Britney Spears has awesome fashion sense, gives quasi-interview

January 17th, 2008 // 94 Comments

Britney Spears was a perpetual whirlwind of paparazzi, torn fishnets and a fake British accent as she shopped at Kitson late last night. She also debunked the pregnancy test rumors that her and Adnan definitely started. Here’s the brief Q&A she had with photographers, according to Us Magazine:

Q: Britney, what do you want to say to Adnan on TV?
B: (Thinks for a second) “I think he’s a nice person.”
Q: What was the result of your pregnancy test?
B: “I never had a pregnancy test.”
Q: Britney, what are you going to do now? Go to college?
B: (sighing) “Oh, I wish I was in college.”
Two random guys then approached and joked “Britney, you don’t like black guys?
“Yeah, I like black guys,” she said, laughing.

Britney Spears holds secret aspirations of higher learning. Who knew? I can see Britney taking college courses. They offer degrees for looking like a retarded stripper, right? I forget. There’s only three things I remember about college. Jager, the time I peed myself, and this girl who got naked in my dorm room once – wait, I already said the time I peed myself. Make that two things I remember about college.

NOTE: Shots of Britney’s ass here and here. In case your eyes really pissed you off today.

Photos: Pacific Coast News
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  1. k

    what a mess

  2. kc

    SECOND!

  3. Sam

    Damn, she better sign that Trimspa contract soon. If she doesn’t get her weight gain under control, in a year her ass will be as wide as Jennifer Love Hewitt’s.

  4. deaconjones

    See the vapor trails coming out of her crack..

  5. kc

    SECOND!

  6. jrz

    When I look at her I think…………..penicillin.

  7. Frank Lucas' Bitch

    In second pic she looks like she’s just had a stroke.

  8. The Office Whore

    Now, I can’t decide what is funnie……….fuck, I can’t type… I can’t stop looking at picture 2.

    I’m tellin ya, she needs to call Tom NOW! Have him give her the technology on life. Like pants are good. Pants can’t hurt you. Unless you’re Paris, and the middle disinegrates..

  9. Lysis

    Britney, the herpes era.

  10. WTF

    Hey no 3 (Sam)…Trimspa? dude u have to be gay if you think Britney is fat. No straight guy would ever proclaim her weight “fat”. Look at yourself in the mirror before u judge others, as i’m sure you’re not any better looking than her.

    As for Jennifer.L. Hewitt, nothing is wrong with her body either. Stop looking at the revlon ads in Cosmo magazine. Skinny 90 pound models are not attractive to me.

  11. Rick

    I have to go against the grain here and say I think these ass shots of Britney are HOT!!! I hate the manface skeletons they throw at us as “hot”, like Alessandra Ambrosio at this place. Britney is a strong, real woman, so she has curves and she’s proud of them! It almost makes me want to…sing..

    I am woman, hear me roar
    In numbers too big to ignore
    And I know too much to go back an’ pretend
    ’cause I’ve heard it all before
    And I’ve been down there on the floor
    No one’s ever gonna keep me down again

    Oh yes I am wise
    But it’s wisdom born of pain
    Yes, I’ve paid the price
    But look how much I gained
    If I have to, I can do anything
    I am strong (strong)
    I am invincible (invincible)
    I am woman

    You can bend but never break me
    ’cause it only serves to make me
    More determined to achieve my final goal
    And I come back even stronger
    Not a novice any longer
    ’cause you’ve deepened the conviction in my soul

    I am woman watch me grow
    See me standing toe to toe
    As I spread my lovin’ arms across the land
    But I’m still an embryo
    With a long long way to go
    Until I make my brother understand

    Oh yes I am wise
    But it’s wisdom born of pain
    Yes, I’ve paid the price
    But look how much I gained
    If I have to I can face anything
    I am strong (strong)
    I am invincible (invincible)
    I am woman
    Oh, I am woman
    I am invincible
    I am strong

    I am woman
    I am invincible
    I am strong
    I am woman

  12. Auntie Kryst

    Wot iz goin on ‘ere? Look wot sheez wearin’. Doz dis littul cunt tink she’s a punk? Fuckin’ rubbish dat is, wot a poezah!

    Ok I can’t type limey accents, but seriously someone call Siouxsie Sioux to come to LA and kick Britney’s ass.

  13. Guy

    Yeah yeah yeah… She’s a mess, but what a ass!

    I would tap that.

  14. dj

    Very classy. Cowboy boots + tie + holes in stockings = fashion gold.

    -DJ

    http://www.gossipsquad.com

  15. aja

    I agree with number 12!!!!

    PS – One thing is for certain – Britney is NEVER boring! We keep coming back for more.

    Be well Britney!

  16. zig

    Pic 2 is a cross between Howard Stern and Rob Zombie.

  17. anon

    I cant help but feel bad for her, she’s going totally insane and its completely publicized and documented totally in the public eye. I understand that she’s bringing it all on to herself now, but then again thats not really true as she isn’t actually aware of what she’s doing as shes that far past sane. Oh dear.

  18. Karisha

    In regards to picture #2 ….JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS KIDS!

  19. sonja

    11 and 12 should shut the fuck up.

  20. Ript1&0

    Goddamn it, I’m still fucking here.

    (Love you Brit Brit!!!)

