To absolutely no one’s surprise, here’s Britney Spears enjoying her idea of a fancy meal on Valentine’s Day: Big Macs, y’all! I think my favorite part of these shots is the miserable look on Jason Trawick’s face as he realizes he’s trying to bang his way into an inheritance that’s perpetually funding California’s fast food industry. No, really, I can’t even imagine the sex between these two. Mostly because the thought of getting a horribly hidden McNugget sauce stuck on the end of my penis both terrifies and arouses me.
NOTE: Also included pics of Britney on Saturday because it’s important we document her bralessness. For future generations.