A spy for Us Weekly reports that while shopping at Neiman Marcus, Britney Spears was overheard saying she hated her judge and that he was an old fart. She said:
“I hate my judge. He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all. His job is to sit there and tell people what to do. And that’s just so sad, because he gets off on it.”
Yeah, you tell him Britney. What a mean guy. Sitting up there in his fancy black robe telling you what to do. Like he’s never gotten confused and accidentally put his child between two slices of bread to eat like a sandwich. Or forgotten his kids at Starbucks and then tried to show off driving with his feet. Man, what a hypocrite. I bet this is exactly how Hitler used to act.
wtf is up with her hair? wow, does she even bathe anymore?
Wow, Matthew (#33)… well said.
A little out of sync with the rest of the posts, but well said nonetheless.
While this Britney crap is getting old, she is still a fascinating study for the amateur shrinks out here: That poor dog is her only representation of unconditional love now. Everything else is gone.
The judge is setting an example for the rest of party outgoing parents who choose to have children and in the lime light. These parents are no different then the non wealth except they can afford nanny’s and luxuries. She should show respect to the courts, follow the rules she is given as it isn’t helping matters. I’ve heard of worse cases. Britney is should be setting an example for the rest of
other mothers and fathers going through the same thing . Fine have fun in a fun way. Most people would be sentenced big time just for the drugs and driving under the influence. Get your respect back for yourself and family.
Who is that snout-faced girl that’s with Britney? Must be one of her new handlers. How come in every picture you see of Spears and somebody else, the other person is leading Britney around like an orderly leading a blind elderly shit-stained woman? I guess that’ what happens when you mix alcohol and numerous over-the counter medications with cocaine and methamphetamines. Or whatever else you’re injecting in to your butthole. Jesus, I hope it’s Jamie-Lynn’s fist that’s in Britney’s ass. Yeah, I wanna see Jamie and Britney sixty-nine! Is J-Lynn of age yet? Oh, yeah, she’s old enough.
BOOTS! It’s her.
What, her new strategy for looking halfway decent is picking the ugliest person alive to hang out with 24/7? I mean, sweet mug on the chick in the purple dress. Good God.
Is that a scrunchie?!?!?!?!?
Who is the dumb Jewish cow with plastic boobs next to Britney? I guess Britney has resorted to surrounding herself with people even uglier than herself (I wouldn’t have believed it’s possible, but the pictures don’t lie)
There are those GD f-ing brown boots again!! I hate those things. Spent a litlle of the money you have left and buy some new footwear. Those damned boots could probably know their way around LA better than most people by now.
about 60 – Sorry! I meant SPEND instead of SPENT and LITTLE instead of LITLLE.
Her money has definitely gone to her head if she thinks that a judge sitting on a bench needs to give HER respect.
“His job is to sit there and tell people what to do. And that’s just so sad, because he gets off on it.”
Um, and what’s Brit’s business card say these days? Certainly not best-selling recording artist as of late. Last I checked, sitting around and getting off on giving orders was all she really had left on that colorful little resume of hers.
@ # 45….
I don’t know what’s worse, Britney, or the fact that she still has people who idolize her!
If Britney is among the kinds of people you respect and admire, then you really haven’t aspired to much in life–which is…to put it simply….quite sad. *sigh*
Brittany is in her Bono Halloween costume. Doncha know.
Doesn’t she know she is being photographed by all the people flocking aorund her with those big black clicky boxes?
How about her People magazine cover? Why is she wearing 39 bobby pins in her bangs? Why would anyone let themselves be seen like that??
Sweats, fine. Jammies, fine. Bono/Falcon costume, fine whatevs.
But what is with the hair?
PS about a bazillion calories in a Frap.
Fuck she’s ugly
I THINK BRIT SHOULD TAKE A SOUL CLEANSING TRIP TO THE DESERT WHERE SHE CAN EXPAND HER MIND INSTEAD OF HER ASS.
TRADE THE DOG FOR SOME PEYOTE.
( NO B NOT THE DESSERT, YOU’VE BEEN THERE AND YOUR SOUL IS STILL JUST AS DIRTY AS LINDSAYS SPOILED COOCH)
White Trash Christian loser slut, i love how she wears the cross like such a nasty slut, Jesus would be proud.
Someone needs to tell the chick with the snow boots that it doesnt snow in LA.
THOSE AREN’T SNOW BOOTS, THEY ARE UGGS.
NEVERTHELESS THE BOOTS LOOK REDORKULOUS WITH THE DRESS AND ARE PROBABLY HIDING SOMETHING NASTY.
I DON’T THINK IT IS A CROSS, IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE A SWORD, SYMBOLIZING WHAT A COURAGEOUS WARRIOR SHE IS, BATTLING HER WAY THROUGH THE CROWDS OF COOCH SNAPPING PAPSMEARAZZI, AND MAKING HER WAY TO STARBUCKS. MAYBE THEY SHOULD CHANGE THEIR NAME TO HASBEENBUCKS.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
catty? try wicked retarded.
Why is she always being held up?
Can’t she just fucking walk like a human?
She sounds like a 12-year old idiot girl whining because she got grounded for punching her dad in the face. “omg what did I do, you’re just a MEAN OLD FART who gets off on telling me what to do.” Shut up whore, they were trying to do you a favor and you can’t even be bothered to comply with simple requests so you can see your kids. You deserve every punishment you got and worse.
And couldn’t agree with #55 more. She is too retarded to figure out where to go so she has to be hauled around like an easily distracted toddler. Pathetic.
“…he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all” = “…he talked to me without my permission and he should making me exempt from the law because I’m a big star, bitch!”
In the last two pictures, that dog looks poised for flight. Maybe the judge will take custody of it from her. He ought to, just for the fact that she makes it wear a bedazzled pink tee shirt.
Know what it’s called, Britney? Education! Yeah, he tells people what to do. Yeah, he gets off on it. But the thing is: he worked his a** off to get there and he’s earned it! He therefore gets to do his job and enjoy the “perks”. As for him disrespecting you? The only kind of respect anyone is entitled to by right is to be respected as a human being. Other than that, respect is not automatic – it is earned. Strive hard to be a decent human being – and respect will follow. Dig?!
I know it’s wrong, but how can you not HAAAAAATE this kind of shit.
She hates her judge and apparently hates any kind of fashion sense and looking remotely presentable as well.
D. Richards, you made me laugh so hard I farted. Why aren’t you writing for the Fish? You’re a natural! I’ll be your agent!
“I hate Britney Spears. She is so stupid. Just an old flatulence. She has no respect to anyone at all. Her job is to sit there and eat a Big Mac. And that’s just so sad, because she gets off on it.”
What else does Britney hate?
* Thinking.
* A healthy meal.
* Kids.
* Her kids especially.
* Kfed.
* Panties.
* Bras.
* Well…when you get right down to it…any clothing.
* Exercise.
* Being sober.
hahahahhahahaha lol
This is the funiest quote ever. This girl has no grasp on reality – She thinks the rules don’t apply to her because she used to have a music career – A bit like Lohan, although it looks like she “might” have woken up.
81.
In fairness – I think I’ve found my soul mate because I hate all those things too.
#Sam Heim, our forfathers needed fur, but they didnt abuse animals for severals years in small cages to get their fur, second britney or anybody else, doensnt need fur to keep warm,
fur sucks and its soo soo yesterdaY
#79. I’m glad you farted. That’s what I do; I aim to fart. I don’t know. I should be getting paid. Somebody pay me, and Missy’ll represent me!
P.s. Did your fart stink?
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Roll up your freakin pants, child!