Britney Spears got what she wanted yesterday

February 15th, 2010 // 52 Comments

To absolutely no one’s surprise, here’s Britney Spears enjoying her idea of a fancy meal on Valentine’s Day: Big Macs, y’all! I think my favorite part of these shots is the miserable look on Jason Trawick’s face as he realizes he’s trying to bang his way into an inheritance that’s perpetually funding California’s fast food industry. No, really, I can’t even imagine the sex between these two. Mostly because the thought of getting a horribly hidden McNugget sauce stuck on the end of my penis both terrifies and arouses me.

NOTE: Also included pics of Britney on Saturday because it’s important we document her bralessness. For future generations.

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  1. Doofus

    First!

  2. Hank

    Hell with your firsts, I’ll have seconds. Mmmmm, big mac!

  3. Loo

    second!

  4. welsch

    OOPS I FARTED AGAIN

    Bring back the McRIb!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Hank

    Hell with your firsts, I’ll have seconds. Mmmmm, big mac!

  6. Hank

    Oopse, sorry for the 4thsies. I just can’t seem to stop…

  7. anon

    Her nipples look in the right places in these pics.

  8. anon

    McDonalds on valentines day.
    And they say women aren’t romantic.

  9. Not Parker

    7. anon – February 15, 2010 4:57 PM

    Her nipples look in the right places in these pics.

    I beg to differ

    The right place for her nipple is in my mouth

  10. Justin Timberlake

    Before you people start with your white trash jokes, I should tell you she washes this meal down with an ice cold glass of merlot.

    She’s all class, I tell ya.

  11. blah

    love the contusions on the thigh. just above the fatty part of her knee. what an oinker.

  12. KIKI

    Aww. I actually like Brit Brit in the lead pic. She looks like a little kid excited to get her sugar burger!

  13. cheese

    SHe looks absolutely terrible!!!!!!!!!

  14. vdls

    Gross ugly and stupid. Money will never buy class or taste in her case.

  15. TimO

    Big Fatty. If you continue to post pics of her, I will gouge my own eyes out and mail them to you. if I can find an envelope after.

  16. OK, first of all leave the McRib where it is. Bring back the McDLT!!! Now about Brit: I love McDonalds and if all it takes to get into Brit’s pants is dinner there then I have a whole new appreciation of her. But as for the pants part, that guy is welcome to her.

  17. BigGirlCry

    Of course she always gets what she wants. She is the big cry innocent, naive baby girl! You don’t need heavy makeup, get your hair done before a fast food feast! By the way, the hair look great, punky, spiky after a great xxxx! Now I can copycat her, go for McD, cheaper than Starbuck! Great job, Brit!

  18. julie

    it always amazes me how much people scour over the pictures on this site. everyone’s always complaining about knees and shit. strange.

  19. This site

    Most of the men on this site are homosexuals. Not one heterosexual man on the planet would deny having sex with most of the women here. Yes we can pick apart anyone with the greatest of ease, from Jesus Christ (who is a featured joke here for the obvious reason) to Amy Skankhouse.
    Please get back to your masturbations. That’s all.

  20. toys4kids

    Where’s the sports car that she bought? Making a great comeback, supposing making millions and still on the casket-looking car? Extorted and can’t even buy another toyboy as father to kids? Pay for a toyboy that she bought to get toykids, pay ransom to toykids held hostage by terrorist in American nation, so democratic? Messy hair = insanity and drug addiction, do we need psychiatrist and doctors? Persecute all the doctors for their incompetency and let go the greedy, evil doers who demand for payment to be parent to their own kids?

  21. anon

    haha, #19 is a virgin.
    Way to hide it by overcompensating.
    and 20 she’s the dead beat parent in the family. She needs to buy k-fed his next twinkie to play mum to the kids.

  22. Rachell

    lol wow, when did she start dating Dogg the bounty hunter?

