Looks like Britney Spears is already regretting her decision to shave her head. She was seen lounging poolside at the Mondrian hotel in West Hollywood wearing a green hat and a short blond wig less than 24 hours after shaving her head bald. A columnist for E! says:
“She was definitely having fun with her friends. The Mondrian is the kind of place you wouldn’t go if you didn’t want to be seen, especially during Oscar week. She wasn’t exactly hiding. It was a beautiful Los Angeles day. Lots of people were around.”
An employee at the hotel added:
“She was here, she was wearing a wig and nobody recognized her.”
She was wearing a blond wig and nobody recognized her? It doesn’t take a master spy to crack her disguise. It’s not like she was wearing a fat suit, stilts, and a fake moustache. If anything the wig shoudl’ve made her easier to recognize.
C’mon you two crazy kids, don’t run away in fear from your initial love connection. You’re both innies and insane, so what? Sounds like Fish pair-bonding to me.
first the star of david necklace(what a joke) then she shaves her fucking head… followed by a tattoo on her forearm(well, wrist anyway)… this bitch is trying to cash in on the holocaust look!
@54…She would have to lose like half her body weight before she could qualify.
Speaking of Jewish. Is there anyway to find out where she got the necklace and Star of David from?
Doesn’t she understand when people are talking about a ‘landingstrip’,they are talking about the pubic-hair area and NOT the head?
People are blowing this out of proportion. Whenever her hair looks good, it’s just a weave. Nobody ever sees her real hair, which is like a bird’s nest. It’ll grow back, and until then, she’ll keep wearing fake hair.
She got the Star of David because she fucked a jew. With her degree of intelligence that was like a baptism or something. I am sure she bought and paid for it herself.
she looks like the manly half of a lesbo relationship
what the hell is a ‘beautiful los angeles day’
for your information, biatcho, i was simultaneously writing a paper. every time i finished a sentence or a thought, i refreshed the superficial. some people need to chew gum or take ritalin while they write. i like to take little breaks to let let off some sub-narrative steam. if that’s psycho, then i’m psycho. i don’t really mind the diagnosis.
and don’t get all sensitive cause i said you were psycho. i just didn’t know that you were reading all my posts, and taking notes for monday come-backs. i think that’s a little bit weird, but i’m flattered.
as it is, i think the yiddish expression for “dumbass” is schmuck. it actually means “penis,” but it’s used in place of “dumbass.”
btch- what is the point of going to an anonymous website if you’re not going to say things you wouldn’t otherwise say? for that, there’s meeting ppl.
ok now i’m waiting to hear that she had sex with angelina
Since when Spears became Jewish?
#56 – Two words: Issac Cohen.
Why didn’t one of her handlers tell her that chopping off 10 pounds of ratty hair is NOT A DIET?!??
She’s so close … skipping through the cemetery with a bunch of bananas, just looking for the right spot to end all of our collective suffering.
Red Bull + Cigarette = Exploding Heart.
Please, God, please?!!?
Shacker – I could give two shits about your pathetic life. And I did not read any of your posts, I just saw that every other goddamn post on the original britney thread was from you. Fucking weirdo. When I did term papers in college I had friends that used to hang in my suite that I could turn to for entertainment… apparently you don’t. But I guess community college’s version of off campus housing is your parents house.
every other post? there were 400 posts when i got there!
and unless you don’t distinguish your friends mere things, it’s not correct to say “friends THAT i could turn to.” you should say “friends whom i could turn to,” but since its bad form to end a sentence with a preposition, you should really say “friends to whom i could turn.”
guess all those friends must have been an unproductive distraction to your basic grammar skillz, unless you’re just retarded.
*from mere things
but go ahead and try to write it off as a typo…
here i thought you weren’t just another symptom of poor educational funding and capitalized belligerence.
