Britney Spears hearts Satan

November 12th, 2009 // 23 Comments

Britney Spears’ Twitter was apparently hacked this morning. As of this post it’s plastered with a new Illuminati background and proclamations of her love for Satan:

i hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! -Britney
I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!

Some might say her publicists have finally let her write her own tweets, but I doubt Britney’s thoughts would involve the New World Order unless it now includes prophecies of extra crispy with mashed potatoes. Then maybe.

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  1. Fonzeyfu

    Least it’ll be a good distraction from some of the crap reviews she’s getting here in Oz.

  2. Lucifer

    WTF.

    Account hacked???

    LOLZ

  3. pigmy

    @2 It’s not hard to hack an account when everyone knows the password is spicy_cheetos.

  4. EricLR

    The first clue that it wasn’t really her was the fact that the person posting it can actually read and write.

  5. VtFarmboy

    It was obvious hacking because we all know the true real evil one is the mouse. I mean just think Satan gave us Led Zeplin, The Rolling Stones, Jim Morrison, The who etc….. what has the mouse unleashed…. Britney, Miley, the Jonas brothers……. I ask you who is true evil?????

  6. noodle

    totally shopped.

    you can tell because the shadows are all wrong…

  7. Pablo

    No, it wasn’t shopped. You can tell by the latest message asaying the account was hacked.

    It was funny while it lasted, though.

  8. I did it all for teh lulz.

  9. Britney Spears can’t read anyway. No harm here.

  10. nice, should hack her phone next. want some piczzzzzzzzzzz

  11. Reg

    If Britney Spears really sold her soul to Satan, her music would sound a lot better.

  12. Ram Punchington

    Hail Donuts!

    Glory to Cheetos!

    Punchington Out.

  13. nice publicity stunt!

  14. lou

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

  15. VtFarmboy

    #11 it wasnt satan…. it was the mouse her parents sold her soul to… thats why the music is SO BAD!!

  16. Great post . I still like britney spears . She is rally cool . She is doing really very well . Thanks

  17. SatanTheGreat

    Yep, Britney sold her soul to Satan, are you still in denial? Does it make you all feel so Godly and Holy? Even the terrorist feel they so right in terrorizing your home, leaving you homeless, living in fear and even kidnap your kids to demand for ransom cos’ even the legal professionals set the great example! Married for 2 yrs, learn all the entertainment secrets, after divorce, demand for ransom through use exploit of secrets, use of kids and DNA rights, pay ex and woman to act as stepmother for kids to con 14 judges, or judges received under table money to proclaim “greatest father of America” to enable legal extort through use of mental illness, drugs and death threats? Is that any difference from Indian chopping off hands and legs of kids to beg in the street and live off them? She can’t sing, dance, speak for herself, not to mention having a hp to twit? Does it make all those pathetic people feel they can sing, dance better than her and have the freedom to twit, write and speak up for yourself and extort as much as you can through even the use of her family members, tabloids/media/internet and any associates that hold grievance against her? Blame it on the psychiatrist for the incompetency just like MJ’s and Anna Nicole’s case, blame it on the doctor and the extorters can get away with their psychological abuses and even shamelessly proclaim glory!

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  19. GG1000

    There’s no doubt it’s a fake, as I don’t think there’s the proverbial snowball’s chance of Brit spelling “Lucifer” right….

  20. it wasnt satan…. it was the mouse her parents sold her soul to… thats why the music is SO BAD!!

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