Britney Spears apparently hates looking awesome, seeing her kids

November 18th, 2008 // 52 Comments

After regaining her figure and being allowed to transport her sons across state lines without a SWAT team escort, you’d think Britney Spears would be happy with her new life. She’s not. In an upcoming documentary Britney: For the Record, she reveals her torment, and also that she saw that Groundhog Day movie once. The Sun reports:

“There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day.
“I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening. If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time.
“I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free. I think I’ve learnt my lesson now and enough is enough.”

Dear Britney,

I’ve been there. Oh, how I’ve been there. In fact, some days I’m still there. (We’re talking about locking yourself in your own trunk, right?)
Sometimes, when I’m standing in line at Starbucks, I too want to throw my shit at people and yell “Pip pip cheerio, fuckers!” It’s like an itch you have to scratch. Or pour an entire venti mocha on; I’m not a doctor.
But at the end of day, I don’t. And you wanna know why? Let me share with you some words that are dear to my heart and, hopefully, will inspire you in this journey called “life”:
I’m a second striker.


The Superficial Writer

Photos: Splash News

  1. joho777

    Well, it looks like she is shaving under her arms, so that’s progress, right?

    Of course she is complaining about having to haul her two brats around for the paparazzi to get pictures of. And she can’t wait to give them back to the nanny.

    Taking care of two babies is really like being a prisoner.

    Fortunately, she can dump them on someone as soon as she’s out of the public view. But it is really restricting. She knew that should have left them with Kevin all along, but they said she had to try to get partial custody for her “image.”

    She’s sick and tired of always worrying about “her image.”

    Are we going to stop for shacks after?

  2. Washed up Britney

    Her 15 minutes of fame is almost up. You’re an over the hill, no talent, lip syncing, divorced white trash train wreck. There’s plenty of other barely talented pop starlets out there to capture the public’s fickle attention. You’re irrelevant now Brit Brit. Buh Bye, have a nice pathetic existence somewhere else.

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