Britney Spears has a hearing on Monday that will determine the fate of her custody battle with Kevin Federline. Insiders say that if Britney pulls a no-show or is uncooperative with the commissioner, Kevin will have permanent legal custody of the children. TMZ reports:
What’s more, police sources tell TMZ that Commissioner Scott Gordon will hear firsthand eyewitness accounts of last Thursday’s breakdown from LAPD, firefighters and paramedics who were on scene. We’re told they’re not going to paint a pretty picture.
Also, we’ve learned the L.A County Sheriff’s Department isn’t taking any chances — they’re ready for anything. If Brit Brit loses it in court, they’ll be there to “handle” the situation.
So, am I safe in saying Britney is totally getting TASER’d on Monday? In the meantime, I included pics of Britney returning home from Mexico last night. The NY Daily News says she fled the country with Adnan Ghalib because her parents want to put her in a mental institution. But, hey, let’s make sure Britney has one more chance to be around the children. The little scamps love playing hostage!
sluts rule | January 11, 2008 at 1:09 pm
idiot
bimbo steve | January 11, 2008 at 1:09 pm
first
kirsten | January 11, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Nice forehead.
Jimbo | January 11, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Look judge, I can be a good mother. Even my dog says so
diet pepsi | January 11, 2008 at 1:13 pm
i hope she doesn’t hurt the puppy.
she COULD be such pretty girl… but she should NOT have another chance at the kids anytime soon.
Shallow Val | January 11, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Commissioner Gordon? That’s frigging priceless. Batman, anyone?
She looks like I did last night after taking that fourth shot of Jack….
Jim | January 11, 2008 at 1:17 pm
OMG NIPPLE??!
Lush Spice | January 11, 2008 at 1:21 pm
She disgusts me. It’s absolutely pathetic that a 26 year old grown ass woman with endless resources is so self absorbed that she is not even allowed to be alone with her children. Then to parade around like she’s so fucking cool and sexy…WTF? I would love to kidney punch her ass and kick her out of the country.
p0nk | January 11, 2008 at 1:22 pm
give her 5 minutes with the kids and her and Gonads Ghraib will head back to mexico with them.
Gerald_Tarrant | January 11, 2008 at 1:23 pm
She won’t show. No one tells Britney what to do. No one. So let’s set up another date after she misses this one for a double secret probation hearing. Boy, when they acquitted OJ I thought the LA court system was perfect. This has proven me that they have now become the best courts in the land.
Rick | January 11, 2008 at 1:24 pm
By my count, that’s a total of 387 chances more than a dad would have received.
Bubbles | January 11, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Anyone in NYC right now. Look out the window, it’s like fucking London out there.
FRIST!!! | January 11, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I thought she broke up with that dude. Ok, I officially don’t believe ANYTHING on here anymore. Jamie Lynn…not pregnant, K-Fed, not wanting to produce, Hayden Pantyhose, not a midget..
Spazz | January 11, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Looking good Brit.
lilkutie | January 11, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Stupid stupid stupid. If she wasn’t a celebrity, she would NOT have yet ANOTHER chance. What crap.
Synthia | January 11, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I’m happy that Britney and Adnan are still together! They make a gorgeous couple. I think it’s a new beginning for her! Go Brit-Brit!!!
Bubbles | January 11, 2008 at 1:27 pm
12 – LOL
Andrew | January 11, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Having gathered anough evidence by now that we can reasonably assume that both parents are total lunatics
We ‘ll have so see further and for no on concentrate us only on the children by keeping the children’s best interest in mind…
Considering the few left options:
A Mutual Shared Adoption by Dr Phil and Oprah would be the next best logical choice…
That is of course unless Brat and Angelina are willing…
pointandlaugh | January 11, 2008 at 1:29 pm
oh would that be the best Christmas present if Britney was TASER’D in court? HAHAHAHA “Don’t TAZE me commish!”
Gil | January 11, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Britney will be so pissed if she no-shows and all they do is reschedule. By now she must be asking her lawyer if it’s possible to petition directly to lose child custody.
deaconjones | January 11, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Whats with the jowls????
Reggie Bush | January 11, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Why give her a last chance? Its clear she doesn’t want them doesn’t turn up for hearings and depositions etc why are they even bothering. Give them to Kevin already let her see them under supervision but please the circus must end, yesterday.
Gerald_Tarrant | January 11, 2008 at 1:36 pm
19- Ahahaha, “don’t taze me bro” is running through my head now. Thanks.
Jimbo | January 11, 2008 at 1:39 pm
It looks like Britney needs a shave. I think all those drugs she is doing is turning her into the bearded lady..
me | January 11, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Bullshit. She could dunk Jayden in hot caramel, and eat him like a candy apple and she’d still have a chance to get Sean-Preston back in the eyes of the retarded judge on this case. Seriously, what more would she have to do to fuck this up.
moobs | January 11, 2008 at 1:44 pm
do what’s truly “best for the kids” and keep them away from their whore train wreck of a mother.
/hates your kids
Mensa | January 11, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Sorry I’ve been gone all day, D. Richards. Did you miss me?
