Britney Spears was spotted in Santa Monica without her bra on, and looking like she put her lipstick on with her feet. I know she’s had two kids, but that’s why they invented the bra. So nobody would have to see her deflated boobs through that shower curtain she calls a dress. And what the hell is going on here? How does she look like this one day, and like this the other? It’s like she has a secret twin sister nobody knows about. Who’s also a robot. And solves crimes. Hey, she sounds fun! My stupid twin sister just lies in bed all day and complains about her cancer.
NOTE: I probably crossed some sort of line here. Some sort of terrible offensive line.
#50—hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
Why must we suffer this Bitch every freakin day….??????
Least we know she’s real. Fake boobs don’t sag like that.
Someone needs to give her a good nickname that has to do with her being a cow mouth,,can’t think of any, but I’m sure you people can come up with something great..
Hey Kids, its me, David Lee Roth! yeeeeeeowwww bilzee bop, ditty bop!!
Just call me now to purchase one of my hats, or to have me over for your kids birthday party!! I make ballon animals and swill vodka and set myself on fire for the finale!! Yeeeeeow! Ditty bop, bilzzeee bop!!
Dude. She just had a gaggle of babies. Of course her boobs are going to sag. Hell, your mom’s boobs sagged after she had you. But I have to admit, they’re nice and firm now. Give her a kiss for me, m’kay?
@53 — What about krazyhottbritt?
You missed the panty slip in the last photo. Looks like she has a nice camel toe going on!
Again…her kids nowhere in sight…
OH NOOOOOOOOOO MY VIRGIN EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
One potato Two potato Three potato Four, Five potato Six potato Seven potato Britney.
i’m pretty sure she stole that hat from a scarecrow.
Maybe it’s a decoy. And maybe the now practically trademarked hats and boots are to make us BELIEVE it’s someone we don’t give a shit about anyway…
#56>>>shut your mofo’kin ass!!
Let me see….
DrPlowcowmouth
Brittplowcow
PlowBrittcowshit
DrBrittCowShit
Oh yea,,,DrPlowBrittShitCowMouth
Hers are fake. She had antbites in “Baby One More Time” and by “Oops I Did It Again” she had Cs. No one hits puberty that fast or that late.
Her tits aren’t “sagging” so much as she’s got her shoulders humped over like some kyphotic old wingbag (which makes her nipples bend down), and she’s wearing a cottony thing that fits badly.
That said, those are some ugly titties to be store-bought.
She has the face of a CIGARETTE BUTT.
But not just a regular cigarette, but one that’s been smoked, and passed along by a bunch of homeless people hanging out behind a 24 hour clinic.
31, didn’t she shave her head because of her weave in the first place?
35, who’s even seen the 2nd kid? he could look like Sloth for all we know. yeah there was that one photo of a baby in a pink coat who supposedly was baby #2, but nothing since. and you can bet those babies are at least semi-mentally challenged based upon genetics alone.
Clearly she lost a bet with someone and she has to wear the hat and boots for a period of time.
She needs fucking Garanimals clothing (for grown-ups) so she could put a decent outfit together!!!
Or those Units separates that were popular in the eighties.
Those ugly ass boots make me want to shave my fucking head…..hey, wait a minute……
Those photos of Britney are udder-ly frightening. I’ll bet she’s come up with nicknames for every part of her body. Every last one. I’ll bet she nicknamed all of KFed’s parts, too, along with the skinny bearded dink she hooked up with right before rehab, and the two guys she boned while she was in rehab, and any taxi drivers, gas station attendants, busboys, supermarket baggers and fast food drive-through clerks she’s boned since shaving her head. I’ll bet she lays back, cigarette dangling from her mouth with a Red Bull in one hand and a Big Mac in the other and taunts her boy toys with come-ons like “Put your big (fill in body part nickname here) in Mama’s lil’ ol’ (fill in body part nickname here). Oh yeah, that’s how Mama likes it.” And I’ll bet she says that stuff in a real N’awlins accent, just like Emeril, and she might even go “BAM!” at the end like he does. Throughout the entire ordeal I’ll bet she burps, farts (non-stop), maybe laughs too hard and blows Red Bull out her nose, and for a grand finale she engages in a fit of projectile vomiting like she did in her SUV a month or so ago. Yeah, she’s hot. Too hot for me, I’m afraid.
…… and then the hooker says “see that’s what you get for $5″. ha ha ha I love that joke.
