a href=”/”>
Britney Spears was spotted leaving Chin Chin wearing a peach slip, further continuing the trend of Hollywood celebrities confusing their underwear for outerwear. Although considering Britney’s mental capacity it’s a wonder she wears clothes at all and doesn’t just wander around dressed in pudding.
More of Britney showing off her huge belly after the jump.
 |
Gisele Bundchen Speaks Out After Her Latest Controversy – Lainey Gossip |
 Lady Gaga Reveals Her Eating Disorder – Huffington Post | |
| Naomi Campbell sexy new photoshoot. – Fox News | |
| Vanessa Hudgens Falls Out Of Her Shirt – Popoholic | |
| Celebrities' Real Names Exposed – Newser | |
| No bras here. – The Chive |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Adam Levine Signs 'Glee' Guy to New Label, Poses For Terry Richardson (PHOTOS) |
Relationship Expert on Halle Berry's Reported Move: It's About Being Selfless, Not Selfish (PHOTOS) |
Camila Alves Flashes Engagement Ring, Talks Wedding Plans (PHOTOS) |
'Madly in Love' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hang Tight in Los Angeles |
Lady Gaga's Tattooed 'Born This Way' Costar Reveals 'Top Secret' Project with Singer |
Lindsay Lohan's Platinum Blonde Locks: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS) |
EvilFiend | August 28, 2006 at 8:33 am
that guys face in the face pic (opening the door) is PRICELESS
CelebSlam.com | August 28, 2006 at 8:34 am
Since when do they make orange parachutes?
http://www.celebslam.com
solitaire | August 28, 2006 at 8:35 am
WHYYYYY?!! Someone please get the girl to wear a bra!!
jrzmommy | August 28, 2006 at 8:39 am
what. the. fuck. is. that.
She looks like Elvis with long hair. And not the hot young Elvis from the 50′s, I mean Vegas 70′s fat Elvis.
her hat says country girl.
HolisticWisdomcom | August 28, 2006 at 8:40 am
Yikes, I think she needs to rethink wearing orange, things with out a bra, cowboy hats, and items that cinch just under her chest. I guess when she looked in the mirror she must of been too tired to change after seeing how horrible she looked and just said screw it… that or she is not the brightest bulb. The latter being closer to true.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
danielle | August 28, 2006 at 8:41 am
or better yet…she looks just like you.
dupababy | August 28, 2006 at 8:41 am
lord gawd ahmighty…. she’s got more money than the creator of the universe but yet she can’t afford to hike up her droopy boobage? i just don’t understand how these folks can go out looking like this kind of shittastic and no one advises them otherwise… i guess they all have family like mine..
http://www.stingybitches.com/www/page%201.html
CoJo | August 28, 2006 at 8:44 am
Three words: Anna Nicole Smith.
That’s all, y’all!
jrzmommy | August 28, 2006 at 8:48 am
thankyouverymuch, ‘cilla, get me another bag of cheetos.
mw | August 28, 2006 at 8:53 am
Damn just when I thought she couldn’t possibly pick an outfit that made her giant utters look any worse, here she is in all her glory. I mean horror. I mean whore.
dmarie | August 28, 2006 at 8:54 am
hmmm. I am all for comfort but this is a bit superfluous really.
Britney, darling…it’s time to put our thinking cap on, not our nightie.
Jeremy1Esq | August 28, 2006 at 8:54 am
Who would have thought the day would come where Britney Spears would make Gretchen Wilson look attractive.
Whats next Giselle Bundchen morphing into Pink?
MeanNate | August 28, 2006 at 8:57 am
Anyone seen John Waters’ masterpiece “Pink Flamingos”?
Britney is slowly turning into Devine.
purplepuppy | August 28, 2006 at 9:02 am
Why does this dumb broad refuse to wear a bra? Fuck woman!!! put on a damn brazier, it’s bad enough that your loser husband is set loose looking all rumpled and saggy, do your tits have to be too?!
Diana | August 28, 2006 at 9:04 am
#13- You spelled that wrong. She is turning into Bovine.
Angry Ferret Jones | August 28, 2006 at 9:05 am
Holy crap, what is going on with those boobs??? I can’t believe I used to rub one out imagining how luscious they were. Now I wouldn’t F her with Pink’s dick.
Damn you Federline. Damn you to hell.
Angry Ferret Jones | August 28, 2006 at 9:06 am
PS – 17th, Bitches!!!!
jrzmommy | August 28, 2006 at 9:07 am
in that last picture the backshot of her walking up the stairs…you can see her flabby boobies sticking out on the sides, like flaps.
brittany1202 | August 28, 2006 at 9:11 am
That’s not a slip..it’s actually a dress for $280 at BCBG.
And yes she has huge gross boobs, and yes she has an enormous belly that makes the dress look like a parachute, because she’s PREGNANT.
…NOBODY can defend that hat or the lack of a bra…..
Fawlty | August 28, 2006 at 9:11 am
Those pictures remind me of the scene in “E.T.” where E.T. is dressed up for Halloween.
