Britney Spears posted more rehearsal pics on her website, and apparently she workouts in a bikini top. While typically my reaction would be “Britney? Bikini? Take me, sweet death!“, she actually looks insanely good for someone who spent a good chunk of 2008 keeping Taco Bell in business. Wait a minute, didn’t the economy start collapsing once Britney dropped the weight? Get me Washington!
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anna | January 29, 2009 at 10:57 am
go girl!
p911gt10c | January 29, 2009 at 10:58 am
Seen hotter girls in the clubs here. She’s still nothing special.
Sub-Zero | January 29, 2009 at 10:59 am
Comeback! Part VI!
rumble grumble gurgle roar | January 29, 2009 at 10:59 am
milf-tastic!
Photoshop Police | January 29, 2009 at 11:01 am
OK…. Exercise and diet… we get it, but this defies all logic.
How is she doing this? Coke? Lipo? Colonics? Sudafed (speed)?
Someone please give us the secret?
You’d think McDonald’s would be doing the R&D on this so they can put it in their empty calorie meals.
timmy the dying boy | January 29, 2009 at 11:02 am
Fifth?
She still can’t sing worth a shit, but I really have to hand it to her. She looks great, especially considering that at this time last year I figured she’d have been found dead by now.
Tembec | January 29, 2009 at 11:06 am
Will always look HORRIBLE.
Pot belly, ugliest south-pointing tits in music, gross spotty skin, you name it.
Quit hyping her, she’s HIDEOUS, just because she loses some weight, no doubt by cheating, it’s still just lipstick on a pig.
AmberDextrose | January 29, 2009 at 11:10 am
Ah, she’ll fat again by Easter
Fat Chicks Suck | January 29, 2009 at 11:16 am
It’s amazing what eating healthy and exercising can do. It doesn’t take much to lose 1.5 pounds of fat/week. The problem is the average fatty is too lazy to stay dedicated to anything healthy for more than a week…so they just keep getting fatter.
I think Britney finally realized that if she wants any hope of getting her career back and actually living a decent life she would have to lose some weight. She definitely looks A LOT better.
Clownshoes the Clown | January 29, 2009 at 11:19 am
It seems that the Spears/Simpson lipo transplant was a success. Britney got to be young again, and Simpson gets to wear the big pants. Win-win I tell you!
Alex | January 29, 2009 at 11:37 am
Now there’s that fine piece I remember.
Jadedkitten | January 29, 2009 at 11:38 am
whatever haters she’s been this flawless since august of ’08 stop acting surprised its fucking stupid
Sam | January 29, 2009 at 11:41 am
Praying for mimi (to have multiple orgasms while watching the clip).
Ali Knievel | January 29, 2009 at 11:44 am
Once you’ve been in good shape it’s pretty easy to get it right back as long as you’ve got the discipline and the weight you’ve put on is less than 50 or so pounds. She was a tight little package most of her life and career up until she hooked up with K-Fed and she’s still under 40 so this wasn’t that hard a trick to pull off. Plus she’s batshit nuts and crazy people always flip from completely lax and insanely disciplined.
Plato Meat | January 29, 2009 at 12:09 pm
mmm, lovely ribs. gimme some special sauce.
Douchebag Returns | January 29, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I always love when FatChicksSuck goes on his statistical obesity rants. Do us a favor and save your preaching for your mom.
Kate | January 29, 2009 at 12:15 pm
It’s cool. I keep Taco Bell in business now, no matter how many times they run out of beef, or ice, or taco sauce……
mimi | January 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm
13. Sam -
Let me instruct you on what woman look like while having an orgasm since you have obviously never experienced that phenomenon.
On second thought… just watch Britney’s video… maybe you can have one of your own!
Sam | January 29, 2009 at 12:34 pm
mimi, all of us beg you – please do not show us your o-face.
SATAN | January 29, 2009 at 12:39 pm
it’s still depressing to me that she’ll never, no matter how much working out she does, get back to the female perfection that was Britney Spears circa 2001
mimi | January 29, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Sam you am… an asshole.
I am actually quite attractive… no matter what I am doing.
Please crawl back under your rock and take care of your personality disorder.
mimi | January 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Sam you am… an asshole.
Crawl back under your rock and take care of your personality disorder.
Sport | January 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I’d hit it (over the head with a BAT, repeatedly.)
michelle | January 29, 2009 at 12:57 pm
good for her!
michelle | January 29, 2009 at 12:57 pm
good for her!
the Commish | January 29, 2009 at 12:59 pm
FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?
This is exactly like that time when some random dude decided that a girl was so freakin’ hot he had to hit that. Unfortunately, it was all in his imagination and she was really a hideously obese walrus.
They went about their lives, each oblivious to the other’s lack of knowing the true secret to their undying love… Taco Bell.
