Looks like Britney Spears is already regretting her decision to shave her head. She was seen lounging poolside at the Mondrian hotel in West Hollywood wearing a green hat and a short blond wig less than 24 hours after shaving her head bald. A columnist for E! says:
“She was definitely having fun with her friends. The Mondrian is the kind of place you wouldn’t go if you didn’t want to be seen, especially during Oscar week. She wasn’t exactly hiding. It was a beautiful Los Angeles day. Lots of people were around.”
An employee at the hotel added:
“She was here, she was wearing a wig and nobody recognized her.”
She was wearing a blond wig and nobody recognized her? It doesn’t take a master spy to crack her disguise. It’s not like she was wearing a fat suit, stilts, and a fake moustache. If anything the wig shoudl’ve made her easier to recognize.
biatcho | February 19, 2007 at 8:21 am
Wait so she’s not only bald but now she’s jewish? She’s just trying get all the jewish holidays off as well as christian ones the little cueball fucker.
thunderkat69 | February 19, 2007 at 8:21 am
I saw the wig- my Barbie had one just like it in 1972
heyheyhey | February 19, 2007 at 8:21 am
i don’t get it.
HollyJ | February 19, 2007 at 8:22 am
Kojak’s lookin’ HOT
LEATHERFACE45 | February 19, 2007 at 8:22 am
here’s some pics http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23386100-details/Britney's+wig+hides+the+bald+truth/article.do
jeez what a cunt-bag
wowzers | February 19, 2007 at 8:23 am
Britney use to be one sexy looking girl! Now, holy, she is has gone down hill! Too bad for her she will never be where she use to be!
heyheyhey | February 19, 2007 at 8:23 am
i really want this blackberry pearl thats advertised on the side of this page…
oh, there’s a post about britney spears?
*yawn*
she bores me. maybe when she dies i’ll be interested again
thunderkat69 | February 19, 2007 at 8:23 am
Now I get it!! The necklace, the bald head…she’s gonna play Anne Frank!!
jrzmommy | February 19, 2007 at 8:24 am
Ordinarily I’m a big supported of the skinhead look, but in Britney’s case…not so much.
BarbadoSlim | February 19, 2007 at 8:27 am
Oh, I don’t know about the no recognizing her part, shouldn’t the trail of vomit leading to her be a dead giveaway?
LaBellaVienna | February 19, 2007 at 8:28 am
ugh does anyone notice in any of the following pictures shes smiling as if this is all just normal healthy human behavior? so creepy.
yertle | February 19, 2007 at 8:28 am
Just as I thought, she seems to want to outdo ANS. Didn’t think it was possible to be a cheaper version of the original, but Brit’s done it.
CactusinaSombrero | February 19, 2007 at 8:29 am
Skinhead, cigarette, Red Bull – I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone look more attractive and mentally sound.
Those children are so lucky to have Mike Skinner from ‘The Streets’ as a mother.
HollyJ | February 19, 2007 at 8:29 am
It’s really hard to believe that that THING in those pics used to look like this
http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/britney-spears/britney-spears-wallpapers-6.jpg
What a downward spiral
bedbugsandballyhoo | February 19, 2007 at 8:30 am
She put on a wig when she realised the bald head only accentuated her fat linebacker neck and beefy back and shoulders. And to think, all this time she thought it was her hair that made her look fat. After all, that is why she dyed it black, she thought it would be slimming.
RichPort | February 19, 2007 at 8:31 am
Red Bull and a cigarette… that should help her studio vocals.
pixi6869 | February 19, 2007 at 8:35 am
she is so beautiful!! i love you girl!! stay strong!!
LEATHERFACE45 | February 19, 2007 at 8:36 am
she needs to suck on a huge dildo AFTER it’s been in her ass…..healthier than smokes and a red bull. and i’m just the guy to force her to do it!!!
twzzlrgirl | February 19, 2007 at 8:37 am
Definitely gay…definitely. She looks butch.
deborah | February 19, 2007 at 8:37 am
WHAT THE?! No…words…screwed….what?
Spindoc | February 19, 2007 at 8:39 am
Remember right after ROSIE O’DONNAL came out that she got that VERY Dykey haircut?………..
I’m just saying.
biatcho | February 19, 2007 at 8:40 am
#18 – you’re just the guy to put a dildo in a chicks ass as opposed to your own dick?
UUmm, wow, you sound like a dyke.
HollyJ | February 19, 2007 at 8:41 am
17, Please tell me that’s sarcasm, the “she’s so beautiful” part. Otherwise, you need lasik…or maybe just eyeballs.
LOL @ 18!!
shakeitout | February 19, 2007 at 8:45 am
I’m still confused about the whole wearing a star of david while getting a tattoo of a cross.
And, as a jew, I’m not too sure how I feel about a skinhead rocking the star.
twzzlrgirl | February 19, 2007 at 8:45 am
#22 — i’m with you. if leatherface has his own member, he should us that…
maybe he’s talking double penetration here…
misanthrope | February 19, 2007 at 8:50 am
Shaving your head can be a really cool thing. BUT, you need to have a really really good face to be able to make it work. Britney isn’t one of those people who can make this look work.