Good job Britney for putting a visual with it.
they don’t look saggy to me. They look flat, gross and deformed, but not saggy. Breasts aren’t supposed to start at your collar bone.
#35 – truly thou art mad. Get thee to a nunnery! You don’t own me!
#48 – most intelligent and accurate statement you’ve made all week. Well done!
Brit must have escaped from her handlers for a few minutes. That’s the only possible explanation. This outfit makes her look like Liz Taylor, and not when Liz was hot, but Liz right now.
Granny Panty shot in photo #6?
How funny are the pics showed a photog taking one armed pics of her face close up? Like anyone wants THOSE pics.
I hate cancer whiners…
DELIVERANCE
Uh oh, Dr.Phow, you opened up a big can o worms there! You got kelli with an “i” to try out her rhyming/thinking-at-the-same-time trick. Harsh.
Ruby — She’s passed out from lack of oxygen. She tried getting it all out on one breath, nearly self asphyxiated, and fell to the floor like a fat man shot in the knee. She’s quietly weeping to herself now.
LOL Dr.P. I guess the fried chicken drumstick jammed down her throat didn’t help. RIP.
i’d sport that dress… over my bathing suit. and i would wear Uggs instead of those hideous boots. and i would have gone for a cowboy hat instead of that one.
but its like 101 degrees here today, so that might be a lil overdressed.
“Don’t look now.
Things just got worse.
I’m drunk again, I swear….
This crescent is just a curse.
I got here,
by killing off all my friends.
I think I figured it out.
My life begins…
when the fun ends.
I got my wings,
I’m free to go as I please.
Yeah, I got my wings…
now nothing really pleases me til
everything falls apart.
Then I get to try it back together,
yeah, it falls apart.
You can count that, and count on
bad, bad weather again.
Was it good?
I don’t remember much about it.
When , things start to feel right,
You can count on me to start to doubt it.
And the devil’s not in the details,
Nah, the devil is in my hands.
And it’s shoot first,
apologize later.
Another quick end to a sure-shot romance.
Well, I got what I wanted,
now I don’t want anything.
Yeah, I got what I wanted,
now my life is just pouring rain.
Til everything falls apart ,
then I get to try to put it back together.
Yeah, it falls apart.
And you can count on that,
yoo can count on bad weather.
I met God this afternoon,
riding on an uptown train.
I said, “Don’t you have better things to do?”
He said, “If I do my job, what would you complain about?
So I let it go to hell, now I have something to do.”
He said, “I let it go to hell,
does that sound familiar to you?”
And everything falls apart,
then I get to try to put it back together.
Yeah, it falls apart,
you can count on that.
You can count on bad, bad weather.
Well, everything that falls apart, baby,
sooner or later, gonna come back together.
And everything that comes together, hey,
sooner or later gonna fall apart.”
Ah, the wisdom of Dog’s Eye View!
Britney, you have really fucked up a great thing.
You had to have K-Sped, even though he was with
somebody else…and their daughter AND baby on the way.
You need to GROW THE FUCK UP!
Those breasts are udderly ridiculous.
bwaaaahahahahahaha
R.I.P. my ass bitches,,you wish…
Good god, who lets her out of the house in these clothes.
#35, totally agree except Maddox is already ruling the next generation…
#76 love you, you are so funny…”fat man shot in the knee”
I see someone let the dick’s outta the house…
No, you didn’t cross a line. It was funny!
I noticed that the pictures you have on here don’t show Brit’s supposed cellulite legs. I believe these are the real pics and the others are doctored.
whatever, it must suck to have people following you every where you go– Who wants to me famous now? Anyone? Bueller?
If you’re going to go outside in casual wear, at least make it something that makes you look good, not something the Von Trap children wear.
I was thinking how much I love what appear to be sweet potatoes. I like those. And sweet potatoes mixed with water balloons, all the more, especially if the crowners are big. But FUPA? Not so much.
Holy shit! That wig is like Halloween. Where is she getting these things? Spencer’s?
IS THAT WHAT U CALL A COMEBACK, BITCH..I CALL IT AN ASHLESS SIMPSON…U PRETENDED TO SING 5 OLD SONGS, AND WHERE IS THE COMEBACK SONG..CAN’T U WRITE A NEW SONG LIKE ARVIL,,WHAT THE HELL..JUST KEEP DOIN THE HO=DOWN IN THOSE HO=CLOTHES…AMERICA REALLY NEEDS ANOTHER ASHLEE OR K-FED..U SUCKED.
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh.. you crossed a line..