A spy for Us Weekly reports that while shopping at Neiman Marcus, Britney Spears was overheard saying she hated her judge and that he was an old fart. She said:
“I hate my judge. He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all. His job is to sit there and tell people what to do. And that’s just so sad, because he gets off on it.”
Yeah, you tell him Britney. What a mean guy. Sitting up there in his fancy black robe telling you what to do. Like he’s never gotten confused and accidentally put his child between two slices of bread to eat like a sandwich. Or forgotten his kids at Starbucks and then tried to show off driving with his feet. Man, what a hypocrite. I bet this is exactly how Hitler used to act.
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Further proof, she’s an idiot. Yawn.
Third!
I don’t care what you guys say she is still hot.
Hey John, thanks for telling us what grade you’re in.
Funny comments, Fish!
Boy, Britney sure unleashed a mouthful of articulate, biting criticism that no doubt has cut the judge to the bone. The bone I say!
derailed..
6th…?
“A spy for US Weekly”……might as well have said “Absolutely no one”.
Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
haha @7 :]
this britney drama is getting old.
Welcome to the real world Britney
Nice coat. What, did she steal it out of my closet back in 1987?
Now she’ll REALLY love the guy.
You wonder if all the judges are naked under that robe.
Don’t you wish TT
Hey FRIST!!!
Why is the world so fixated with Miss Trailer Park Trash?
More proof she stupid..
Fur sucks, bet she would wear jacket made of dogs too!
Hates the judge, loves that dog.
settle down zoe… if it weren’t for fur, our ancestors all would have perished in the cold.
Good Morning FRIST………Good Morning JIMBO……
#13 I am fixated because she has a pussy, tits, and a huge ass. That’s all I need.
Hey Jimbo! How are you this fine Friday morning?
#18 FRIST……..How are you this fine morning…….you fine thing?
Yeah, a “spy” for Us weekly does sound like an unimpeachable source, but for some reason, I don’t doubt this story. Britney is a giant cooz who apparently believes she still deserves “respect” and she seems to be pretty stupid, too. Although she does have enough brains to recognize: “His job is to sit there and tell people what to do.”
Today, Britney will offer the stunning news that water is wet and heat is hot. Tomorrow, she’ll observe that Frappuccinos are cold and delicious. You keep tellin’ it like it is, Britney. Truth to power.
Nitwit.
I think those boots are like, I dunno, the ring of Green Lantern. The only difference is that they give her the superpower of extrastupidity.
FRIST – It Friday already? I think I missed Thursday. I have to stop drinking
I’m fine, Mike, you?
Oh crap
She’s always shopping, shopping, shopping…but she always dresses like she raided the Goodwill racks.
I wonder how much that fuschia-frocked babysitter of hers costs? “C’mon, Britney honey, let me take your arm, you know you can’t go out in that road unless I take your arm.”
“That judge is mean.” Poor Britney.
“You make me wish I hadn’t come here.” Pouting Paris to Jay Leno. These ridiculous twats are so used to having their asses kissed that it just blows them away when it doesn’t happen. So funny.
Cut!! Wardrobe coach! Yeah, get her into something that says “I do have a brain”. Stat!
how wouldnt hate a judge that took your kids away. just give her a break..
I see she likes wearing those big-ass jiz catching safety sunglasses.
@12 Jimbo,
No, I wish they were wearing pretty panties under their robes.
More like a “Spy” from “Mad Magazine,” who else would want to eavesdrop on her.
Britney and her friend look like they both just climbed out from under a 405 Freeway underpass.
Britney looks like a clown. Her friend has nice cans, though.
I see she still has her head atop her torso. Bitch, get in the car and drive. I’m still waitin’….
I wonder if Britney strolls into court with her Starbucks and rat dog? That poor judget I bet it’s all he can do to restrain himself from leaping over his bench and pounding the crap out of her. #25 has it right.
Britney shouldn’t worry about the judge’s words; instead, she should heed God’s word:
Proverbs 31:26-31
Her words are sensible,
and her advice
is thoughtful.
She takes good care
of her family
and is never lazy.
Her children praise her,
and with great pride
her husband says,
“There are many good women,
but you are the best!”
Charm can be deceiving,
and beauty fades away,
but a woman
who honors the LORD
deserves to be praised.
Show her respect–
praise her in public
for what she has done.
31:10-31 Proverbs has a lot to say about women…This woman is an excellent wife and mother…Her strength and dignity do not come from her amazing achievements…they are a result of her reverence for God. In our society, where physical appearance counts for so much, it may surprise us to realize that her appearance is never mentioned. Her attractiveness comes entirely from her character…the woman in these verses may not be one woman – she may be a composite portrait of ideal womanhood…her fear of God leads to enjoyment, success, honor and worth. Proverbs is practical for us because it shows us how to become wise, make good decisions, and live according to God’s ideal.
Celebrity Britney Spears is currently missing God’s plan for a woman to be praised and called “blessed”. Her life is a vivid illustration of why each of us must have a reverence for our loving God and trust Him to help us make wise choices every day.
Apparently Karma is taking a small vacation.
yes, she has a huge ass
a huge pimply ass
a huge pimply greasy ass
huge pimply greasy rancid ass
mornin fuckers!
Does she look like some sort of falcon- like if she threw her arms back, that fur disaster would take her up like a jet pack, shooting her through the air…. or should I give up this silly little crack habit of mine :)
Enjoy, Mike!
When will this sack of human waste just die already? Anything, please…. overdose, falling piano…anything!
I love her! I hope we have 5 more Britney stories today, and at least 300 total comments. She’s the last remaining celebrity superpower.
OMG, what’s up with the length of her pants? Increasing her dirtyness.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I don’t care what anybody thinks, I think she’s hot! So what if she’s not perfect? Perfect people are cold, not sexy, and Britney is S-E-X-Y! She’s got a “huge pimply greasy rancid ass”? Wonderful! I’d love to have her squat over my face and pop whiteheads so that the pus shoots into my mouth!
We are her fans. We cannot be stopped. Hell, we can’t even be reasoned with. SO SUCK IT, HATERS!
her new assistant looks a little rough and tough, like she could kick some ass or she does Meth, She has nice boobs though
#28 you really need some help
who’s the man-in-drag ushering her around.
can’t she afford a new pair of pants?!? other then that she looks much better then before! her jeans just completely look like trash…
@47,
Kiss my lilly-white ass.
I need some help alright………,help getting off……………………, want to help me?