Lizardqueen | August 28, 2006 at 9:11 am
Gayest shoes ever.
nico | August 28, 2006 at 9:12 am
sweet, I’m 90% sure she’s at the Studio City Chin Chin. It’s a good thing I didn’t wear that same outfit there that day, she would have been really embarrassed.
jrzmommy | August 28, 2006 at 9:15 am
Yeah, she looks like she hangs out at a place called Chin Chin, aka Double Chin.
vainandlovingit | August 28, 2006 at 9:17 am
what a disgusting creature
Sol | August 28, 2006 at 9:18 am
Oh dear, oh Dear. Get a stylist. Stat!
ReelWorld | August 28, 2006 at 9:18 am
Tramp. A slip, with flip-flops and a straw cowboy hat. Oh, how they fall from grace…
vainandlovingit | August 28, 2006 at 9:19 am
what part of ya’ll dont you understand?
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 28, 2006 at 9:22 am
Who’d of thought back in the ‘Baby One More Time’ days she’d turn into a beached whale? … a huge orange beached whale.
I love the way she’s lifting up her dress. Like we can’t already see enough skin… And the Cowboy hat, what can you say about the cowboy hat?
ScarletDove | August 28, 2006 at 9:35 am
Is she scratching her ass or showing us her meaty thighs on purpose???
Chodite | August 28, 2006 at 9:37 am
__
At least Paris rocked her’s well…
10pennypixel.com | August 28, 2006 at 9:49 am
Disgusting.
http://www.10pennypixel.com
RichPort | August 28, 2006 at 9:51 am
She looks like a gawdy chandelier.
rudesauce | August 28, 2006 at 9:55 am
The hat must be necessary to hold down her light-as-air brain so it doesn’t float away…because she’s an airhead. (get it? get it?) I don’t think she realizes that her air-brain will escape through the holes between the straw in the hat. Or maybe it already did escape through the holes between the straw in the hat. That would explain a lot lately.
al rarow | August 28, 2006 at 9:58 am
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
Discord | August 28, 2006 at 9:58 am
#16 – Is that an original comment or did you steal it from a much funnier humor site?
InstantAsshat-AddFame | August 28, 2006 at 9:59 am
Are any of you, like me
Wondering, how the hell can it be
That a girl who was hot
Is now totally shot
Like Kathy Bates in “Misery?”
Dutchess Kara | August 28, 2006 at 10:02 am
I hate to defend Ms. Spears here, but this isn’t a slip at all. It’s a dress from BCBG. http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2888483/0~2376776~2374325~6006110~6006111~6006125?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=6006125&P=1
I do have to say though, that she makes it look hideous.
Toonlite | August 28, 2006 at 10:09 am
That slip used to be white…..then she was eatin’ Cheetos….well she cuntry y’know….wipes her hands on it…VOILA….nice cheese color…
It’s nice to know that the temporary clarity she lapsed into didn’t last long, you know ‘cleaning’ up after that Dateline debacle, She is back to her ol’ cuntry self.
Don’t ever change Brit….we love you just the way you are…stoopid…and a crappy dresser….yes you DO make me feel REALLY good about myself.
Nikk The Templar | August 28, 2006 at 10:10 am
“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
86 | August 28, 2006 at 10:11 am
Her trailer is hitched up outside.
86 | August 28, 2006 at 10:12 am
It’s bad. It’s so so so bad.
sometimesboy | August 28, 2006 at 10:17 am
the story with the picture says she’s leaving CHIN CHIN…that obviously isn’t so…i can plainly see both chins still in place…ah…maybe it’s a type’o….maybe it’s supposed to read that she’s leaving CHIMP CHIMP…aka k-fed…
chimp chimp wants candy, Trixie’s a whore…
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 28, 2006 at 10:18 am
Instead of running from her white trash beginnings she is embracing them. Note how extra-hicky she is talking in interviews now, thick as barbecue sauce. And the ludicrous way she dresses, really showing off that one can be pregnant and piggish at the same time. By accepting her trailer park ways, she is at peace with being hitched to K-Fag. Look for her next at a tractor pull in a string bikini waiting in line to mud wrestle hogs.
Jake | August 28, 2006 at 10:20 am
Photographed again? Dammit I warned her…next ugly picture I see of her earns her a cap in da ass
http://wampoon.com/
RichPort | August 28, 2006 at 10:26 am
She’s got the calves of an Ecuadorian soccer player.
jrzmommy | August 28, 2006 at 10:27 am
The Sports Junkies play her “We’re country” soundbite now.
Last time i checked, BCBG didn’t make a maternity line. So Fatso is stuffing herself into regular clothes.
Spindoc | August 28, 2006 at 10:32 am
I thought that was Brittany sticking her head through the sunroof of an Orange VW Bug.
Nimuë LaMer | August 28, 2006 at 10:36 am
Good heavens. Brit! The trailer parks whores called, they want you clean up your act! You’re giving them a bad name!
Just goes to show you, money does not equal class.
Considering the current infestation of :::ahem::: “celebrities”, I have the sneaking suspicion Grace Kelly is spinning in her grave.
Like a foosball goalie.
jillybean | August 28, 2006 at 10:38 am
Suuuuiieeee!
Zanna | August 28, 2006 at 10:38 am
ugly makes me angry. and so now I’m fucking pissed.