Britney Spears was a perpetual whirlwind of paparazzi, torn fishnets and a fake British accent as she shopped at Kitson late last night. She also debunked the pregnancy test rumors that her and Adnan definitely started. Here’s the brief Q&A she had with photographers, according to Us Magazine:
Q: Britney, what do you want to say to Adnan on TV?
B: (Thinks for a second) “I think he’s a nice person.”
Q: What was the result of your pregnancy test?
B: “I never had a pregnancy test.”
Q: Britney, what are you going to do now? Go to college?
B: (sighing) “Oh, I wish I was in college.”
Two random guys then approached and joked “Britney, you don’t like black guys?
“Yeah, I like black guys,” she said, laughing.
Britney Spears holds secret aspirations of higher learning. Who knew? I can see Britney taking college courses. They offer degrees for looking like a retarded stripper, right? I forget. There’s only three things I remember about college. Jager, the time I peed myself, and this girl who got naked in my dorm room once – wait, I already said the time I peed myself. Make that two things I remember about college.
NOTE: Shots of Britney’s ass here and here. In case your eyes really pissed you off today.
Picture #2, I am actually belly laughing because it’s such a funny face. Britney is priceless. If she wasn’t playing at crazy, I would think she’s a lot of fun. Of course, that would get dull after about 10 minutes.
All you fashion ignorants, it’s obvious she’s going for a punk look.
And I’m sorry to get your hopes down, but clothes don’t give anyone class and much less DIGNITY. You are pretty pathetic if you think your dignity and class equals your clothes.
At least she looks much better than Jessica Alba does on candids (http://i11.tinypic.com/6l4b4go.jpg) and has a much better fashion sense.
@52 Dip shit, It is clear you have never be to the west side of Los Angles. That is not a punk look. That is a Santa Monica homeless look. If they only had a picture of her digging for food in a dumpster, it would have been clear to you all
bet you rosie is at home right now, getting those sausage fingers all sticky, thinking ’bout britney.
Why is Graham Norton following her? Is he captivated by her fake accent?
Please God, let her have some panties on underneath the fishnets.
52, fashion expert, clothes might not give somebody class or dignity, but forgetting to wear pants in public doesn’t either.
gah that is not an engagement rinng its the same old green amathyst ring she wears like everyday on a different finger.
i dont mind all the fodder but saying shes “sporting an engagement ring” is just sloppy journalism dude.
thi is what happen when you want to be virgin till your marriage
Ut oh, Britney likes black dudes….the African American community better start watching their backs.
May God strike me down for saying it, but her ass looks pretty good.
For Britney higher education isn’t college, it’s 1st Grade. She barely passed Kindergarten so I hope she’s ready for the big time.
click on my name – link to news that the Associated Press has prepared an obituary for Brit it i ready to file…
Too funny
In pic #2, she looks like the kid in the ads for “The Orphanage”.
Pants, whack job..WEAR PANTS!
I’d hit it.
you guys still willing to hit it – are catching the scabs & sores on her face in the close ups? if that’s whats doing on her face can you imagine what’s happening in the petrie dish that is her vagina?
Pix 2 shows that her hair is full of fleas, and she’d better go to her Vet , ASAP, for some meds and dewormers.
Oh, how cute, her Mommy let her wear her Daddy’s shirt to play in today.
I’d probably still hit it.
i just LOVE her acne
she must moisterize her face in cooking oil or something
This trollop gets worse and worse every day. I’d say she’s completely mastered the “worn out old crack whore” look with this particular outfit.
I have to wonder if she actually owns any pants … my magic 8 Ball says “unlikely”.
She’s worth millions. Do we have to get a collection going to buy her new ones that will actually look as if they are in one piece?
anyone see these yet?