She said she was sick of people touching her. So, she follows this up with a tattoo. That don’t make no sense.
twzzlrgirl | February 19, 2007 at 8:54 am
Not only that, misanthrope, but the next time she’s in Vegas, everyone’s gonna want to rub her head for good luck. People want to touch your head when you’re a cue-ball.
supafreak | February 19, 2007 at 8:54 am
She should have stopped at pic 3. She has that cute Bassett Hound look.
Grizzlies | February 19, 2007 at 8:58 am
What the hell is going on in the last picture? Is she considering going bald “down There” too?
Wrench | February 19, 2007 at 9:00 am
24 – I’m feeling the same way about the SoD there. I mean, I know it’s trendy to be a Jew (or play one on TV), but seriously, no one believed her in the Catholic school girl outfit and a cross around her neck, so I guess she just decided to give Judaism a spin instead.
Next thing you know, she’ll be wearing a buhrka, felt-soled shoes and a veil.
twzzlrgirl | February 19, 2007 at 9:01 am
Grizzlies — in the last pick she’s pointing out where she wants another tatoo.
She’s bald down there already — right…we saw that in the crotch shots.
Someone must have already commented that now the curtains match the carpet.
twzzlrgirl | February 19, 2007 at 9:01 am
oops, “tattoo”
misanthrope | February 19, 2007 at 9:06 am
@27/31… Exactly.
heyheyhey | February 19, 2007 at 9:09 am
WiseMan is scaring me…what the fuck is a sprog, someone let ME know, bcuz I feel like maybe I’m one of the people he’s gonna kill on his mass murdering spree
schack | February 19, 2007 at 9:15 am
biatcho:
seeing as how you don’t have two penises, if your friend desires double-penetration, you would either (a) have to get a dildo, or (b) have to get another penis involved.
which would you rather?
or aren’t you that kind of guy?
or do you actually have two penises?
RichPort | February 19, 2007 at 9:29 am
Thank goodeness someone talked her out of the mullet.
schadenfreudelicious | February 19, 2007 at 9:45 am
She looks almost identical to Edward Furlong’s character in American History X..the seig heil can’t be far off….
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0120586/Ss/0120586/9.html?path=gallery&path_key=0120586
Booger | February 19, 2007 at 9:46 am
Why is she wearing a Star of David??
Does anything she does make sense anymore?
Does anyone know where her mom is? She used to be around her a lot and always talking to the media. Haven’t seen her in a loooong time.
I am not a Britney supporter, but I think it’s sad when we watch her downfall and it doesn’t seem like anyone is trying to help her. Maybe they are and she won’t listen… but the girl needs an intervention of some kind where she doesn’t get a choice if she gets help or not…else she will be another ANS.
Other than a failed marriage, which shouldn’t have been that much of a surprise to her, I can’t imagine what is so wrong in her life that she feels like this. Maybe she’d feel better if she stayed home with her family instead of going out clubbing and drinking til she pukes.
yertle | February 19, 2007 at 9:48 am
This is more than inability to deal with fame. Something traumatic has happened to this girl.
sol | February 19, 2007 at 9:53 am
true, but the trauma appears to be that KFed went. i would have thought the trauma was when he came.
biatcho | February 19, 2007 at 9:54 am
Shack, I actually have 5 penises and 3 testicles. What does your famed psych professor think of that?
otiosus@sympatico.ca | February 19, 2007 at 9:57 am
Anyone get the feeling this chick is looking to Anna Nicole as a role model? I feel sorry for her…that she won’t have sex with me before she offs herself.
yertle | February 19, 2007 at 10:00 am
42: I agree; but I think something even worse than k-fed happened to her. Too many red flags and signs, something major sent her over the edge. I don’t even think it’s just a PR stunt anymore, could be, but I don’t think so.
schack | February 19, 2007 at 10:02 am
he says you’re psycho
read much?
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/15/us/15bipolar.html
allyoops! | February 19, 2007 at 10:03 am
@1 and @40- Thank you for noticing the star of david!
What in the name of Moses is she thinking?
What is the yiddish expression for dumb-ass, does anyone know?
abdomtv | February 19, 2007 at 10:04 am
Stupid Haircut..Stupid Necklace !!
biatcho | February 19, 2007 at 10:07 am
Shack, yes I am psycho. I spent all day Sunday logging onto the Superficial talking to myself on every other post. Yep, I’m psycho.
Just when you think there aren’t enough losers populating the world there’s always one more out there that tops the list.
britneysclitney | February 19, 2007 at 10:07 am
@47 It’s “schack”
Troller | February 19, 2007 at 10:08 am
Super Fish Guy -
Change the byline of this site to:
The Superficial – Because Britney Spears is Ugly
biatcho | February 19, 2007 at 10:11 am
Holy shit #50 I was seriously just about to type that. Freaky.