Matthew | January 11, 2008 at 1:46 pm
ONE MORE FREAKING CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!! come ob judge you could be more dumber she don’t want them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just give them to capt.redneck so he could take care of them instade of the trainwreck used to be pop-star…britney::I am git one more chance to see my kids hey cleatus get the moonshine party ready…..the judge trainwreck
Jenny | January 11, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Can’t she just stay home for a day?
Where is she going all the time? Every day? Stay home, Britney!! Stay home and get healthy!! Then go to your court thingy on Monday and sort this out!
*sigh* and this will fall on deaf ears
Danny | January 11, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Ya know, she’s actually _ugly_ these days! such a shame.
Shallow Val | January 11, 2008 at 1:50 pm
You guys have got to see this…….
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/video/2008/jan/10/polar.bear.cub.germany.zoo
The Office Whore | January 11, 2008 at 1:52 pm
28-matthew- I’m guessing you are Captain Redneck? Although, that might be too gracious.. you are certainly the captain of something……say, captain of the 2nd grade?
anon | January 11, 2008 at 1:55 pm
28 – “could be more dumber”
“More dumber;” hmmm…..I need to find the perfect comeback for that one but I can’t. YOu DO know that when you add an “er” after an adjective it means it’s extending the effect of the word to imply it is even more than it’s initial meaning.
Holy United States educational system going to hell in a handbasket, Batman.
jrz | January 11, 2008 at 1:55 pm
For the sake of those children, someone please lock her in a House of Mirrors type place that day so she’s a guaranteed No Show……..please!
The Office Whore | January 11, 2008 at 1:56 pm
VAL- I see your adorable cub and raise you a dancing dog!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PSAWbiWJclo
Val is Shallow | January 11, 2008 at 2:02 pm
35 – DAMN, I can’t see it. Frigging filters.
Texas Tranny | January 11, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Ok, Whore, I’ll see your dancing dog and raise you a talking dog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tvwqTfES3o
ele | January 11, 2008 at 2:05 pm
poor brit… what happened w her nails?? she used to be my second idol when i was a child… so sad.
Zid | January 11, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Damn…she’s gotten so ugly, she actually belongs with a towelheaded sand nigga. If she gets any uglier and completely disregards hygiene, she’ll be ready to become a lesbian.
I'm Just Saying . . . | January 11, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Hey ANON #33 –
You might want to lay off the poking-fun-at-others-for-poor-grammar until you figure out that whole there’s-no-apostrophe-in-”its”-when-used-as-a-possessive thing.
you suck at life | January 11, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Britney please:
1. dump “boyfriend”
2. take parentling classes
4. get an alarm clock and Blackberry (to make your court dates)
5. get treatment
6. go to therapy
7. get a new lawyer
8. Call your mom
9. get a trainer
10. go on diet
11. get a stylist (for the love of God!!!)
12. order proactive
13. get rid of extensions
14. wax your eyebrows
15. get it together
GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT YOU STUPID BITCH!!!
Love,
Your Life Coach
proctologist | January 11, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Those stubby sausage fingers are too disgusting for words.
They **LOOK ** like they smell like taliban ass.
you suck at life | January 11, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Yes, yes… I messed up the count re-ordering the list. Sorry.
anon | January 11, 2008 at 2:25 pm
40- That was a total mistake. I know where an apostrophe belongs, so nyah!
BunnyButt | January 11, 2008 at 2:26 pm
This is a different dog, isn’t it? The other one was a tan and black yorkie, this one’s a white whatever. What happened to the other dog? Did it fall asleep in a bag of Cheetos, only to disappear down Britney’s gullet? Alas, I see this one is no cleaner than the other. For the love of Jesus and all the saints in heaven, someone save the critters from Brit.
p0nk | January 11, 2008 at 2:26 pm
#20 Gil, well played!
Xanthia | January 11, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Dear Britney:
#1: It is called a bra – there are even people trained to help you get one that fits properly – and they come in flesh tone so you can stop searing the poor publics cornea’s;
#2: Nice whisker burn on the chin there – although it doesn’t appear that Abul or whatever the hell his name is has a beard. Or a shadow of a beard so where the hell did THAT come from? The gardener???
#3: It is called SOAP. They even have it in gas station restrooms – PLEASE use some on that huge shiny-ass forehead! Hell, use it everywhere. You never look like you have actually bathed. And it’s a sure bet by now that Lysol is not covering up the smell anymore.
and finally
#4: I truly – TRULY look forward to the pictures of you wigging out when the Commissioner finally does what any other self-respecting Family Law Judge would have already done, and gives the boys to Fed-Ex permanently and wipes the floor with your delusional ego!
~ There will be a HUGE party at my place to watch, drink and laugh~
Dan | January 11, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Damn it! Someone already mentioned Batman. In any case, Comissioner Gordon needs to throw up the Bat Signal so Batman can come lay a beatdown on Britney.
kayla | January 11, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Why are they even giving this wacko another chance wasn’t her last over and done with.. give it a rest already if she wasn’t a celebrity she would have all those chances. And chances are she’s going to fuck it up again! When will these fudgers learn!
priscilla | January 11, 2008 at 2:40 pm
i hope she doesnt show, for the childrens sake.