After regaining her figure and being allowed to transport her sons across state lines without a SWAT team escort, you’d think Britney Spears would be happy with her new life. She’s not. In an upcoming documentary Britney: For the Record, she reveals her torment, and also that she saw that Groundhog Day movie once. The Sun reports:
“There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day.
“I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening. If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time.
“I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free. I think I’ve learnt my lesson now and enough is enough.”
Dear Britney,
I’ve been there. Oh, how I’ve been there. In fact, some days I’m still there. (We’re talking about locking yourself in your own trunk, right?)
Sometimes, when I’m standing in line at Starbucks, I too want to throw my shit at people and yell “Pip pip cheerio, fuckers!” It’s like an itch you have to scratch. Or pour an entire venti mocha on; I’m not a doctor.
But at the end of day, I don’t. And you wanna know why? Let me share with you some words that are dear to my heart and, hopefully, will inspire you in this journey called “life”:
I’m a second striker.
JUMANJI!
The Superficial Writer
ali | November 18, 2008 at 5:22 pm
whoopee!
mimi | November 18, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Fish-ASS –
Why do need to post about Britney twice in one day?
Because your pathetic website sucks?
boo | November 18, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Her meds probably “flatten” her emotions, she just misses her manic highs
mimi | November 18, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Britney haters cannot change this fact.
She is on her way up and doing well.
GO BRITNEY!
Fernanado Narcos | November 18, 2008 at 5:26 pm
You know,when you’re the child of a couple of greedy motherfuckers who’ve spent your entire life whoring you out,it must really suck to have those same leeches put in charge of your life.
Max Planck | November 18, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Uh, Mrs. Federline, it’s time for your medicine.
Dr. Phil | November 18, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Meh. She misses her 100 laxatives a day. That’s what all this talk about “control” and “liberation” is about. That, and the inspirational talks she used to have with the flying monkeys who told her to shave her head to hear their thoughts better.
mimi | November 18, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I more or less know what Brit is going through. I have this new boy friend and he is a large black dude. He is so jealous and controlling and he won’t let me out of his sight. I feel like a prisoner myself although more of a sex slave!
mjb | November 18, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Leave Britney alone!!!! Just leave her alone!!!!
:-)
Erica | November 18, 2008 at 5:57 pm
mimi, did you read the quote carefully? Britney’s talking directly to you. She wants to be liberated so that she can be with you, and the two of you can become one, just like you always knew you would. Go to her, mimi. Go to her.
Beckers | November 18, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I won’t say that I am proud of Britney for turning herself around. The average person would have never wound up in her position. Most people can take control of their own lives and will never let it spiral out of control. Most people would ask for help, not parade around like it is some sort of fucking joke. Personally, I don’t care what happens to her either way; Hollywood should just leave her alone. That would make my fucking day.
FRIST!!! | November 18, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Today’s news: Obama’s nominee for Attorney General is Eric Holder. He’s – brace yourselves for the shock – black. I see the handover of the country to the nigs is going well, and quickly. On a technical point, while I acknowledge that blacks are more frequently acquainted with law enforcement than any other group, do they know anything about how to prosecute criminals, as opposed to how to get a defense lawyer paid out of law-abiding taxpayers’ hard-earned money?
simon | November 18, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Yo Britney:
Crystal Meth = Career and family killer…As you found out last year!
Be glad your White Trash ass got handled because:
1. You’d be broke
2. Alone.
3. Have meth face.
Fucking Dumbass.
PS – How much does the computer technician get paid for washing your crappy ass voice?
Me 2 | November 18, 2008 at 6:11 pm
On one hand, I understand that being a grown woman with the legal rights of a 6 year old would suck. On the other hand, I think this entire quote is a red flag that she’s only appearing better because she’s been cut off from all the things that were bad for her (plus forced to do things that are good for her, i.e. workout). The fact that she said this makes me believe that, if her father’s conservatorship were lifted, she would go right back to her old ways. It definitely doesn’t seem like she understands how out of control she was.
Danklin24 | November 18, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Call me stupid but i didnt get the second strike Jumanji thing.
