Britney Spears has some messed up nails

January 11th, 2007 // 81 Comments
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It’s probably just nail polish, but Britney Spears’ nails look chewed to the point of bleeding. I don’t normally care about the tips of women’s fingers, but even I have a limit. She looks like she just clawed her way out of a well or something.

A couple more of Britney Spears after the jump, but these are the only two that feature her wonderfully ladylike fingers.

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Comments (81)

  1. HolisticWisdomcom | January 11, 2007 at 9:47 am

    It puts the lotion on it’s skin.

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  2. Ems is da Shizz | January 11, 2007 at 9:49 am

    eww

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  3. highknee | January 11, 2007 at 9:49 am

    sure, she forgot to wash her hands, but at least she changed her own tampon

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  4. crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com | January 11, 2007 at 9:51 am

    She is rotting. Seriously. Decomposing right in front of us. It would be sad if it weren’t so hilarious.

    britney overdose news at crabbie’s

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  5. BigJim | January 11, 2007 at 9:52 am

    … or it gets the hose again.

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  6. Jedi Kevin | January 11, 2007 at 9:54 am

    Sung to the tune of the Beatles’ “Yesterday.”

    Leprosy.
    That old rotten man just touched my knee.
    Now my flesh is falling off of me.
    Oh, I think I got leprosy.

    Suddenly
    I’m just half the man I used to be.
    There are pieces coming off of me.
    Yes, leprosy came suddenly.

    Why’d my arm fall off?
    I don’t know, no one will say.
    I know something’s wrong,
    ’cause my leg just walked away (without me.)

    Yesterday,
    I could always lounge the time away.
    Now my bed is in a slimy way,
    Oh, leprosy’s ruined my day.

    Why did I get cursed
    with this rot? I need to hide.
    I’m sure I’m diseased
    for my spleen fell out my side. (ooooohhhh.)

    Leprosy
    has become a big problem for me.
    All my friends now run away from me.
    Oh how I hate this leprosy.

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  7. mr blur | January 11, 2007 at 9:54 am

    she look lit up

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  8. mzchief | January 11, 2007 at 9:55 am

    Paris Hilton also chews her fingernails to the quick.
    Britney and Paris are too gross for words!

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  9. danielle | January 11, 2007 at 9:55 am

    Now, correct me if I’m wrong….

    But, doesn’t that “dress” look a little odd?
    I mean sure, from a further glance you’d just think those were patterns on that article of clothing.

    Upon further investigation, I belive those are track marks. Shit Shit the Brit should really consider stocking up on toilet paper. I hear there’s a sell at the Country Toilet Warehouse. Buy two packs of butt sheets, get one pack free. Are you listening Shit Shit?

    BTW-

    That isn’t nail polish, that’s leftover ass ooze.

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  10. Trey | January 11, 2007 at 9:58 am

    nasty.

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  11. ustartidit | January 11, 2007 at 9:58 am

    you’re wrong. and quite possibly insane.

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  12. Aqua | January 11, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Another sad case of beautiful girls without brain. After all Christina Anguileria is having her last laugh at Spears because they used to competed each other. Spears has had enough money and does not take care of herself. She is better off in retirement quietly, dont try to shock the public with boobs hanging, no underwear, or nail fungus. Las Vegas should kick her out and cancel the contract. It is too late to clean her up and bring her back.

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  13. Pointandlaugh | January 11, 2007 at 9:59 am

    aaauugggghh!! MAN HANDS!!

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  14. Mo | January 11, 2007 at 10:00 am

    She keeps them that short so the Cheeto dust won’t get under her nails.

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  15. danielle | January 11, 2007 at 10:00 am

    Exit to the left.

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  16. Lowlands | January 11, 2007 at 10:03 am

    (12)My elegant smile is coming back.

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  17. RichPort | January 11, 2007 at 10:03 am

    I bite my nails, but they look nothing like that. Weird though, sometimes I get a fever blister when I get really nervous and i dont know if its from the smeg on my nails or the nervousness.

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  18. I like my Name | January 11, 2007 at 10:08 am

    worst than the nails are the earings. and dress. well ok everything.