  21. D. Richards (Dong.)

    Britney looks so fucking insane. Who’s feeding her these ideas? And how does she find the courage to go out in to combative world clothed in moron?

    My mind is crawling with questions. I’d like to meet Britney just so I can ask her, ‘What the fuck are you thinking?!’ Then I’d tell her anything and try to fuck her, which wouldn’t be hard, to get a Porsche GT3 RS out of her.

  22. Anonymous

    “I am woman, hear me bitch. Buy my songs and make me rich”.

  23. elbow

    I think this ass shots are wonderful, I like Brit’s ASS! Really!

  24. moobs

    SKAAAAAANK!

  25. j

    Geez. C’mon guys! Everything is a set up for photos and someone involved is getting paid. The pregnancy test, the outfits, the ring all for attention and there must be an arrangement between Adnan and the paps, he creates opportunities and they get paid, don’t hink for one second he is not getting a cut from the profits. His wife is wacky too, she wants him to take advantage of the situation. LOSERS!

  26. The Office Whore

    soooo, she is carrying the white purse, yes?

    Then what is dude doing with the pink purse? ummm, really. What’s he doing with the pink purse?

  27. Shallow Val

    I don’t see anyone, I just see a huge pink pig.

  28. moobs

    hey i prefer all those “skinny, 90 lb” females you guys don’t want. ladies, call me. =) -moobs

  29. David St. Hubbins

    I agree with #11 and #12, although math gives me a headache. I like Britney’s bottom, it seems perfect to me. It almost…makes me…want to…sing…

    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
    That’s what I said
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or so I have read

    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

    I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
    You know what I mean

    My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
    Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ‘em
    Big bottom drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

  30. Marina

    WHAT DA FUK IS BRITNEY THINKIN BY WEARING THOSE HORRIBLES CLOTHES?? SHE’S CRAZIER THAN EVER!! SHE IS ALWAYS HARRASED BY THE PAPARAZZI AND FANS AND SHE SHOWS ALL HER ASS??? WTF????

  31. Trixie

    Why doesn’t the Pap just leave her alone? It obvious that she is striving for the attention! Leave her be! Everyone is tired of hearing about her trainwreck of a life and what she is doing to make is more obvious!

  32. confused

    she has to be faking, she wants her name out there since she obviously has no career anymore. but….why in this way? who wants to look back in ten years and be like “oh look at all that attention I got for looking ridiculous…wow….great decision there…..”

    pic #2 is CLASSIC…I love it…juxtapose it with any one of her “hot” pics, and just LMAO…soon, they are going to have picture timelines of britbrit”s “transformation” just like of wacko jacko.. or maybe a CGI youtube video…if there isn’t already

  33. Frank Lucas' Bitch

    The thought of Adrian actually pounding that cellulite-herpis-dorittos filled ass makes me barf.
    Oh God, the vomit is everywhere…………. let’s think of something pleasant. Like Britney in a mental institution or a coffin.

  34. BunnyButt

    When are we going to see something about Mrs. Beckham? I miss her.

  35. RosiesVaginaSap

    I think it’s great when the let handicapped people out in public so they can feel like they are “one of us”.

  36. ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler

    just 3 letters to descrube this mess: W H Y ??!

    #2: i think i’m starting to love brit. no, really. that shit is just too hilarious.

    btw: she dressed like shit even in her prime. always wore some skanky, 2- sizes-to-small frocks and laces with her tits always haning out. it’s only because christina decided to outwhore brit and the whole us went crazy over her assless chaps that christina was considered the “dirrrty” (yuck!) one. but, if u remember .. brit ALWAYS wore shitty clothes!!

  37. BunnyButt

    #13, Auntie, I thought you were talking lolcat…

  38. havoc

    Somebody put this crazy bitch out of her misery……

    .

  39. havoc

    They Shoot Horses Don’t They?

    .

  40. Nanotyrnns

    Nice. She’s not wearing undies. Let’s hope she bathes. Oh wait, I can see the people standing next to her… yep… their eyes are watering. Must be like tear gas, that smell. Is that the paint peeling off the wall in the background?

  41. hickory fucker

    That’s not a tie. That’s one of those free belts that come with some cheap ass jeans.

  42. jamie

    Man, those faces she makes kill me!!! I don’t get it everyone knows she has major problems, can’t her family have her committed and get her some help, I don’t understand if she was my daughter and I would be damb if I would not try to do something for her regardless of all the things she has done and said. I know people won’t get better until they are ready but in this case I don’t think she knows what she wants she needs to really find out what is wrong so she can get some medication and get her life back on track. It’s just sooo sad that her family is not taking more action in helping her get better. I’m sure you can have someone committed against their will when they are in danger, can’t you??

  43. Now this is news.. That Tom stuff was just crap and should not be wasting our time. I think Britney looks hot. She has that “I just escapred from a mental ward look” To quote Paris, “That’s Hot”..

  44. Shallow Val

    31 – yayyyyyyyyyyy!

  45. Ted from LA

    Reading between the lines of her interview answers, I would say there is a 97% chance Britney is enrolled to take spring classes at Grambling University. I deduced that. What does deduce mean?

  46. Auntie Kryst

    @47 Will Shitney become The White Tigeress?

  47. p0nk

    how in the bloody hell do you dress like that and still manage to line up the correct buttons with their respective buttonholes?

  48. Somebody get her a straightjacket…or like 3..

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