Britney Spears has deflated boobs

May 24th, 2007 // 132 Comments
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Britney Spears was spotted in Hollywood once again at Millennium Dance Studios. And maybe I’ve just forgotten what breasts are supposed to look like, but those things don’t look right at all. She looks like she got breast implants, only the doctor called in sick and they sent in a chimpanzee to perform the surgery instead.

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  1. mia

    *addicted*

  2. adeliza

    #98 you are right. I stand corrected. I just get so filled with glee when I can dog out these folks, that sometimes I see things that aren’t there. Like in photo #1..isn’t that an outline of a dick? I KNOW she must have one!

  3. yolatengo

    #91

    HAH!! funny. maybe too funny, i got funny stairs from my co-workers with my cakle

  4. mia

    Also, there is not a lot of post about men here. Lets post some Sisco Adler, David Hasselhoff, Justin timberlake, tobey mcguire. Lets make fun of them too. Enough about jessica and jessica, and britney, and misha.

  5. yolatengo

    oops. stares. yes i can spell (usually)

  6. meh

    Her boobs are saggy, so what? She had two kids. That is what happens to boobs after having children. She should consider a bra though.

  7. mia

    I think that everybody agree on the fact that she should wear a bra. Yes she had two kids. Yes breasts can’t fight agains gravity. But that doesn’t excuse her lack of good taste.

  8. ladybrynne

    @96 That’s not what every woman’s breasts look like after having breastfed their baby. Only if they didn’t have sufficient support. Its not the act of breastfeeding that causes the breasts to sag, its the heaviness of the milk and the increased weight can cause the ligaments that support them to stretch. If you wear a good supportive bra, you should be able to avoid the sag. I’d show a pic of my breasts as proof, but I don’t know how to link my pic :P

  9. Ambrse311

    #21

    She NEVER had implants. She started out at 15 w/ 15 yr old smallish boobs. She went through puberty and (look at her mom’s jugs – she quit endowed in that area) her breasts grew. She then had babies and they grew again, now they are a bit saggy, but they aren’t horrible. BUT SHE DOES NEED TO WEAR A DAMN BRA!!!

  10. Clauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u bitch!

  11. kini

    Ok…I want to know why Brit’s little girlfriend can’t talk her into wearing something decent looking. I mean her friend is dressed great i.e. her sneakers are clean, her jeans fit nicely, and her shirt covers everything up! Then again who is she to say something to Brit when it is obvious that Brit is making the poor girl wear baseball caps all of the time.

  12. cate

    I’m not an expert (considering I’m 18 and, thank GOD Ive never been pregnant,) but isnt that what happens after youve had kids and breastfed and stuff? Not a big deal to me.

    But I still hate her.

  13. You have two babies and see if your breasts don’t sag. Oh, I forgot, you’re a man. Well, you have other parts that gravity will make sag.

  14. kris

    she look pretty good! leave her alone!

  15. jemfysh

    There is no way Britney breastfed her kids. I had a baby five months ago and you need to breastfeed every three hours, which would mean she’d actually have to be in close proximity to her babies throughout the day and night. Also, you need to wear a bra 24/7 to hold the nipple shields in place and prevent leaks. Breastfeeding Britney? Did.Not.Happen.

  16. That’s what happens when you have 2 kids

  17. alex

    have you ever seen an actual woman naked? in real life? this is what most womens tits look like. no, she did not breat feed and yes, she should wear a bra if they aren’t perky but this is hardly news

  18. DahliaRose

    Doesn’t she know that burning your bra went out with the ’60s. Just look at her breasts, they are almost down to her waist. I have a 90 year old great grandmother that looks better.

  19. mayla

    News flash! After breast feeding two kids your breasts don’t look like playboy material. Give her a break!

  20. She has had two kids back to back. What do you expect?

  21. I expect her to look nice , after all she is a freakin millionaire…I also expect her to pay attention to the kidz and stop acting like shez f’n 12. And for Godsakez, stop wearing those chezzy wigz, U look like a f’n 5 yr. old playing with mommiez old wigz.!!

  22. I think she looks hot. I like raw, saggy boobies.
    http://www.shufflelovers.com

  23. I expect her to look nice, after all she is a freakin millionaire

    Maybe she doesn’t want to be bothered with surgical techniques to “correct” and enhance her breasts? Besides, if she did invest in surgeries, you’d be jumping all over her for that. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

    .I also expect her to pay attention to the kidz and stop acting like shez f’n 12.

    I expect all of that too. However, this post was addressing attacking her breasts, not her parenting skills and maturity (or lack thereof). Therefore I am only focusing on the subject at hand – her breasts.

  24. Don

    Britney’s boobs are stretched out because she had her impants removed and she had 2 kids. This used up nappy headed ho is officially a wasted hasbeen.

  25. moe

    SHES FUCKIN UGLY!

  26. Roop

    NEWSFLASH: Whomever writes the Superficial…probably has never seen a girl naked. Ah, pontificating virgins we’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.

  27. Booboo

    Man, she’s had 2 kids… what do you expect? No wonder the poor girl’s losing her mind with people talking shit on her. She looks pretty good compared to 95% of the human race. Keep it real.

  28. Candace

    I have breast implants as well and I have had a child. My breasts look just like Britney’s. There is nothing wrong with the surgeon or her breasts. She looks great, just like I do.
    When you have a child (or 2), a lot of things change. Its just a part of life and obviously even a celebrity can’t escape some reality.

  29. ron

    wow.so what!?
    theyre just boobs
    cant she do what she want with them
    without people talking shit?
    gimmi a break

  30. trolaay

    k-fed did a good job on fucking her brain out and sucking her tits dry…lol

  31. grey s

    I think that anyone that posts something like this needs to get a life

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