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  19. fergernauster | January 11, 2007 at 10:10 am

    Those look like my nails & hands (but I don’t put polish on my nails and accentuate them).

    So… what’s the deal, anyway?

    She works hard partying.

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  20. 86 | January 11, 2007 at 10:11 am

    Lindsay told Britney it was ok to let your nails become this ragged.

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  21. jojo | January 11, 2007 at 10:11 am

    Dammmmmmmmmnnnnn. Does she do road construction or something? Such a dainty, feminine little thing. I bet she pees standing up

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  22. 86 | January 11, 2007 at 10:12 am

    Is it me or could you land a helicopter on this girl’s forehead???

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  23. djcamerin | January 11, 2007 at 10:12 am

    #4 – I just decided to take a look at the site that you’re constantly promoting on here and I’m not sure I know what to say…your “Britney overdose news” is a compilation of various stories from various sources (mainly the Enquirer & Star magazine) that have been out for over a week now…Really?? It’s taken over a week for you to put together a story that so many others have already reported on and yours isn’t even funny, doesn’t offer anything new…please do better next time…if there has to be a next time!

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  24. fergernauster | January 11, 2007 at 10:13 am

    Worse even yet…In the 3rd picture down, where her profile is shown, she looks like Courtney Love.

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  25. kaiser | January 11, 2007 at 10:14 am

    Britney Spears only looks good with a dick in her mouth!

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  26. fergernauster | January 11, 2007 at 10:16 am

    *sigh*… Hammerhead Shitney.

    I’d rather read about Mariah Carey’s 1,000 humidifiers in her bedroom and how she slithers and moans upon the terrycloth mattress as the drops of water cascade ’round the boundaries of her butterfly-shaped bed.

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  27. jrzmommy | January 11, 2007 at 10:22 am

    Palmolive.

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  28. danielle | January 11, 2007 at 10:22 am

    #25

    Yeah. Only one problem.

    Kevin’s is too small to make a decent dent and her current beau’s manhood could only feed a small turtle.

    Those pics would only come out to look like she had a toothpick in her mouth instead of a dick. Still funny though.

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  29. beefgoddess | January 11, 2007 at 10:23 am

    God, doesn’t she style her hair anymore??? What has happened to her? She must have removed all the mirrors from her house, because her style techniques have plummeted.

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  30. kaiser | January 11, 2007 at 10:23 am

    Britney Spears loves giving blowjobs and licking blow off guys balls, dicks and assholes!

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  31. BibiLush | January 11, 2007 at 10:27 am

    SHE’S STRAIGHT UP BACKWOODS LOUISIANA WHITE TRASH. for those of you who’ve had the pleasure of avoiding that part of the deep south… this is what girls look like. the only things money have bought her are veneers, friends, homes, cars, and a cuisinart. no one’s been able to change her image after her teens when someone smart wrote “baby one more time”. k-fed obviously only made it worse cause he’s white trash too, ‘ghetto fab’ edition of course and without an interesting personality to top it off. she looks awful and out of place at all times just like the queen would dressed up as sid vicious. she’s like white trash paper dolls. at least she ditched kevin so she is able to go down with whatever dignity she had left and none of his psuedo mullet sporting, gobs of silver plated necklaces, wife beater, white polo hat wearing, marlb light smoking, deadbeat of a dad baggage. X

    and
    christina GAGuilera doesn’t win the competition because she has been string cheese nastiness since day one. no amount of any drug could make her awfulness dissapear. she reminds me of a shrew dressed in drag.

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  32. KRISTI | January 11, 2007 at 10:33 am

    Seriously, this girl use to be gorgeous, now she dresses and acts like a cheap whore instead of being at home with her kids where she belongs. I mean look at those nasty skank fingers, these girls pay so much money on dumb shit to look perfect why would they let their nails look so freakin nasty??

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  33. UNWASHEDMASSES | January 11, 2007 at 10:34 am

    Brit’s nails are down to the quick because of Paris’ highly acidic cunny juice. On a more serious note, look at how greasy the bitch looks. That’s not shine, or J-Lo Glow, that’s unwashed flesh and nappy hair. She knows she is being scrutinized like never before, has custody hearings scheduled, and she leaves the house looking like a Wednesday night fuck.