Lux | November 18, 2008 at 6:18 pm
poor Britney…
I know how it feels to be stuck in the middle of a groundhog day cycle… :(
simon | November 18, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Yo Britney:
Crystal Meth = Career and family killer…As you found out last year!
Be glad your White Trash ass got handled because:
1. You’d be broke
2. Alone.
3. Have meth face.
Fucking Dumbass.
PS – How much does the computer technician get paid for washing your crappy ass voice?
Spencer | November 18, 2008 at 6:31 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Striker#Second_striker
but i also don’t get the JUMANJI! part
p0nk | November 18, 2008 at 6:40 pm
mimi, i got bad news for you. BritBrit is likely less than a year away from a drug OD. book it. done.
ishi-san | November 18, 2008 at 6:57 pm
@ mimi: you are either really a hilarious comedian or just a bit lost. I hope its the first one…..
and Britney: aaawwwwwwwww poor girl!
I guess all the money and luxury makes your prison a place where everybody would like to be locked in for a while as well. Stop whining and live with the consequences of your career choice
Yomama | November 18, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Well, you dumb bitch, maybe y shouldn’t have had any children. That way, you could have bought your own island and snorted as much cocaine as you wanted.
Sport | November 18, 2008 at 7:03 pm
SAD.
So she really ISN’T doing better. She hasn’t learned anything and doesn’t see that she was out of control and in need if this. She is just going through the motions to get it over with then will go right back to looney tune Britney.
Cool.
ishi-san | November 18, 2008 at 7:08 pm
@ 14: hehe, so maybe we get to see her with her new best friend Amy Winehouse soon! That’s gonna be fun! *excited*
lp | November 18, 2008 at 7:35 pm
I understand what she says, it is not that she doesn’t know the consequences of her actions, its that she knows she did wrong, but being reminded of it all the time sucks. Its like “You’re doing good….cuase rememeber when you did this and that and that and that”….I’m sure she knows its a gradual process..but it sucks to be in the middle. Shes getting better..so focus on that….and i’m sure that soon she’ll be in control again! go Britney!!!
lp | November 18, 2008 at 7:35 pm
I understand what she says, it is not that she doesn’t know the consequences of her actions, its that she knows she did wrong, but being reminded of it all the time sucks. Its like “You’re doing good….cuase rememeber when you did this and that and that and that”….I’m sure she knows its a gradual process..but it sucks to be in the middle. Shes getting better..so focus on that….and i’m sure that soon she’ll be in control again! go Britney!!!
cobalt | November 18, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Christ, is it a slow news week or something? There’s no excuse for 3 Britney stories on the front page. Dull dull dull dull dull.
sia | November 18, 2008 at 7:46 pm
I dont understand what else this woman wants. She has everything. This goes to prove that noone is ever completely happy – patheic!
humpin frog | November 18, 2008 at 8:11 pm
She’s mid twenties, mother of two, divorced twice and a drug addict. Her “Groundhog Day” cycle of life is shared by millions of households everyday, but were supposed to have sympathy for her? She’s blown through millions and countless opportunites, most will only dream of, and were supposed to feel sorry for her? I suggest she try and make toast again, and this time stick her head in the slot (both, if it makes it easier). Oh, and quit doing interviews and seeking attention her kids so richly deserve.
zuzuspetals | November 18, 2008 at 8:17 pm
#12- FRIST!!!
Two requests:
1. Fuck off you stupid racist mother fucker, and
2. Please die
Thank you.
zuzuspetals | November 18, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Oh, and FRIST!!!- and other ignorant racist neanderthal mother fuckers-
You can skip the fucking off part if you just go ahead and die first.
Oh, and- I can’t accentuate this enough:
**Please do die.**
Thanks again.
billy | November 18, 2008 at 8:39 pm
I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.
Jackson'shole | November 18, 2008 at 8:59 pm
She’s ugly and stupid.
Jupiter Girl | November 18, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I feel sorry for her :( But I know if she is allowed that freedom, she’ll relapse..flash that crotch..and be a danger to those chucky dolls.