  23. Urbanspaceman, keep the Hot side hot and the cold side cold. The McDLT still exists as the big and tasty just without the pain in the ass styro container it was originally in.

  24. Rasputins Liver

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    Hahahahahahaaaa!!!

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    Whatta country-ghetto shitpile she is!!!

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    If he’s dumb enough to hang with her, date her, pork her, nosh on her skanky cunny and even…lawks, lawks….make it legal and all, y’all, why he deserves the misery she comes with.

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  25. Rasputins Liver

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    Hahahahahahaaaa!!!

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    Whatta country-ghetto shitpile she is!!!

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    If he’s dumb enough to hang with her, date her, pork her, nosh on her skanky cunny and even…lawks, lawks….make it legal and all, y’all, why he deserves the misery she comes with.

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  26. turd da third

    Looks like its that time of the month…..and I don’t mean valentine’s day! What a cow.. mooooooooooooooooo

  27. Adderall makes me gay!

    MWA HAA HAA HAA, THOSE FOOOOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THEY LET ME BACK IN, THEY WILL NEVER LEARN.
    HA HA. I AND MY MINIONS SHALL RULE THIS SITE
    WITH TYRANNY AND STRIKE DOWN ALL WHO GET
    IN OUR WAY. COME MY LITTLE SWEETIES AND LET
    US FEAST UPON THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED WHO
    DARE TO ENTER THIS SITE!!!! AHH HAA HAA HAA HAA

    ‘Lightning & thunder boom, as the screech of bats and
    the flapping of their wings is heard’ ‘And then ……..

  28. ...

    She always looks tormented by the paps. :(

  29. Ally

    She probably should give up the fast food for health reasons but the only reason people are mean to her is because of her looks.

    She still is the most successful female pop star right now and everyone hates on her because she doesn’t make looks her priority. She is just being herself – she’s a down to earth small town girl. She isn’t Paris Hilton and that’s a good thing. She’s still the same person she was before she just makes her own decisions now rather than having stylists dress her and make her look perfect. At least she knows who her real friends are.

    Fine she’s put on weight and doesn’t dress well but she’s still the same person so stop hating her just because she’s not starving herself anymore.

  30. Insatiable Peter

    Shit. 1999 is as far away as 1909 for this burger/semen repository.

  31. Tire Swing

    Forget some 30-mile zone: she lives in a 15-mile line between Calabasas and Malibu Colony.

  32. blair

    honestly, let her alone. who hasn’t been to mdD’s? w/e.

  33. I don’t care what she want. I want see Britney nude.

  34. Perhaps Britney wanted she & Jason to be low key so a crowd of papparazzi would not be following. All who make negative comments should follow the advice of Chris Crocker. “Leave Britney alone!!!!!!!!!”

  35. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Wow, her hair actually looks better than someone else’s hair beside her.

  36. Gorilla Greg

    Just ask yourselves: would you trade your life with hers, if you could? Now that you’ve seen what that pile of money gets you?

    One public meltdown (and a near bankruptcy dive) later, she’s still one of the most followed-around, famous people on the planet. And she looks fuckin’ miserable, all the time, every time.

  37. twentyfourbyseven

    Do you need a 24/7 hair stylist, 24/7 food nutritionist, 24/7 fitness trainer that even queen Elizabeth and the President don’t get it? Obama and wife will be accused of abusing corporate funds just like what they did to Palin. Nothing much had changed since last year – terrorism, unemployment, displeasure still exist!

  38. FoolWho

    #21, are you kidding – Mr K-fed play “mum to kids”, by not there 24/7? His lawyer told you so? Do you need a paid woman playing step mum to kids that you can’t bang for 2 yrs? Money tie the c-ck? How degrading it is for a “party” man to lock up with kids, eat their leftovers till he ballooned. Jobless and pay for fitness club, abusing alimony? All kinds of clubbing are for those who can afford, not the use of “extorted” money for lavish lifestyle. How degrading is a legal system to be abused for such a degraded man? Abusing a legal system is a serious crime in whatever way it’s being played and here you are extorting from someone you claimed “incapable as a mother and a human being”.

