Britney Spears hates her judge


A spy for Us Weekly reports that while shopping at Neiman Marcus, Britney Spears was overheard saying she hated her judge and that he was an old fart. She said:

“I hate my judge. He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all. His job is to sit there and tell people what to do. And that’s just so sad, because he gets off on it.”

Yeah, you tell him Britney. What a mean guy. Sitting up there in his fancy black robe telling you what to do. Like he’s never gotten confused and accidentally put his child between two slices of bread to eat like a sandwich. Or forgotten his kids at Starbucks and then tried to show off driving with his feet. Man, what a hypocrite. I bet this is exactly how Hitler used to act.

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