I think this is old news, but In Touch Weekly claims Britney Spears is into girls and has been living “a secret life of wild sex long before her marriage ended.” A friend of Kevin Federline says:
“Britney was into threesomes and girls.” He says Britney would often invite a bunch of girlfriends over to the couple’s house to party. An insider who knows the couple well says that over the course of a night, Britney would often disappear into a bedroom with her girlfriends. “Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six,” the insider says. “I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married.” A friend says that Kevin plans to use tales of Britney’s secret sexual exploits and drug use in his battle for custody of their sons, Sean Preston, 17 months, and Jayden, 5 months. “She has told Kevin more than once that she is sexually attracted to women and men equally,” says the pal. “He wants to show that she’s not such an angel after all.”
Keep in mind this is Kevin Federline and his friends making the claims, and their combined IQ is almost that of a raisin. I mean, yeah, she does look like she’s slowly morphing into a lesbian, but does anybody really believe she’s having sex with six girls at a time? I’m surprised K-Fed didn’t add that she has cooties and smells like cheese.
NOTE: Judging from the picture she probably actually does smell like cheese. Cheese might not even be a pungent enough description.
N@ughty | February 7, 2007 at 10:25 am
wow! Britney a lesbian? who soulda thought! hey! im #1
Skönflicka | February 7, 2007 at 10:26 am
God she’s ugly …
Can’t believe that girl can’t stay single for an hour …
Edna Bambrick | February 7, 2007 at 10:28 am
My church group can cure Britney Spears of The Gay.
N@ughty | February 7, 2007 at 10:31 am
another thing…k-fed claiing she had orgies? wat is this? his wild erotic fantasies blamed on britney spears to cover them up? come on k-fed! grow up u sorry bastard! get a life!
~N@ughty
GG 4.33 | February 7, 2007 at 10:31 am
Brittney is actually making K-Fed look normal and well adjusted. He’s still a joke in many ways, but he’s being outdone by Brittney by leaps and bounds.
Remember when this tart came on the scene 10 years ago? How the MSM fawned over her? Smart, funny, intelligent, really talented, and, err, a “virgin”? Well, it’s all collapsing, like the fall of ancient Rome. All lies. Let us all take pride in the fact that we knew she was just a piece of trash from day one.
replicunt | February 7, 2007 at 10:32 am
Ohmigawd
It all makes sence now. The sharp nails for burrowing, the sensible shoes.
Dykey Dyke Dyke.
Binky | February 7, 2007 at 10:33 am
Sounds like a simple case of a woman turning lesbian after they go out with you for a while.
Happens all the time.
Well…ummm…so I’ve heard.
tim | February 7, 2007 at 10:35 am
I will DIE if we lose this graceful beauty to the likes of Michelle Rodriguez.
Knickers O'Muffin | February 7, 2007 at 10:36 am
I think a dose of the K-Fed would be enough to turn any woman lesbian.
oh, you sly boots. | February 7, 2007 at 10:37 am
I hope she ends up all coked up at a party and someone snaps pics of her looking at the camera with dust on her nose. that’s be the icing on this cake.
trash.
Stasmi | February 7, 2007 at 10:39 am
She smells like smoked ham that’s been sitting out in the sun a little too long, with a hint of tainted clams.
llllllllll | February 7, 2007 at 10:44 am
I wonder if she has a Dollar Rewards card
kamihi | February 7, 2007 at 10:46 am
Ugh well she looks hideous, I dunno sometimes I feel sorry for her but I just can’t here, some primeval urge to slap her face comes over me when I see those pics.
lambman | February 7, 2007 at 10:46 am
excuse me, some of us LIKE the smell of cheese. And I don’t want to picture Britney when I eat it.
Richie Rich | February 7, 2007 at 10:46 am
“And Britney’s mom wears army boots too” sez Kevin….
Smackage | February 7, 2007 at 10:48 am
this should have been posted with some kind of disclaimer to stop reading if you enjoy not vomiting
NicotineEyePatch | February 7, 2007 at 10:49 am
Not much of an insult to call someone bisexual these days, there, Kev, but thanks for letting the world know that you weren’t invited in on her little girl-on-girl bedroom shenanigans!
Seriously, why didn’t you just come correct and say “I don’t know the joys of being with two women at a time” instead of trying to make her look bad. Dummy.
magickal | February 7, 2007 at 10:50 am
Pus gut alert!!!
UNCLE NED | February 7, 2007 at 10:54 am
We all know Britney has problems, but she’s a girly-girl. She probably had sleep-over parties with her girlfriends simply because she’s childish. This is just K-FED trash. His lawyer probably told him to do it. “She’s a bad mother, a tramp, a lezzie…” blah, blah, blah.
Pointandlaugh | February 7, 2007 at 10:56 am
these are the best (worst) photos of Britney Spears evar! HAHAHA! She has that look on her face like “I just don’t give a F*CK anymore.”
oh how the mighty have fallen.