  39. WhyTheHellNot

    THAT is the best she can do?!?!? And I too liked the lead photo. Looks like she was taking it up the *ss.

  40. Rasputins Liver

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    You can easily see it in her eyes in that lead pic.

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    Bitch is crazier than crazy. She’s flat out whacked.

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  41. anon

    wow #38
    you have just described every ex-wife.
    Don’t forget he has the custody not her so a father isn’t what the kids need. They have one its a mother they need. One who they can pick out between the nannies she employs to do the real caring for when she’s has her few days with them.
    If what you say is true there will be far more women in prison but there aren’t.
    And when did I say
    “incapable as a mother and a human being”
    I never did. making things up are we know. You have zero credibility.
    Tell me did you miss locking the kids up? breaking every rule of the legal system you so desperately want to protect because little miss queen bee is above all that?

  42. jose

    YESSSS! Thats my brit, lookin so hot n sexy. Givin the guys a lil of your sweet sweet tits. Youll always be the hottest.

  43. InRetailTherapy

    Pic #9 – So when did Britney start dating Billy Bob Thornton? “We did it in the car on the way to Mickey D’s, y’all!”

  44. FoolWho2

    When I mentioned “you”, I don’t mean “you” – it’s in general. Are you aware placing someone under c-ship is deeming someone “seriously incapable” and abusing that kind of “human rights in a democratic world”, prisoners don’t pay for kids visitation or any kind of support for their kids? A full custodian can ONLY be awarded to a parent (who is not a housewife during marriage) who is proven capable to take care of the kids, without the need of alimony, not legal extortion from exes. Otherwise, kids should be placed under a guardian, paid equally by both parents. If a man want to take the role of a woman, either change sex or change your kids’ last name to be legally deem a woman with woman’s right to kids after divorce and settlement for kids.

    Protecting kids = exploiting their mother for own financial gains? How so to have kids jeer in school and psychologically abused like their mother = protection? Endless custody battle because the poorer ex-spouse do not need to pay legal fees? Childcare support is for the child, not the adult to live lavishly and not for ex-spouses to feed any other exes, future kids etc., pay for visitation rights, pay for traveling expenses?

  45. mum4love

    #41, kids do need a father, a father as a role model, not one who extorted from their mother! In general, mothers are for comfort, caring and love. That’s why men don’t fight over kids to avoid kids taking advantage of the situation to overrule their parents. Something’s wrong with the man if he claimed “love of kids” over women. Something wrong with a man if he claimed he can get along with his exes and his parent-in-law but not the wife.

  46. WhatSRight

    #41, It was claimed that Miss Spears placed herself above the law by not listening to what her lawyers told her to do. Do what – shut and locked herself with kids 24/7 in 2007, get bg and nannies to buy food, attend endless court trial, endless drug testing with no proven results because there were actually none, endless psychiatric evaluation (another method) because there were no drugs or abuses found, endless monitored visitation with an intruder inside your home with kids, exploiting her private life? If a bg can’t even get the right starbuck coffee flavor (claimed by the sacked bg) that Miss Spears wanted, how could he do anything right? A legal system assisted someone to seek vengeance on his ex-spouse by exploiting his own kids for his own financial gains, taking advantage of media propaganda? Ask yourself – if you are also being put in such situation, what would you do?

  47. Natalia

    Brit is a sweet!!. Eat very much!. But your ass is great. im lesbian!. And like make hots positions for Brit. She is nice. Beatiful butt!!, boobs. Terrible singer!!. But body great!!. Kisses and add me girls: virgi79les@hotmail.com. From Argentina, Buenos Aires, on Tagged: Natalia-Perra, no Facebook or Twitter.

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  50. Looks like its that time of the month…..

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