Britney Spears heads out in her slip

Kevin was bragging to his friend’s about having three ways with that fat pig, until they told him it doesn’t count when the other person is your unborn child………..

The celebrities are all so full of crap. I mean they claim how they hate being followed around and photographed incessantly by the paparazzi, yet they actually go out in public looking like this! What a total fucking spectacle! Who could miss this huge bitch in her gigantic orange tent and cowboy hat? I dress nicer than this to walk the dog for god’s sake. And I know for a fact no one is lurking in the bushes to ambush me with a camera! But yet I care enough to NOT look horrendously ridiculous! Twitney and K-Fuck don’t have a brain cell between them I swear to god.

A dress from BCBG ?
I’m sure she had to pick Petite Large from the scrolling size chart …

May I remind everyone talking about her being more of a hick lately, this part of her has never been bad until she took up company with Kevin the boy from CALIFORNIA, and if you have ever been fat and preggers in the end of your pregnancy in the hot ass summer, you can probably know why she is wearing that light and airy dress! Now the shoes and accessories, well Brit is on her own to defend those.

It’s not even a pretty slip. It’s like an enormous, polished placenta with elaborate crochet.

For the love of God and all things holy, please tell me she was wearing underwear … NO NOT A THONG!!!! AAHHH!! MY EYES!!! THE BURNING!!! AAAAHHH!

Oh well, at least I won’t have to see this again.

C’mon guys go easy on her – she obviously was in a hurry and just grabbed the first thing that was flappin’ around on the clothesline…

#54 All I’m saying is that when you have enough money to give your multi-untalented husband a Black American Express card, you clearly have the money (though maybe not the common sense) to buy yourself a pretty, flattering, slipdress that keeps you cool, supports your knockers a little, and gives us less to rip about.

lol @Divine from Pink Flamingos.

“I’m the filthiest person alive!”

Melissa and Joan must LOVE her ensamble…Saggy boobs with no bra is THE THING.

BABYS GOT BACK or in the words of sir mix a lot (could have been written by Kfed now)…

So, ladies, ladies
If you wanna role in my Mercedes
Then turn around and stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

brittanys got back, front, and the whole width of the staircase…geez what will fellow mouskateers think of her now?

#27 LOL!!

Okay, so like, peach. Who the bleep wears PEACH?

And I can’t express enough how sick I am of all these “stars” walking around holding their dresses up to show off leg. I mean, just buy a shorter skirt if it’s that important to ya!

Hey Kool Aid!

Okay, I need to get in touch with whoever runs this site because I just violently projectile-vomited all over my keyboard, monitor, pants, shoes and surrounding workspace. So whoever you are, Superficial person, you owe me big time for cleaning and repairs.

just because you’re britney fucking spears dosent mean you look good in anything.

Why is she holding ths corner of her slip up? Does she think she’s gonna trip on it?

Dang Kay-ven! How many kids duz I have now?

You f’ing have f’ing 2 kidz baby.

Hawwwwww? I don’t git it?! I counted youze gots foh kids Bay-bee! Ooooooooooh, I gits it now. Do I like have your orphan baybies like Braaaaad Payt gots thems other brown ones? Haawwwww Kay-ven?

THAT IS SO WHITE TRASH

My gawd, don’t any of these dolts know that “chin chin” is Japanese slang for “penis”?

Freaking idiots.

The “slip” she is wearing is actually a dress by BCBG…it also comes in teal.

She looks a shitty mess.
-Trailer Trash-

thats a bcbg dress dumbass, although she does look like a parachutiung piece of crap in it ahaha

Thanks socoashley!

EEWWWWWWW
Her boobs hang more than a 60 year old’s, and her ugly wide black nipples can be seen through her “dress”

BCBG, Dior, fuck, stitched by God himself, it still looks like she rolled around in a dirty laundry hamper.

She best clean herself up big time after that thing pops out, like she promised me she would.

Well, first of all, I would like to eat the placenta – HOWEVER, I don’t feel like waiting ’til she gives birth…

So there…

She’s a “Cuntry Girl.” And she looks like a cow. She belongs on a farm.

i don’t know from bcbg, but i swear to you i have a 6 year old victoria’s secret nightie that looks exactly like that, in “seafoam” (guessing there). even i have enough sense to wear the matching pegnior (can’t spell anymore, either) INSIDE the house.
and i’m realitvely certain i paid about $48 for it at the time.

#67

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA……

Priceless!

She is a southern girl so she is allowed to wear a cowboy hat and at least her jewlery is cute.

at least she’s wearing shoes.

aww c’mon guys! Maybe it the Hormones and she probably got rid of all her mirrors. I don’t think anyone will be thrilled to look a the mirror and see a pumpkin looking back as your reflection.

geez…can’t she hire someone to look at her before she goes out?