HAHAHAHA
whitegold | February 7, 2007 at 11:00 am
So if BS was hooking up with multiple girls, why wasn’t K-Fed in the middle of that?! What a loser! Shit, you’re wife is in the bedroom upstairs hooking up with females and you’re sitting downstairs being a loser. Seriously now, K-Fed shoulda been all over that! And I’d imagine BS has some hot friends, so I’m sure he could have worked her off the bed so he coulda just hooked up with her hot friends. You gotta be smart about opportunities like this.
whitegold | February 7, 2007 at 11:01 am
And I know all celebrities have good pics and bad pics, but seriously, does BS ever take a good pic any more? is it even possible?! Cuz she constantly looks friggin horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richie Rich | February 7, 2007 at 11:02 am
#20 Why would you laugh at somebody else’s misfortune? Does it make you feel better? That speaks volumes about you “Point and Laugh”, not Britney.
Filmsilo.com | February 7, 2007 at 11:02 am
That is the BEST Michelle Rodriguez impression I have ever seen
nidge | February 7, 2007 at 11:11 am
True, partially true, or not true, this story was floated by “a friend of Kevin Federline” — I mean, come on, not exactly the most reliable or unbiased source here.
Even if it’s completely true, the story better be confirmed somewhere else first.
veggi | February 7, 2007 at 11:12 am
BAG LADY!
I thought The Gays were supose to have good fashion sense????@@^%%$
Shanipie | February 7, 2007 at 11:13 am
She looks like a mental patient sans the straight jacket. The stains on her shirts must be from her constant foaming at the mouth.
mediaprophetess | February 7, 2007 at 11:16 am
she’s morphing into another one of those sally struther (oops but without any charitable instincts) or kirstie alley (although obviously less talented) blobaholic celebstrophes. Of course the true tragedy of Britney’s trashiness is that an entire generation of low class girls who worshipped her (many who were named after her) are now doomed to follow in her devolution.
theflipflopgirl | February 7, 2007 at 11:16 am
Anne Heche could jump out of an alley and start dating Britney and that would be an improvement.
Britney just needs to go somewhere and meditate, detox, and get cleaned up.
Hugh Grant would date her in a second.
danielle | February 7, 2007 at 11:19 am
I believe this ensemble is missing something. Something red and greasy with a hint of smoked goodness……..
A short rib covered in KC Masterpiece….
Tasty y’all!
NicotineEyePatch | February 7, 2007 at 11:21 am
23, I’m not sure it’s so much laughing at her misfortune, as it is laughing at the fact that she HAS a fortune, yet can’t manage to look better than a two-dollar dishrag whore.
gorax | February 7, 2007 at 11:33 am
I’d hit that
Niecy | February 7, 2007 at 11:33 am
Six girls? Next time he gets a friend to make up stories, they should try to make it more believable.
And even with these alleged lesbian orgies, she is still a better parent than K-Fed.
jesseeca | February 7, 2007 at 11:41 am
having orgies is the least offensive thing to list as to why she shouldn’t have custody of her kids.
misanthrope | February 7, 2007 at 11:43 am
Is it her goal to look as gross as possible? I’m sure she dabbles in the ladies, but I agree with Niecy… 6 girls is a stretch. I’m sure they were just getting away from the losers huddled around the xbox. One thing can lead to the other, I suppose.
misanthrope | February 7, 2007 at 11:45 am
Maybe the gals were giving the guys some privacy?!? Hmmm? Think about it.
veggi | February 7, 2007 at 11:52 am
@28 HA! devilution!
ph7 | February 7, 2007 at 11:58 am
I’m now ashamed I beat off to hear four ago.
ph7 | February 7, 2007 at 11:59 am
Any guy here who once rubbed one out to Britney should cut off their hands! The horror that you hand once had sex with this pig!
Lesbianesque | February 7, 2007 at 12:01 pm
gross. she wouldn’t know what to do with a girl
she’d lick a girls elbow and ask if it made her wet
Lowlands | February 7, 2007 at 12:05 pm
If she isn’t kidnapped yet by a dyke and locked up somewhere in a basement,i think she’s bisexually.I almost start to think that all women are bisexually.
Pointandlaugh | February 7, 2007 at 12:06 pm
#23 – you must be new here.
Pointandlaugh | February 7, 2007 at 12:07 pm
#23 – you must be new here.
Lesbianesque | February 7, 2007 at 12:13 pm
#41………wtf?????
RichPort | February 7, 2007 at 12:28 pm
#40 Give us a break, we all know you’d dive (so to speak) at a chance to lick Britney’s cheeto.
wedgeone | February 7, 2007 at 12:32 pm
All Brit needs now are some plaid flannel shirts. And to have her kids taken away from her for being such a train wreck in all respects.
#40 – you got any Birkenstock stuff that you could spare to send her way? She’ll let ya’ bang her for ‘em!
#28 – Madam, you are a walking Urban Dictionary. We MUST remember some of those quips for the future.
Jenster | February 7, 2007 at 12:35 pm
they bag lady that roams the main streen in my town looks better than her.
here | February 7, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Here I am, Britney. I can show you how to get a gen-u-ine college degree, honey. Come on now, thaas right.
Lesbianesque | February 7, 2007 at 12:40 pm
rich…..yea, no no no
#46 birkenstock stuff……lets see….yea, no no no, I’m a Dollhouse girl
RussianMafia | February 7, 2007 at 12:44 pm
I thought drugs made you thin?