Britney Spears has some messed up nails

January 11th, 2007 // 81 Comments
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It’s probably just nail polish, but Britney Spears’ nails look chewed to the point of bleeding. I don’t normally care about the tips of women’s fingers, but even I have a limit. She looks like she just clawed her way out of a well or something.

A couple more of Britney Spears after the jump, but these are the only two that feature her wonderfully ladylike fingers.


  1. JuniorLeaguer

    Skanky, pudgy, oily, greasy, nasty punk head, TAKE A BATH. Use water and soap and wash. Yuck

  2. moondoggy

    “When asked what her resolutions for 2007 were, Britney said: Stop biting my nails and just to take care of me more.”

    “It was revealed last week that Britney is commissioning a nude portrait of herself.”

    Please, God, no. Puleeeze…

  3. Rev. Jesse Jackson

    I feel most worried about this child…everyday the sky seems to fall in on her. But no matta…she will be vindicated through her truthfulness and sobriety.

  4. Jenster

    she looks like she’s losing her hair.
    Seriously, her mansion proboly has like 6 bathrooms, are all of them broke? I’m buying her Shampoo from the dollar store.
    You know, when i was a little kid I would cry bitch and moan about taking a bath or washing my hair, and my mom would say
    “Jenster” , if you dont wash your hair, youre going to look like a dirty nasty homeless person.” I’m glad i listened to my mom.

    —Mom, this comment was dedicated to you—

  5. gunit2074

    the dirt from the guys she messes with is under her nails….gross

  6. Reminds me of the girl from The Ring.

  7. this is so typical. you should expect this of her by now

    http://www.carpemundus.com – dirty nails = the new black

  8. this is so typical. you should expect this of her by now

    http://www.carpemundus.com – dirty nails = the new black

  9. schadenfreudelicious

    She looks like she just crawled out of a big ole vat of Crisco

  10. Boogie Monster

    LOL @ # 22.

    With all the money she has you think she could afford a set of acrylic nails to cover up those stumps.

  11. Bell91501198

    I can’t take it anymore. The other day I upped my standards to fucking Britney once in every ten opportunities. No more. I am officially declaring, now and forever, I WOULD NOT HIT IT!

  12. shankyouverymuch

    She has just gotten SO pathetically SAD, I really can’t even make fun of her anymore… Her POOR kids, HER POOR-POOR KIDS !!! … but- I

  13. RussianMafia

    Sweating profusely, just sniffed 2 Xanax

  14. jilco

    I would gnaw my finger tips off if I were her. I bet she bites her toe nails, too.

  15. Kristin

    She’s so gross.

  16. Troller

    @38

    and WHY is she always holding her skirt hem (pic 4)? Her dresses are short enough.

  17. theropes

    Lol #26.

  18. HELLpenis

    Britney has always bitten her nails down to the quick. Disgusting habit, yes. News? No. Give me a break.

    Here’s a video of brit talking about her gross habit

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCUwKgJUcDA

  19. cayana

    Mmmm.. fingernails and pork rinds y’all.. CHOMP CHOMP

  20. wonderwoman

    Every story on here about Shitney that made her look bad was met with a flurry of posts from her fans defending her. As numer 44, Wedgeone points out, that has slowly stopped. This is only good news for those of us who were worried her threats of a comeback were for real. She’ll still try, but it looks like thankfully, her fans have a limit to what they can forgive and forget.

  21. alybagel

    Seriously, she’s gone beyond pathetic. You’d think that with all the money she has she could afford to actually LOOK GOOD. Fuck, I make barely 1600 a month and I go get my cunt waxed; I shave; I get my nails done; get massages, and wear pretty deecent clothes.

    It’s like she spent so many years with people telling her what to wear, that now she has no one she can’t even take a shit properly without someone wiping her ass.

  22. God if she ain’t white trash could someone post a pick of real trash so we can compare the two?

  23. RichPort

    #17 – Ass Troll eats the payloads from adult diapers… no seriously he does. That ain’t chocolate on his lips, you know.

  24. umakemelaugh

    Damb, I read all of the posts and all I can do is LAUGH. Really in the end, all of these rich people are just spoiled hores that think they are better than the rest

    fuk em!!!! I hate shitme (britney) she is just a dirty bitch that hangs out with other dirty bitches so someone will pay her attention. she will end up in the gutter.

  25. Britney this Britney that all I seem to see is Britney in the news, ok I am not saying I do not like her what I am sayign is these clebs complain when they get too much press then moan when they do not…am I wrong correct me if I am.

  26. Nikk The Templar

    #64 – She has admitted to biting her toenails.

    And if you’ve seen her feet……UGH.

  27. jesseeca

    66 – she obviously needs to aerate her v-hole. we all saw what was going on up there. that that puppy breathe!

  28. NicotineEyePatch

    A nail tech would have to be pretty evil to put acrylics over those. That inflammation looks like paronychia. That kind of infection could enter her bloodstream if left untreated and prove fatal.

    *whispers*
    Britney, I have a cancellation tomorrow, call me ;)

  29. licklick

    Britney thinks the nails are just fine. Makes it easier to punch open a Bud and unwrap a Big Mac when you don’t have to worry about nails.

  30. youch….she’s been chewing on them like a dog, eh?

  31. geez, whats up with these people? you’d think they could afford to keep a makeup person around all the time?

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