Britney Spears has deflated boobs

May 24th, 2007 // 132 Comments
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Britney Spears was spotted in Hollywood once again at Millennium Dance Studios. And maybe I’ve just forgotten what breasts are supposed to look like, but those things don’t look right at all. She looks like she got breast implants, only the doctor called in sick and they sent in a chimpanzee to perform the surgery instead.

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  1. LiLSourdough

    Ewww…she’s a horrible person inside and out!

  2. lady-croft

    second :P

  3. This is somehow news?
    This is like posting on the pope wearing a silly hat, that the sky is blue and that Lindsay Lohan is stupid…haha. Oh yeah, that’s quite funny actually.
    Did anybody else see Paula Abdul’s boobs looking freaky? If not click above. Now those are boobs interesting enough to post on. Or…you know…not post because it’s totally gross and you’d rather see 57 fat, women in their 70′s naked.

  4. Madame Noir

    omg, she looks like a middle age trailer trash.

  5. C

    She had two babies. Your body doesn’t stay “perfect” after having two children so close together.

    She looks real, not plastic. I like it.

  6. Petite

    OH, COME ON!

    At least they are REAL!

    Having a baby means giving up a lot of things in life, including YOUR BREASTS!

    She’ll probably get them “fixed” soon.

  7. Ok, who the FUCK trolled me on the Jessica Simpson post??!!?? That url was fucking SICK!!! I only posted once, then had to go, so Jimbo, if you read this tomorrow, the one where I say “veggi!” that wasn’t me.
    My new job sucks. I can’t get on here much anymore. Oooohhh, but maybe tomorrow I can, cause I think the office is closed!!! Yayyyyyy!!!!!
    Oh, I need a life.

  8. cs

    Anyone else notice she’s not wearing any underwear?

  9. HelloRussia

    Who is that girl she’s been photographing with so much lately? Is that her “gal-pal”? Britney’s boobs went the way of her career apparently.

  10. PLEASE. GIVE THE WOMAN A BREAK !

    PEOPLE DON’T HAVE ANY RESPECT AT ALL THESE DAY’S FOR ANYTHING.

    THATS WHERE THE WORLD IS GOING..

    CHEERS,

    UNIVERSAL PLAYER

  11. She breast feeds not as bad of a parent as thought those are real

  12. Alayney

    Nah, how about we DON’T give her a break! She can afford the psychotherapy. What kind of a pig walks on their pants like that?

  13. susie

    I have been thinking about how much people harsh on women on this site. There really are not NEARLY as many negative threads about men looking like shit. It’s a TOTAL DOUBLE STANDARD.. way out of proportion. It’s normal in our stupid society to pick on women. Hey if she is breastfeeding, good for her. I think if any of these asshole women or men who are ragging on breasts actually had breastfed a baby they would realize boobs take on a different meaning…they werent created to make grown men happy. Babies don’t give a shit what they look like as long as they have milk and a loving mom attached to them. Any woman who gives birth and is a good mother deserves an award because it’s the hardest job there is. All of you had moms, right? Show some respect. I don’t know if Britney is a decent mom but it’s stupid to make fun of her tits…she had two kids, obviously they’re not going to look perky and taut. All of the people who are hating real mom boobs were prob. bottle fed and PISSED about it. It really is time to sow some respect and not SHAME for the things that feed our babies the best!!!! Americans can be so fucking SHALLOW! Make fun of her crappy taste, not her tits!

  14. bitch

    her wig is looking disgustingly ratty. and the walking on the pants thing- god, how trailer-trash!

  15. susie

    show some respect, not sow some respect…really bad typo!

  16. caveman

    pictures #3 & #6 scream mongoloid retard, true story, look it up.

  17. BarbadoSlim

    Blegh, I’m bored with clitney and her floppy udders.

  18. She is trash. But she is the prettiest girl in the trailer park.

  19. Lenna

    I think she looks awesome…

    Go Britney!!!!

  20. Hemlock Queen

    First: fake tits
    Second: Preggos, twice, and breast fed
    Third: Weight loss. Badly

    Result…. Fucked up sagging tit bags inside of Brit Brit’s breasts. eew.

  21. BigMeatMike

    With those tatoos she looks like the worn out mom you see at the rodeo.

  22. DingDong

    Susie (#14),
    Shut your fat, stinky, thick meat curtain having twat up. I’ll say whatever I want about these dumb cunts you slut. He’s damn right her tits are saggy as hell. Her nips are pointing down to the ground. Never good for a woman in ther twenties. She is a LOSER and so are you twat. I cannot even believe that she has kids, I feel soooo sorry for them. That ho is drinking and snorting right now no doubt. She is becoming what she really is, TRAILER GARBAGE. She is mean to her mother and many others. She is unappreciative of her fans and is so insincere. She deserves everything that happens to her and the way its going she’ll be dead within 5 years. UGLY as hell. And that degenerate wannabe who is always with her is FUGLY as hell! What a LOSER SHE IS TOO!! DUMB HOS

  23. Stew

    I’d suck them if they weren’t her’s. I bet her pussy smells of hot garbage and Marlboro’s.

  24. jeez

    Ever since you no longer have to register to comment, we’ve been getting a lot of posters like #14 here who just don’t understand the meaning of “celebrity bashing”.. The Superficial just isn’t the same as it used to be anymore..

  25. Binky

    Looks like someone’s seen the new Pirate’s movie.

