborhood “Welcoming Party” jack his shit and jack off in her shitter.
I just reread and see they’re not actually delivering the prize… damn. I’ll have to sit there with the two of them all night as they swear more people are showing up in a minute. Fuck it, I’m still entering…
Don’t stop at the stinky sneakers — throw in the broken Trojan-Enz that blessed us all with SPF I & II!! Now THAT’s an incentive.
Has anyone realized that in the first picture, her melons are in the middle of her torso … closer to her belly?
Must be one of the following: a) the kids sucking the crap out of them b) K Fed sucking the crap out of them c) she’s getting older, gravity has taken over or d) Lindsay Lohan has been sucking the crap out of them. I tend to lean towards “D”, hence the smile on the whore’s face.
That sweater is sooo not hot on her.
And I would totally party it up with her so I could laugh. But I would never force such crap on anyone.
Her clothes and earrings suck, and she still has her linebacker neck, but it looks like she might’ve put down the Cheetos and actually lost most of the baby weight.
I’m going to try to win because I like his music and think the album is great. I don’t think I would want to hang out with them though because that’s just queer………..
I wonder why Superfish hasn’t posted about Lindsay Lohan and her new best friend, Rumer Willis?
I bet you could sell a lot of them at skeet shooting clubs.
Then when you won you could invite all the guys with shotguns over the Brit’s house and let them pepper K-Fed’s cheeto-dusted face.
Seeing that would make my fucking year.
Seeing as we’re ragging on what the ‘fish hasn’t posted, why no story about Mike Tyson wanting to beat up even more women?
Ladies, never, ever trust a guy with tattoos on his face.
I can’t believe I’m going to say that I love that outfit.
But I love that outfit.
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