You don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
Sorry that you’re bitter that you went to public school and that I called you out on the community college education you’re currently serving time for, but I am sure you can still make something of yourself without a private school education if you try hard enough.
oh whatever, biatcho. like you haven’t made that mistake dozens of times. if you’re just speaking informally, then you would say “i had friends who i could turn to.” but you didn’t even say THAT.
you don’t know how to use basic relative pronouns! but it’s charming that you’re trying to cover up your egregious ignorance with ebonics now.
if you did go to private school, it was, like half the people whom you ridicule daily on this site, a monumental waste of money.
Schack – if you’re going to try to take down a prolific poster on this site, you need to improve your argumentative techniques. Some suggestions:
1. If you think of a point immediately after you’ve posted a comment, save it for the next post.
2. Criticizing grammar in chat rooms is the web 2.0 equivalent of sarcasm being the lowest form of wit. Much more effective to make insinuations about carnal relations with close family relations.
3. Your speech patterns may mandate the dropping of the word “like” every third word, but if you write it down it makes you sound even more of a valley girl than if you were to just drop it into casual conversation.
Heed my words – I pwned Jrzmommy a few months back and she’s still smarting.
Thanks 31, I forgot about the old meat curtain shots
thanks tiff. now there’s self-conscious ignorance for you. that’s brilliant.
I don’t understand why she doesn’t just stay home. If she has one. If she is so distressed, why is she going to Karaoke??
The pic with her & the Red Bull/cigarrette/Jewish necklace reminds me of something out of American History X.
Where is her mother?!?! And her sister? They used to be publicly supportive of her.
I really wish she’d disappear….
oh yes, jrzmommy and I totally got “pwned” by losers such as shack & tiffin. Ahhh, the youth of today. So idealistic, so ig’nant.
Get lives homeys. And try getting laid, perhaps you won’t take yourselves so seriously and find that most people in this world don’t really care for you or your imaginary high horses. fucking retards.
# 76 Biatcho – I forgot about pwning you as well. Thanks for reminding me.
By the way – I’ve heard about you and your second cousin . . .
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i always knew bruce willis and rosie o donnell had a son. i just didnt think it would be that fuckin ugly!!!
Is there such a thing as a Jewish Hari Krishna? Well there might be now!
Red Bull and a smoke…
…I take it she’s not breastfeeding, then.
Seriously, it’s almost as if she’s POSING for US.
Breakfast! At least now she doesn’t have to worry about the greasy hair comments. Imagine if she had greasy hair to go with this…oh wow, man!
Snap
@ 78/9 God, you’re the most self-important, delusional annoying piece of shit that’s ever posted here. And that’s sayin’ sumthin’.
Schack, Biatcho reached out to you once and then got scared. Don’t let it get you down. Most of the people here (Biatcho, sexybitch, jrzmommy, et al.) wear their scaly layers with defensive pride. It’s the SuperFish, after all…
#85 Crawl up schack’s arse a little bit more, it must be cold in the igloo tonite. Why do you post on a US site if you hate everybody who isn’t Canadian?
Ripley!!! Thats an Alien 3 reference for you ppl without any culture…
I think she looks pretty good with a shaved head. She’s got balls for doing it that’s for sure.
She looks rather um… crazed in that one picture, smiling like a maniac, like she’s actually enjoying it.
Pic 4 looks like she’s trying to slap herself..
Uh, if any of you have read anything about Britney, you’ll recall that she practices Kabbalah, which is a form of Judaism… Which she picked up from Madonna after they kissed for a split second.
I think she should take the veil – you know, become a nun, go to India, help needy children and lepers and poor people. For like 5 years.
Why the fuck is she wearing a Star of David? I hope she kills herself. I think it’s likely too…whether it’s on purpose or not is still up in the air though, because she’s probably not that smart.
Is it weird that I think she looks really pretty in that second picture? Because I do.
ahhahahaah.
first kevin federline, two babies, now bald.
what’s next?
LMFAO.
Did anyone else Notice in Two of those pictures he is wearing a ring on her ring finger? Yes the baldness detracts but whats up with the wedding band?
lol, she’s having fun now…why the wig? doesn’t she want to give her cue-ball some sun?
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