In maybe the most powerful work of journalism ever, Us magazine asks the the daring question: “Is Britney Spears Bipolar?” They consulted a psychologist who’s never actually seen Britney and let her go wild with speculation:
“Her erratic behavior has moved into bipolar disorder. Your energy level and emotions alternate between highs and lows, and that seems to have happened here. It seems that Britney has a mood disorder. She strikes me as someone going through a delayed adolescence.”
Powerful powerful stuff. Especially coming from somebody’s who’s never actually treated Britney. Hey, you know who else hasn’t treated Britney? Me. So here’s my professional opinion: she’s fucking nuts.
First
FIRST!!!!!!1
(Dream on, #2) I’m bipolar, and I kinda like Britney. I like her dead, cut into pieces, etc, etc. J/k, I really am sympathetic towards her… killer. Cus there will be one. Might be me, but I love her. Or maybe I don’t. I dunno.
They needed a psychiatrist to tell us that she’s got a mental health issue?? Anyone with a psych class under their belt can tell that!
No shit! WTF does that piece of shit doctor know about Brit Brit. We all know she is not bipolar. She is just a misunderstood woman who never really know who loves her and who can be trusted. We should all send her our prayers and positive thoughts. And you should all send me a six-pack of beer and some Funyuns.
thanks
I love it when “experts” try to claim to be experts and make diagnoses on people they’ve never actually met or had any real contact with. Any respectable professional would never do something like. This expert is just as big a fake as Britney!
NO YER NOT!
Oh, and #1, that was really loserish of you. But #2, you’re an even bigger douche. You guys must feel real special.
Bi-Polar? Naw….. Hooked on cocaine or Crystal Meth? Bingo!
When this is all said and done, the truth will come out. She is addicted to one or the other….
#8, shut up & smoke my joint, mr.expert.
That makes sense, she does exhibit classic symptoms of the manic-depressive disorder. You know what else? She’s a spoiled talentless slut, who was famous because of brainless 13-year old mall rats, and who now feels entitled to money, fame and adoration. Can’t wait to see her lose custody of her poor kids, and be locked up in a crazy house.
I HATE BRITNEY, she is a waste of talent. Oh wait she does not have any talent so I guess she is just a waste.
it can not be said enough…….the girl is heinous….
Congratulations on being first. WHat do you want, a medal?
Behavior doesnt just “move” into bi-polar disorder. Bi-polar is an imbalance, a condition that exists, not just evolves. Did this person get thier MD in a cracker jack box?
Brit has a fucking substance abuse problem. She has a self esteem problem. She has a depression problem (brought on by substance abuse) but she does not have a BI POLAR problem.
Bi Polar chicks are hot and fuck your brains out and claw your back and love you one night, then smear thier faces with lipstick and cry in the corner and slash your tires the next. Bi Polar chicks arent fat. Bi Polar chicks are fun. Brittany is……well,……just a fat trailer park hag. Not even close.
#14, your ass in a plate. Can that be managed? Thx
#10, please man, you’re too excited about getting to post first, like a douche, to even have the time to roll it for me. That’s sad man, real fucking sad. Besides, if you were high, I’m sure you woulda thought of something much more interesting to post than your douchebag “first” comment, ya know?
“your ass in a plate”
Seriously what does that even mean?
#17, If I wrote anything longer than “First” I would let Mr.Second be first, and that cannot be, not in my watch. Also, i think what’s really sad is when haters like you come here and start insulting everyone else. Now those are some really smart comments, asshole. Too much smoke in your brains I guess.
Hey Fish – are you like a doctor or something? I think you’re diagnosis was spot on!
I sued to be bi-polar, then I wasn’t
Screw this fat brittany trailer park shit. I want more bikinis, more nipples, more ass, and more celebrity camel toes, and I want them RIGHT NOW.
I would love to see Britney during her “lows”. Do you think she sits in a chair in a dark room crying and contemplating suicide? If not, is there anything we can do to make it happen?
And who the hell smokes hash anymore anyways? KEEF IS KING.
She is a fine example of mouth breathing trash.
I’m with the addiction rather than mental disorder. Brit’s going to end up fat and alone, after losing her kids, and dying from an overdose before she’s 40. Anyone smell an Anna Nicole replay coming?
And we haters don’t “insult everyone else.” We only insult lame asses who have nothing better to say than, and live solely for being, FIRST. Dorks,
Ok, that was was all fricken hilarious and had me LMAO!!!….”delayed adolescence”…never thought of that one before, but makes sense. “She’s fucking nuts”…yeh, have to say I did think of that one before, but it was so blunt it still cracked me up big time. Thank you fishy!
#19, hahahahahahaha, “haters”?! Yo man, you have to be jealous of someone to be a hater…and yeah, we’re all jealous of you buddy, woo fuckin hoo, you got to be first, you’re awesome! Loser. See man, if you had let Mr. Second be first, then instead of ragging on you, we could all be calling him a douchebag, and you could be joining in the fun.
And btw, it’s called the Superficial – Because You’re Ugly…the whole point is to insult people, all people, celebs, stupid posters, whoever. Don’t take shit so personally man. And besides, I’m not insulting “everyone”. I’m only insulting dumbasses who think it’s funny to post first. Cuz you’re an idiot. Fair enough?