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britneys_not_pregnant_period-01172008.php#more
Her ass does look really good. Not so sure about the faces she makes, though…
@74 i was just about to add that link!! OH MY GOD. she needs to be sectioned, ASAP
I just commented to a friend of mine– she could be very hot, but you have to look at her the way that a car restorerer looks at a chicken shit-covered, rusted out, 1936 something or other flipped over on its side in the weeds and says, “Wow, that could really be something.”
The only thing that comes to mind when I see this moldy hag is is “Bitch, off my planet!!!”
The sooner, the better…
I think she is so funny!!!!!!!!!!! I read her blog at site http://www.seekamillionaire.com . As you know thousands of new members join daily to meet dream date in this comfortable community of cultures and ethnicities. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so, is her hair ever growing back? there’s atleast one post daily of this mickey mouse club alumni (should be her only reference to fame), and each post has her sporting some outdated wig that might or might not have been stolen from the set of the first star trek series.
alopecia? just saying.
Just think…it is because of all the suckers out there who spent their hard earned money on her no talent trash music…that she is living the life style of trailer trash laughing all the way to the bank…that is until the bank becomes empty…!
Then she will acutally have to get up on stage and sing again…!
HAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Now won’t that be something to see…?
did anyone else see something mysterious in brit brits nasals in the picture where it looks like she had a stroke?
wtf is going on with that picture anyway?! what’s coming out of her mouth on the right side?
*gag*
She continues to get worse picture by picture. I personally have written her off as a hopless case…there is no succesfull comeback here…she is in a downward spiral spinning and sinking uncontrolably with torn fish nets on…
Now about Jason……
She is having her period during these photos. No, I’m serious. Go to X17online and they have a couple photos of her without the white t-shirt on and you can see her white panties under her short dress and torn fishnets. The white panties are clearly stained with red menstral blood in the crotch area. They even have a close up. LOL. Who knew Britney was a feminist hippie chick? “Tampons are repressive to women!”
cmon guys, brit is just supposed to be a rockstar. if she didn’t start her career with those stupid songs she’s still singing, but started playing pop punk at least there would be nothing special for you about the way she’s dressed. i mean she’s living a rock’n'rill lifestyle and that irritates ya’ll. who told ya she’s not hot? all those “shape” magazines? fuck them! they just need something to write about. brit doesn’t care abt anyone, which is good. again and again, she differs from the other pop stars, so does it mean she’s bad? nope.
IF ANY OF YOU THINK SHE LOOKS BAD, YOU OUGHTA SEE THESE NASTY ASS WOMEN IN CENTRAL FLORIDA!!! NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SO MANY UGLY FAT SKANKY WOMEN!!! CALIFORNIA AND ARIZONA ARE LIKE A NON-STOP MODEL RUNWAY COMPARED TO THIS SHIT!!! IT’S FUCKING UNREAL HOW UGLY THE WOMEN HERE IN CENTRAL FLORIDA ARE. EVERYONE IS EITHER A FATASSED PUERTO RICAN OR WHITE TRASH REDNECK WITH BAD SKIN. IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYES AND YOUR DICK, DON’T COME HERE!
SINCERELY,
MICKEY MOUSE
Thanks for the warning 86, now we’ll go to DisneyWorld and not Epcot Center. Nothing puts me off greasy fake nachos at the concession stand like a parade of Waddlers.
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#76: sectioned. lmmfao.
#13…LOLOLOLZ
This bitch is nuts.
I’m…. not quite sure what to say here. I can’t imagine what she was thinking putting that on knowing she’d be photographed. I guess she just doesn’t give a sh*t anymore? I like Britney, I really do. I just can’t think of anything positive to say about this set of photos, though. … …
she has obviously lost her mind.. I feel sorry for her…for everyone who’s judging her, YOU are pitiful … I hope she gets it together ……….hang in there britney …….. things will get better……….
I think Brithey is trying to look like leatherface from Texas Chainsaw MAssacre in this photo- Google it if you doubt me! Tie Matches and she certainly could use the chainsaw as an accessory.
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