  26. susie

    Ding Dong, I love you. You can be mad if you want. It’s ok.

  27. susie

    Ding Dong,

    I forgot one thing. You don’t even know Britney Spears. Unless you are her personal friend, you don’t know what her life is really like. If you really believe the shit that these people post (pics and stories) you’re kind of retarded. This is just all silly and it is funny to see you get soooooo upset that I think its dumb that people are so uptight about physical appearance.
    You sound like a Jesus FREAK. So hateful and conservative.
    I hope you have a great night.

  28. anne

    NEWSFLASH: breasts do not stand up to attention all day without a bra. take that melon hammock off and they are a different shape unless you are blessed with pert breasticles.
    another thing men need to get over with their skewed vision of what women actually look like. i’m beginning to thing that most men have no idea what an actual woman IS. like they’ve been hitting on mailboxes and trees all this time.

  29. anne

    #25 i get your point but i have to say (there might already be a similar comment to this by me but i’m not sure if it posted – sorry) that although celeb bashing is the point of the site, it does feel like the female ones get a harder time for even having a hair out of place. but men get much less harsh comments or none at all. beer bellies get no mention but a strand of hair across a female celeb face makes her into gollum. i just think it’s a little unequal in regards to commentary on appearance.
    but i’m not a feminist bible basher or anything it’s just an opinion not a rant

  30. jimmy

    I agree with susie. ding dong sounds like a jesus freak.

  31. star69

    I have to admit that I’m amazed she lost that fat.
    I also have to admit that I’m amazed the other members of the Millenium Studio don’t run outside screaming after having to be around her day in and day out.
    I bet she’s completely nuts and people who are completely nuts (and ugly, and have saggy tits, and have bad wigs on) make me want to run down the street screaming for hours and until I’m completely exhausted.

  32. JackNicholsonismyhotoldman

    I like it when you call my owls and talk to them about the porridge you ate with me britney. Godsh. i dream all day about you cuz you like cookies. i wonder what you did with samson’s hair? britney lets run together in a field of gold, in a field of barley with sting. let’s find a large toilet and flush a small dead fish down it and lets observe the universe together. Let’s call everyone and ask them to come in a helicopter and blow wind so strong it lifts up your hair from around your face and then lets also have a tupperware party. britney you are a stinky woman and you are short and your legs are chubby and you only have one pair of underwear. but lets call up the man on the moon.

  33. Jaqueline Hyde

    She’s rocking the Brett Michaels look. And it doesn’t work for him either.

    “Exercise! It’s plastic surgery for poor people!”

  34. star69

    I’m waiting for books written by members of the Millenium Studio. Or interviews. Or photos of them vomiting while walking to their cars after they leave the dance studio.
    Or photos of them drinking bleach and committing suicide cuz having to be dancing in a room next to Britney’s sweaty ass probably would have me do.

  35. ali

    at least her face is looking pretty again (for now)

  36. peanutbutterbutt

    BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  37. MC

    Ok, as a woman and mother, YES I think maybe it goes a bit overboard with the woman bashing.
    BUT…..
    THis young girl is a trampy trailer trash who is totally the worst roll model ever and honestly wearing a bra is not just polite but DAMB REQUIRED when breast feeding.

    My 2 cents

  38. peanutbutterbutt

    RAGHEAD

  39. mia

    I bet all guys here who are making fun of women spend their days playing dungeons and dragons in their parents basement with a boxe of kleenex in case their nose bleeds. Women accept all your fucking beer belly, smelly and hairy armpits, your saggy balls and your bald head. Do you ear us complain? So fuck off with saggy tits, or cellulite, or fat, or wrinkles. Every women has it. Get over it. Britney his a fucked up human being. But her breasts are not responsible for that. Society is. And drugs. And alcohol.

  40. Anna

    I hate it when people wear pants that are too long that trail on the ground and get all dirty when the walk. You’d think Britney could afford to get her pants hemmed right….

  41. peanutbutterbutt

    #38, as a woman and a mother, YOU CAN’T HANDOL THE TRUTH, BITCH.

  42. peanutbutterbutt

    #40, you should go eat a dick.

  43. The Superfish guy is on coke

    Anybody notice that arm flab? Looks just like my 85-year-old grandma’s arm.

    Oh Baby, Baby!

  44. mia

    And guys, I’d like to see if your girlfriend are so perfect. In fact, I’d like to see if you have a girlfriend, or if you’ve ever had one. Maybe you’re all like Steve Carell in 40 years old virgin and you think that a breast should feel like a bag of sand.

    Also, have you take a look on your testicles lately? Cause even at 12, they’re saggy, and they are strap in underpants all day. Lucky you.

  45. mia

    43
    Greatest comment ever. So original. I’m in love.

  46. peanutbutterbutt

    mia, shut the fuck up and eat a dick till you hickup, feminazi.

  47. mia

    43
    How was your day at school?
    Have you done lots of masturbation contests?
    Or maybe you spent your day trying to solve the dilemma of wich dice to chose between a green one and a red one cause your 13 years old cousin always win at dnd.

  48. mia

    Feminazi?

    Oh, I almost forgot that in primary school, you don’t know yet who the nazi were.

  49. mia

    Poor kid, so much sperm to ejaculate, so little time on the internet trying to download pron before your parents get back.
    Live long and prosper. Thats my final word.

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