She's a piece of shit | November 18, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Awe, I feel so bad for her. Oh wait…..I don’t.
That dark haired woman that’s seen in every pic of britney while she’s with the kids (going all the way back to when Sean was a baby) is the REAL mother to those kids. Too bad it’s the nanny and not their real mom but at least some motherly figure has given them loving care on a regular basis since birth.
Listen to this whore wallowing in her own self pity while she has millions of dollars and two little boys to live for. So she thinks people in jail have an easier life than she does? This reminds me of when she told that homeless man (on camera) that he was better off than her. Where does she get the nerve? How anyone defends this self centered skank is beyond me. The only ones to feel sorry for in this mess are her kids.
Geese-y | November 18, 2008 at 9:25 pm
has anyone else noticed that she’s ALWAYS wearing that one pair of jean… ????
ummm...yeah | November 18, 2008 at 9:48 pm
What a pathetic bitch…You stupid motherfuckers, why the fuck do you feel sorry for her ?
That bitch is whining and crying cause she’s a stupid ass bitch, she has more money than most and she went fuckin crazy cause she couldn’t deal with it .
Fuck her..and make sure she doesn’t get them fuckin kids anymore …next time she just might kill them, then her ass can be liberated…what a bunch of shit.
mimi, britney SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
r | November 18, 2008 at 10:32 pm
What a loser this bitch is. It’s all her own fault. Her ego is so big, she makes me sick.
| November 18, 2008 at 11:01 pm
#28- AMEN! Couldn’t have said it better
Donna | November 18, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Does anyone notice that she NEVER carries Sean Preston? Start watching and you”ll notice it too. Its always Jayden..Ive never seen a pic of her carring SP. I bet he wonders why. Remember also that she locked herself in the bathroom with Jayden, not Preston too…just wondering…..
It's Britney Bitch | November 19, 2008 at 12:00 am
So now, I’m going to put out a special memoir so everyone will forget how fucked up and retarded I am. You all will feel sorry for me because my childhood was fucked up and you won’t have to feel guilty for liking me. You all will buy my albums again like a bunch of non-thinking non-caring dumb asses. Just as long as I LOOK like I take responsibility, it will be no problem. But the beats are good and you can dance to the rhythms. I will go on and do whatever the fuck I want because you all will pay my bills. Doesn’t matter what I do because I can just go on a diet and do a bunch of interviews “confessing” how bad I am and asking for forgivness. Jail? Hardly. I’m rich bitch!
LittleCupcakes | November 19, 2008 at 12:01 am
That first photo is great. She looks wonderful, the lighting is complimentary, and the body language is enticing. Very fetching
Good on ya, Brit.
People in the world | November 19, 2008 at 1:45 am
Haters on this site. Haters.
eemaill | November 19, 2008 at 6:06 am
she is so ulgly.she just look good on photoshop.she will never be like madonna.brit is so sick.treat urself.fans dont believe cause she will do ir again.she is sick.ridicuous. and fucking ugly.madonna is so sensual brit is a disaster
fabio | November 19, 2008 at 6:08 am
she has huge head.she is no pretty anymore.hate her.fuck brit.a real man dont want to be with y.u scarie
SEWEW | November 19, 2008 at 6:10 am
die brit.the world dont need a person like u.w
yeah i have to agree.im not a madonna fan but she is a strong woman and she works very hard.that make her looks very sensual.
mimi | November 19, 2008 at 6:29 am
I wish I could be free again myself. This relationship is awesome sexually but the guy smothers me. I am in the same boat so yes I can relate to Brit. That’s all I am saying.
gerard Vandenberg | November 19, 2008 at 7:35 am
this is the famous: “CHEAP AMERICAN LOOK”?
ishi-san | November 19, 2008 at 9:50 am
No excitement, No passion?! – oh I get it – BRITNEY IS A PROZAC-PATIENT
diddleysquat | November 19, 2008 at 10:31 am
like a moth to the flame.
KFEDERLINE | November 19, 2008 at 11:24 am
AMERICA IS CHEAP!!!!!!!!BRITNEY IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS THAT YOU HAVE THERE!!!!!!