Speedy AlkaSeltzer was a bi-carbonate. Nobody noticed…
Yo, TS, who are you and why do you keep stealing my thoughts!!!! Stay outta my head haha!!!!!!!!
the psychologist is bound by an ethic code that forces him to say that he had never treated her (because he hasn’t).
but honestly, i have said this from the beginning… but i think it is a result of drug use/alcohol.
Thirty FIRST!! WOOHOOO, FUCKING RIGHT I AM! Sorry- I got excited- must be the delayed adolescense- or bi-polar- or faggotish tendancies rubbing off on me from all the shitheads that make posting as # 1 their biggest accomplishment of the day. -
#29, you’re boring me already, as you keep saying the same shit with different words. It’s okay to insult celebs, as they wont ever get back at you because, well, you’re a nobody. On the other hand, you insult me, and i’ll have to say that you’re an useless parasitic asshole who ironically calls me an idiot. Go insult your mother, or get a job or something, I think you’ve got some repressed feelings in there. Then again, I’m just guessing here. The only thing i don’t have to speculate about is how much of an unpleasant human(?) being you are.
Apparently FUCKING RIGHT I’M NOT- 33rd!! it’s gay at any rate… if I could type faster or had less to say my point woulda made more sense… fuck it.
#34, “you’re boring me”…spoken like a true loser with nothing better to say. And yes, I do keep saying the same thing over again, cuz you just don’t seem to get it. You, on the other hand, are just trying to be randomly insulting by saying things in which you have no basis at all. That just makes you a bigger idiot. But keep on believing baby, keep on reaching for those stars, keep on striving to be first and making all your friends, family and loved ones so very proud!
It’s also kind of funny how I’ve only insulted you, whereas you’ve been nothing but rude and insulting to me, TS, poster #2, and, in fact, you said you’d like to see Britney cut up in to little pieces. Yeah, you’ve got issues man. But I’m the unpleasant human hahaha?!
Anyways, like I said, stop taking things so personally. Shit, it’s a celebrity trashing website, just role with the punches and enjoy yourself man. And you’re right, this topic is getting boring (it can be tiring repeating yourself over again to someone who just doesn’t get it), so I’m good to be done with it if you are…
15 – doomhammer
Well said Mr. Hammer. As a person who RAN FOR HER LIFE from N/A meetings after getting sick of hearing sooooo many addicts say how they were “diagnosed as being bi-polar/dperessed/schizophrenic(that’s my fave)” I totally concur with your blog. Self-diagnosis is what it is so they can have an excuse to take Xanax “because it’s not drug abuse if it’s doctor prescribed.”
Fucking Yabbos.
Yet another crutch for a self-centered cootch.
She strikes me as someone going through a delayed adolescence.”
That’s funny, she strikes me as a once-marginally-talented whitetrash brat who was raised by an uber stage mother who was never told NO in her life.
“Fucking nuts”
Is that a medical term?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m a schizophrenic
And so am I.
why must there always be this constant spin on the state of the famous. Cant just let individuals be individuals? Is it that Hollywood would be boring and less profitable if every butt dimple or sign of age wasn’t pounced on like an angry mob. I mean lets take it easy here, wtf did Britney do but make alot of money being an entertainer. Yea her behavior differs a bit from the norm why dont yall give the girl a break. Shes a human being and didnt do shit to you lol. Personally i just miss that hot little bod she used to strut around. Thats the only thing ill give her shit for.. You was damn sexy girl. Give all these sad vampires the finger and be you, youll work out your probs. These stupid fucks are just trying to convince themselves that even the famous are as fucked up as they are.
Bi-polar…. Give me a fucking break…
Her problems in order or importance…
1. Completely spoiled and never told NO…
2. Massive cocaine, dope, X, and alchohal issues.
3. Zero concept of humility and total attitude of entitlement
This bitch deserves every bad thing that has happened and the rest to come…
yeah, shes nuts
I love the primary-school wit so rampant on these boards.
BTW #40 – schizophrenia and multiple personalities are completely separate conditions and very rarely coincide. So far I’ve seen only one (rather unattractive) personality in Britney, but much evidence of schizophrenia (paranoia, delusions). That’s my English graduate student diagnosis, woohoo.
And “Dr. Expert” just raised his feel schedule since he’s been published now.
And the good Dr. ruled out drug addiction how?
The saga continues ….
Sorry … “fee schedule”.
Well, Nicky…if we’re not sophisticated enough for you, there’s the little X on the top of your screen….feel free to click it and haul ass, fuckbag!
ok who ever this stupid fuckin HASH guy is needs to fuckin chill!!! seriosly grow up loser. shoot, people talk about britney i can imagine hash bein some cereal KILLER!!!
That woman is just a dumb and ugly and fat oiece of shit. Thats all there is 2 say.
Being first is sweet, you lame asses are just jealous that you couldn’t be first. No one here has any fucking incite and these ridiculous stories so who cares if someone is proud to be first. Thats more of an accomplishment than the shit that comes out of most of your brains. fucking losers