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  34. Sassy | January 11, 2007 at 10:34 am

    My God she’s beautiful and classy. And by beautiful and classy, I mean shitbag.

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  35. Harmony | January 11, 2007 at 10:37 am

    Why does she look retarded in every single picture. Her nails probably look like that because she drank all her nail polish remover. mmmmmm acetone.

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  36. Bambella | January 11, 2007 at 10:37 am

    when was the last time this chick took a shower? someone hose her off please, for the sake of those poor children of hers. never mind the childrens’ services being called in, someone call the hazmat team to de-louse her. there must be substances on her that haven’t even been discovered yet. she is proving once again you can take the trash outta the trailer park but you can’t take the trashy outta the trailer park ho.

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  37. shanonorato | January 11, 2007 at 10:39 am

    #31…tell us how you REALLY feel…seriously, though, you are absolutely right!

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  38. shanonorato | January 11, 2007 at 10:40 am

    she always looks like a toddler, with that stupid walk and the “awwww shucks” smile on her face. she’s also a tad greasy, and her hair looks like it hasn’t been washed since 1990.

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  39. Spindoc | January 11, 2007 at 10:42 am

    Does She Still have Kids?

    You know, I was just wondering because we hadn’t seen nor heard of them in so long. What a good mother she is.

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  40. HollyJ | January 11, 2007 at 10:48 am

    In that profile pic, I think Alfred Hitchcock looks really nice.

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  41. Shaun | January 11, 2007 at 10:53 am

    Got to love them smoke stained fingers. Not.

    http://news.digital-six.net

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  42. magickal | January 11, 2007 at 10:56 am

    The third pic really says it all….I mean, forget the hands….yeah, they’re gross and all, but it’s widely known that Britney is a (self-admitted) nail biter. That fucking HAIR though! WTF is that all about? I read somewhere there when K-Fag was going to write his tell-all book that one of the things he constantly ridiculed Shitney for was her premature balding due to frying her hair with all the chemicals for so long. Jesus, I guess so, huh? Yuk.

    Oh, and #39….the kids are probably drying out at rehab. I did read that its suspected the little one (the newest little one, Jayden) suffers myriad health problems becuase someone couldn’t stop using the coke during pregnancy. Hmmmmm…..

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  43. Lowlands | January 11, 2007 at 10:59 am

    I need a stylist…

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  44. wedgeone | January 11, 2007 at 11:05 am

    Is it just me, or are the posts on this site from all of the “Britney defenders” getting fewer and fewer?
    Every new posting just adds fuel to the “fry Britney” fire. You just can’t defend her image / style / habits / life anymore.

    I can’t say anything else that hasn’t already been said, except that FTLTC, #17.

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  45. kaiser | January 11, 2007 at 11:05 am

    Britney Spears should stick to what she does best; giving blowjobs and snorting blow!

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  46. frenchtoaststix | January 11, 2007 at 11:30 am

    Stupid dirty white trash is as stupid dirty white trash does.

    No matter how much money she has or how many times she Frenches with Madonna, she’s still backwoods Louisiana white trash… ain’t nothin’ ever gonna change ‘at.

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  47. kaiser | January 11, 2007 at 11:38 am

    no wonder she is so good at blowjobs, no one will let her give them a handjob with those disgusting hands. I’d still shoot a hot steamy load down her throat anyway!

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  48. Jenna | January 11, 2007 at 11:47 am

    Really, how much can a manicure and a bottle of shampoo cost? I mean, I’m not a millionaire and I still manage to swing both. Another nasty though; if this is what her hands look like, can you imagine what the feet must be looking like?

    Briney is one hot, unwashed, skany mess.

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  49. Lowlands | January 11, 2007 at 11:53 am

    On the second photo,lookslike she’s keeping her hand on the wallet.I can understand that.

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  50. jesseeca | January 11, 2007 at 11:57 am

    i don’t think you can get a manicure when you have no nails. i hope she doesn’t touch her kids with those mangy hands because she’s sure to spread disease and viruses. ughh!! i wonder if she chews off the fake nails she gets too.

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