Kelley | January 29, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Hey, is anyone proof-reading these posts ? Jesus, “she workouts in a bikini top” ? Is English your second language ? Shameful editing !! What’s next ? “I seen it” ??
Digitized Lipsinc | January 29, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Still does not make up for that techno crap circus shit.
Halo | January 29, 2009 at 2:21 pm
She looks awesome! I don’t get why some people won’t give her credit! She has had 2 kids and yes…she used to weigh like 200 lbs but within a few months we saw her slowly transition which obviously means she was working it off ( personal trainers, at gyms and the dance studio).She looks GREAT and all y’all are just jealous. Let her live her life–if you don’t like what you see THEN ADMIRE RECENT PICS OF JESSICA SIMPSON!! And BTW Dear Mr.Superficial, how can you be critical of Ms. Spears when you don’t possess a command of the English language… “and apparently she workouts in a bikini top” is like saying “I love both of my mother in laws”
Ummm...yeah... | January 29, 2009 at 2:31 pm
That skanky whore looks nasty! I agree with #7! She might have lost weight, but she looks like she needs to go get some antibiotics (penicillin), or something. Gross!
A no talent,kid hating, hillbilly pig is what she is.
Pink Princess | January 29, 2009 at 2:33 pm
She looks fan-friggin-tastic!!! Jessica Simpson is being praised and everyone is coming to her defense for having a lard ass while Britney had 2 kids and people were making fun of her when she still had her baby weight…What’s Jessica’s excuse?
Paul | January 29, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Cigarettes and Cocaine do not a diet make.
#29 | January 29, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Huh?
they.call.me.nathaniel.webster | January 29, 2009 at 2:48 pm
‘workouts’ isn’t a verb, numb-nuts.
cavy | January 29, 2009 at 3:28 pm
She looks amazing – her body type at the moment, is exactly what I strive for when working out. I just hope her mind, body and spirit are all working together, otherwise something will have to give.
To all the haters…I’d love to see your a) fat disgusting asses (from fast food, not genetics) or b) your underweight “body by World of Warcraft, redbull, hotpocket” asses do half of what Britney does during a dance rehearsal!
Audrey Hepburn Fan | January 29, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I Love Britney!!
you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hater’s are just hater’s
Maha | January 29, 2009 at 3:58 pm
….
did someone actually use “lipstick on a pig” reference??
I miss the presidential debates.
Maha | January 29, 2009 at 3:58 pm
….
did someone actually use “lipstick on a pig” reference??
I miss the presidential debates.
Britney Spears | January 29, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Seriously everyone, why all this trash talking? Why can’t you just let me be great?
Mike'dhitit | January 29, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Wowza!!!
bmurphy72 | January 29, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Holy Winged Hoe’s, I’d like to see her in skivies once more…….
bmurphy72 | January 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Holy Winged Hoe’s, I’d like to see her in skivies once more…….
Grammar Police | January 29, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Holy Winged Hoe’s what? What does the “Hoe” have? For that matter, “hater’s are just hater’s”…. What’s up with all the possessive nouns? (or would you understand it better if asked about the possessive “noun’s”?)
Do you think maybe you guys might spend a little too much time looking at pictures of the White Trash Queen of Lip Sync and not enough time learning grammar?
Rebecca of the Glowing Screen | January 29, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Damn! That’s the same bikini from the beach shoot you linked to.
Coincidence?
shes hot | January 29, 2009 at 10:03 pm
7- i disagree.
with some sleep, spray paint, and thin, this girl looks like doe eyed angel with a perfect smile. she is above average looks wise… and that is why she sold albums to begin with.
gerard Vandenberg | January 29, 2009 at 10:49 pm
THIS IS THE REASON THEY SHAVE THEIR PUSSIES, folks?
Diane | January 30, 2009 at 12:44 am
9, Britney is not just doing an hour of exercise a day. She is a professional dancer. Aside from working out at the gym and doing 1000′s of sit-ups, she’s also dancing all day.The average person does not have this kind of time in their day. I run for an hour daily, and even that’s hard to fit in sometimes.
Those are some fucked up priorities! | January 30, 2009 at 12:50 am
WHO CARES IF SHE’S LOST WEIGHT? You want to impress me, Britney? Start caring more about your actual babies instead of getting the baby weight off and get visitation rights back, you trailer trash whore. Those are some fucked up priorities!
Dude | January 30, 2009 at 1:11 am
Good for her! Now maybe you haters will throw yourselves off a bridge somewhere!
sapphire eyes | January 30, 2009 at 3:10 am
I think she looks great.
She needs to take care of herself so she can take care of her children — and that means — BANK. (Well, maybe these days she should be hiding it under a mattress … )