Britney Spears hearts Satan

November 12th, 2009 // 22 Comments

Britney Spears’ Twitter was apparently hacked this morning. As of this post it’s plastered with a new Illuminati background and proclamations of her love for Satan:

i hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! -Britney
I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!

Some might say her publicists have finally let her write her own tweets, but I doubt Britney’s thoughts would involve the New World Order unless it now includes prophecies of extra crispy with mashed potatoes. Then maybe.

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Comments (22)

  1. Fonzeyfu | November 12, 2009 at 9:58 am

    Least it’ll be a good distraction from some of the crap reviews she’s getting here in Oz.

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  2. Lucifer | November 12, 2009 at 9:59 am

    WTF.

    Account hacked???

    LOLZ

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  3. pigmy | November 12, 2009 at 10:11 am

    @2 It’s not hard to hack an account when everyone knows the password is spicy_cheetos.

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  4. EricLR | November 12, 2009 at 10:13 am

    The first clue that it wasn’t really her was the fact that the person posting it can actually read and write.

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  5. VtFarmboy | November 12, 2009 at 10:20 am

    It was obvious hacking because we all know the true real evil one is the mouse. I mean just think Satan gave us Led Zeplin, The Rolling Stones, Jim Morrison, The who etc….. what has the mouse unleashed…. Britney, Miley, the Jonas brothers……. I ask you who is true evil?????

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  6. noodle | November 12, 2009 at 10:50 am

    totally shopped.

    you can tell because the shadows are all wrong…

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  7. Pablo | November 12, 2009 at 10:57 am

    No, it wasn’t shopped. You can tell by the latest message asaying the account was hacked.

    It was funny while it lasted, though.

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  8. http://www.popduds.com/ | November 12, 2009 at 10:59 am

    I did it all for teh lulz.

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  9. Giggles | November 12, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Britney Spears can’t read anyway. No harm here.

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  10. BEAR | November 12, 2009 at 11:46 am

    nice, should hack her phone next. want some piczzzzzzzzzzz

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  11. Reg | November 12, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    If Britney Spears really sold her soul to Satan, her music would sound a lot better.

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  12. Ram Punchington | November 12, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    Hail Donuts!

    Glory to Cheetos!

    Punchington Out.

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  13. Porn | November 12, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    nice publicity stunt!

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  14. lou | November 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

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  15. VtFarmboy | November 12, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    #11 it wasnt satan…. it was the mouse her parents sold her soul to… thats why the music is SO BAD!!

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  16. SYMBOLICCLOTHING.COM | November 12, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    …OWNED

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  17. christmas presents | November 13, 2009 at 4:53 am

    Great post . I still like britney spears . She is rally cool . She is doing really very well . Thanks

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  18. SatanTheGreat | November 13, 2009 at 7:38 am

    Yep, Britney sold her soul to Satan, are you still in denial? Does it make you all feel so Godly and Holy? Even the terrorist feel they so right in terrorizing your home, leaving you homeless, living in fear and even kidnap your kids to demand for ransom cos’ even the legal professionals set the great example! Married for 2 yrs, learn all the entertainment secrets, after divorce, demand for ransom through use exploit of secrets, use of kids and DNA rights, pay ex and woman to act as stepmother for kids to con 14 judges, or judges received under table money to proclaim “greatest father of America” to enable legal extort through use of mental illness, drugs and death threats? Is that any difference from Indian chopping off hands and legs of kids to beg in the street and live off them? She can’t sing, dance, speak for herself, not to mention having a hp to twit? Does it make all those pathetic people feel they can sing, dance better than her and have the freedom to twit, write and speak up for yourself and extort as much as you can through even the use of her family members, tabloids/media/internet and any associates that hold grievance against her? Blame it on the psychiatrist for the incompetency just like MJ’s and Anna Nicole’s case, blame it on the doctor and the extorters can get away with their psychological abuses and even shamelessly proclaim glory!

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  19. sexchill | November 13, 2009 at 9:53 am

    Is it really? I never heard of that! Frustrated by being still single and not finding your Mr. Right? I know a hot and interesting place for wealthy people and their admirers named Billionairepal.com where I have met my boyfriend. You may take a look.Is it really? I never heard of that! Frustrated by being still single and not finding your Mr. Right? I know a hot and interesting place for wealthy people and their admirers named Billionairepal.com where I have met my boyfriend. You may take a look.

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  20. GG1000 | November 14, 2009 at 12:32 am

    There’s no doubt it’s a fake, as I don’t think there’s the proverbial snowball’s chance of Brit spelling “Lucifer” right….

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  21. ugg boots 5202 | January 8, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    good

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  22. dual sim cell phones | March 25, 2010 at 2:46 am

    it wasnt satan…. it was the mouse her parents sold her soul to… thats why the music is SO BAD!!

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