Britney Spears was spotted in Santa Monica without her bra on, and looking like she put her lipstick on with her feet. I know she’s had two kids, but that’s why they invented the bra. So nobody would have to see her deflated boobs through that shower curtain she calls a dress. And what the hell is going on here? How does she look like this one day, and like this the other? It’s like she has a secret twin sister nobody knows about. Who’s also a robot. And solves crimes. Hey, she sounds fun! My stupid twin sister just lies in bed all day and complains about her cancer.
NOTE: I probably crossed some sort of line here. Some sort of terrible offensive line.
wedgeone | April 26, 2007 at 4:36 pm
brit-luvin FRIST!
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 26, 2007 at 4:36 pm
THIS IS NOT NEWS.
LilRach | April 26, 2007 at 4:43 pm
This girl has the weirdest style ever! Cowboy boots – straw hat – dress/nightie – WTF?!
At least she has managed to keep her big mouth closed for most of the pics.
Fifth Stooge | April 26, 2007 at 4:44 pm
You just now noticed that SuperFish? Where have you been looking, at her beautiful face?
heyheyhey | April 26, 2007 at 4:46 pm
sometime during her coked out/alcoholic binge, she must’ve mistaken her kids for her stylists, cuz this bitch is always lookin some kinda crazy. also explains why you never see them in public with her…she thinks they’re on the payroll
Charm | April 26, 2007 at 4:48 pm
i suppose her huge collection of hats is for keeping the huge collection of wigs on her huge head?
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 26, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Even the pink whorey kid shirt and denim mini looked better than this disaster. I don’t get it. What’s the point of being rich if you can’t buy good clothes??? She’s frustrating to watch.
Lowlands | April 26, 2007 at 5:01 pm
The first three pics could be taken in the time from rehab.She tried to escape in her nightie but then the security guards came after her after she yelled at them.
GooniesNeverSayDie | April 26, 2007 at 5:04 pm
At least nobody can accuse her of being wasteful. She really is getting her money’s worth with those brown boots.
I am excited to see what new adventures Brit is going to have with the Straw Hat.
Top 20 Hats I think Brit should consider wearing while she is out running errands:
1. Construction Worker Hat
2. Motorcycle Hat
3. Mickey Mouse ears hat
4. Pirate Hat (no eye patch–that is going too far)
5. Indian Headdress (to round out the Village People theme)
6. Top Hat (a la Monopoly Man or Mr Peanut)
7. Aviator cap with googles and white scarf
8. Football helmet (with chin strap!)
9. Asian “Cooley” Hat
10. Cat-in-the-Hat Hat (like the lead singer from the 90s group 4 Non Blondes)
11. Red Devo “Energy Dome”
12. Those Statue of Liberty foam spikes you can buy in Times Square for $5.
13. A sweet Catholic Bishop’s Hat (like the Pope wears–especially cool since Easter is around the corner)
14. Full “Bee Keeper” safety hat (safety gloves optional)
15. Fencing Mask (not really a “hat,” more of a mask, but that would be cool for her to wear around for the day)
16. Turban
17. Russian Mink Hat (aka The Rat Hat from Seinfeld)
18. Wicked Witch hat (tribute to Wicked, now playing at the Pantages)
19. Fez
20. Ass Hat….oh wait, she wears that one every day……
1MILFhunter | April 26, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Q: What do Britney Spears and your grandmother have in common?
A: They both have their tits hanging to their belly button.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 26, 2007 at 5:06 pm
LMFAOOOOOO Goonies =))
rat_whisprrrr | April 26, 2007 at 5:07 pm
I think my Grandma had that same night gown back in the 70′s……
Lowlands | April 26, 2007 at 5:14 pm
These dresses looks very comfortable to wear on windy days.
JenicaEss | April 26, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Britney’s wearing underwear here; she must truly be recovering!
chaunceygardner | April 26, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Didn’t she just get pumped up with some kind of fat-melting drug? Maybe it’s melting HER. Wouldn’t that be fucking rad?
Poroleishon | April 26, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Those damn boots are not even cool… worst is that they don
AmandaEqualsWhat | April 26, 2007 at 5:36 pm
She looks like a scary school lunch lady or something. Just throw a hairnet on her and– oh wait… Nevermind.
loachcrulch | April 26, 2007 at 5:42 pm
well hello last pic…can you say cameltoe?
Bern | April 26, 2007 at 5:55 pm
It’s been about 5.7 years since this taint has made my dick move, at all — shouldn’t that have made her irrelevant by now?
I guess maybe the masses don’t keep tabs on the movement of my dick as vehemently as I’d like them to … curses.
Nikk The Templar | April 26, 2007 at 5:59 pm
When are those boots going to discintigrate?
ptprez | April 26, 2007 at 6:14 pm
…all that’s missing in pic #1 is drool out of the side of her mouth…
…she could fit a mexican family under that tent…
sumnersgal | April 26, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Crazy Aunt Alice goes to the grocery store!
daηielle™↵ | April 26, 2007 at 6:30 pm
You’d have saggy boobs too if instead of breast milk in your cha cha’s you had rocks.
BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2007 at 6:34 pm
What a mouth-breather. This outfit just screams truckstop hooker.
reptilicus | April 26, 2007 at 6:40 pm
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s next, Tom Cruise is a Scientologist?
my opinion | April 26, 2007 at 6:50 pm
With these new hats she is wearing it appears that Britney is a conehead. Very strange.
Mugspot.com | April 26, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Cool Britney!
Binky | April 26, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Lol # 9. At least we found the Mad Hatter !
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 26, 2007 at 7:12 pm
LOL 24, or Lot Lizard
^Jenna^ | April 26, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Ok, I don’t know y ppl still photograph her like she is a fucking celebrity. NO ONE of sane mind wants to see that shit. I cannot believe that there are still some sad ppl who consider themselves fans to this trainwreck. Although she is the one of those “celebrities” that I look at and go: “wow I am so much hotter”. Makes me feel good every day
xXrebeccaXx | April 26, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Okay….I KNOW that her hair has to be long enough for her to get a weave! Why doesn’t she just do that instead of wearing these ridiculous hats all the time!?!?!? And think about how the inside of those boots smell. It makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit. :P
MTiger92 | April 26, 2007 at 8:19 pm
As much as I’d like to see her choke on her own vomit, I have a feeling that the majority of parents that have teen girls don’t have a fuckin clue as to what their kids listen to. So, by the time Joe Simpson Dirty Sanchez’s Brittney Spears, her name and career will have a Mr. Clean, sprakling new image. Kind of reminds me of the duurrrrrrrty whore Cristina Aguilera, who is now trying to pass herself off as a Marylin Monroe knockoff.
Jimbo ∞ | April 26, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Give me a break, she doesn’t look that bad at all. I’d be more than willing to give her a dirty spears – fuck her in the ass then rub my cock on her head until it looks like she’s got short brown hair. I suppose that one will only work with bald chicks
Hemlock Queen | April 26, 2007 at 8:42 pm
She’s gum chewing white trash. What more could you expect from such as this specimen of humanity?
wedgeone | April 26, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Obviously nobody wants to admit it, but Britney’s looking much better these days. If she can keep doing whatever she’s doing, she’ll be a total hottie again. Plus, nobody even mentions that her two boys are gorgeous. They may turn out semi-retarded (or fully), but they hit the jackpot for looks. In just a few years they’ll be “oh my god I hope I can control it as only jerking off” hot. And between Britney and Kevin, they’re basically unsupervised…Dear Diary: Jackpot!
sharpei dude | April 26, 2007 at 11:20 pm
Aw c’mon! I’d hit that and then have her make me a sandwich while I mainline a quart of antibiotics.
Mi$$ XERXES Vanity | April 26, 2007 at 11:33 pm
oh my fucking GOD !!!! those boots again , damn noooooooooooooooooooooooooo wayyy
she really needs assistance and support whit her clothes !!!!
queeniemab | April 26, 2007 at 11:46 pm
told you she was still FUGLY AND FAT :S
she needs a lipo… seriously! whoever said she was thin is eating too many shrooms
amberlina | April 27, 2007 at 12:06 am
We’ve known this for years. Next.
badlands | April 27, 2007 at 12:07 am
That chunky roll of knee fat above those boots is hott.
johnnycake | April 27, 2007 at 2:05 am
Damn you #9 – that comment was so funny I nearly blew the Sprite I was drinking out of my nose…and now it burns…oh how it burns….
lilite | April 27, 2007 at 3:07 am
@9. A burka would be safer.
J-Unit | April 27, 2007 at 3:23 am
Awesome. I love a natural sag to a boob (
vljs | April 27, 2007 at 3:42 am
i think she only has one pair of shoes – she is wearing those boots in nearly every photo. She even disguises them sometimes by putting black leg warmers over them. Surely she can afford more than one pair?
vljs | April 27, 2007 at 3:43 am
Just seen number 9 comments – glad i’m not the only one who has noticed!!
NicotineEyePatch | April 27, 2007 at 4:02 am
Somebody neeeds to get into her closet at night and take everything out except things that can/should be worn together, so that she has no choice but to look halfway decent.
At this point it’s like watching a two year old dress itself. A two-year old who thinks it understands the concept of ‘going incognito’.
F-Sucker | April 27, 2007 at 4:23 am
Looks ok to me.
I don’t mind a little sag in the hooter.
krazihottkelli | April 27, 2007 at 4:28 am
once again stinky boots,MOUTH WIDE OPEN, trashy cheap clothing,AND NO FUCKIN KIDS… I guess we can face the fact that this bitch will never change..and of course she’s not allowed around her kids.FLORIDA HATES BRITTNEY….SO SNORT COKE OR HEROIN and take that stupid ugly wig off!
krazihottkelli | April 27, 2007 at 4:33 am
And next time u jump in front of the camera,,CLOSE YOUR STUPID UGLY MOUTH…u look like a freakin idiot…
Spindoc | April 27, 2007 at 4:39 am
#49,
I agree!!!! Does that stupid cow EVERY colose her fucking mouth or is she constantly chewing her cud?!