Britney Spears was a perpetual whirlwind of paparazzi, torn fishnets and a fake British accent as she shopped at Kitson late last night. She also debunked the pregnancy test rumors that her and Adnan definitely started. Here’s the brief Q&A she had with photographers, according to Us Magazine:
Q: Britney, what do you want to say to Adnan on TV?
B: (Thinks for a second) “I think he’s a nice person.”
Q: What was the result of your pregnancy test?
B: “I never had a pregnancy test.”
Q: Britney, what are you going to do now? Go to college?
B: (sighing) “Oh, I wish I was in college.”
Two random guys then approached and joked “Britney, you don’t like black guys?
“Yeah, I like black guys,” she said, laughing.
Britney Spears holds secret aspirations of higher learning. Who knew? I can see Britney taking college courses. They offer degrees for looking like a retarded stripper, right? I forget. There’s only three things I remember about college. Jager, the time I peed myself, and this girl who got naked in my dorm room once – wait, I already said the time I peed myself. Make that two things I remember about college.
NOTE: Shots of Britney’s ass here and here. In case your eyes really pissed you off today.
k | January 17, 2008 at 3:07 pm
what a mess
kc | January 17, 2008 at 3:08 pm
SECOND!
Sam | January 17, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Damn, she better sign that Trimspa contract soon. If she doesn’t get her weight gain under control, in a year her ass will be as wide as Jennifer Love Hewitt’s.
ad | January 17, 2008 at 3:10 pm
first!
deaconjones | January 17, 2008 at 3:11 pm
See the vapor trails coming out of her crack..
kc | January 17, 2008 at 3:11 pm
SECOND!
jrz | January 17, 2008 at 3:14 pm
When I look at her I think…………..penicillin.
Frank Lucas' Bitch | January 17, 2008 at 3:14 pm
In second pic she looks like she’s just had a stroke.
The Office Whore | January 17, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Now, I can’t decide what is funnie……….fuck, I can’t type… I can’t stop looking at picture 2.
I’m tellin ya, she needs to call Tom NOW! Have him give her the technology on life. Like pants are good. Pants can’t hurt you. Unless you’re Paris, and the middle disinegrates..
Lysis | January 17, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Britney, the herpes era.
WTF | January 17, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Hey no 3 (Sam)…Trimspa? dude u have to be gay if you think Britney is fat. No straight guy would ever proclaim her weight “fat”. Look at yourself in the mirror before u judge others, as i’m sure you’re not any better looking than her.
As for Jennifer.L. Hewitt, nothing is wrong with her body either. Stop looking at the revlon ads in Cosmo magazine. Skinny 90 pound models are not attractive to me.
Rick | January 17, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I have to go against the grain here and say I think these ass shots of Britney are HOT!!! I hate the manface skeletons they throw at us as “hot”, like Alessandra Ambrosio at this place. Britney is a strong, real woman, so she has curves and she’s proud of them! It almost makes me want to…sing..
I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an’ pretend
’cause I’ve heard it all before
And I’ve been down there on the floor
No one’s ever gonna keep me down again
Oh yes I am wise
But it’s wisdom born of pain
Yes, I’ve paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
You can bend but never break me
’cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
’cause you’ve deepened the conviction in my soul
I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin’ arms across the land
But I’m still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand
Oh yes I am wise
But it’s wisdom born of pain
Yes, I’ve paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman
Auntie Kryst | January 17, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Wot iz goin on ‘ere? Look wot sheez wearin’. Doz dis littul cunt tink she’s a punk? Fuckin’ rubbish dat is, wot a poezah!
Ok I can’t type limey accents, but seriously someone call Siouxsie Sioux to come to LA and kick Britney’s ass.
Carrie Anne King | January 17, 2008 at 3:18 pm
arrggghhhhh!
Guy | January 17, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Yeah yeah yeah… She’s a mess, but what a ass!
I would tap that.
dj | January 17, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Very classy. Cowboy boots + tie + holes in stockings = fashion gold.
-DJ
http://www.gossipsquad.com
aja | January 17, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I agree with number 12!!!!
PS – One thing is for certain – Britney is NEVER boring! We keep coming back for more.
Be well Britney!
zig | January 17, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Pic 2 is a cross between Howard Stern and Rob Zombie.
anon | January 17, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I cant help but feel bad for her, she’s going totally insane and its completely publicized and documented totally in the public eye. I understand that she’s bringing it all on to herself now, but then again thats not really true as she isn’t actually aware of what she’s doing as shes that far past sane. Oh dear.
Karisha | January 17, 2008 at 3:23 pm
In regards to picture #2 ….JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS KIDS!
sonja | January 17, 2008 at 3:25 pm
11 and 12 should shut the fuck up.
Ript1&0 | January 17, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Goddamn it, I’m still fucking here.
(Love you Brit Brit!!!)
D. Richards (Dong.) | January 17, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Britney looks so fucking insane. Who’s feeding her these ideas? And how does she find the courage to go out in to combative world clothed in moron?
My mind is crawling with questions. I’d like to meet Britney just so I can ask her, ‘What the fuck are you thinking?!’ Then I’d tell her anything and try to fuck her, which wouldn’t be hard, to get a Porsche GT3 RS out of her.
Anonymous | January 17, 2008 at 3:28 pm
“I am woman, hear me bitch. Buy my songs and make me rich”.
elbow | January 17, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I think this ass shots are wonderful, I like Brit’s ASS! Really!
moobs | January 17, 2008 at 3:29 pm
SKAAAAAANK!
j | January 17, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Geez. C’mon guys! Everything is a set up for photos and someone involved is getting paid. The pregnancy test, the outfits, the ring all for attention and there must be an arrangement between Adnan and the paps, he creates opportunities and they get paid, don’t hink for one second he is not getting a cut from the profits. His wife is wacky too, she wants him to take advantage of the situation. LOSERS!
The Office Whore | January 17, 2008 at 3:31 pm
soooo, she is carrying the white purse, yes?
Then what is dude doing with the pink purse? ummm, really. What’s he doing with the pink purse?
Shallow Val | January 17, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I don’t see anyone, I just see a huge pink pig.
moobs | January 17, 2008 at 3:35 pm
hey i prefer all those “skinny, 90 lb” females you guys don’t want. ladies, call me. =) -moobs
David St. Hubbins | January 17, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I agree with #11 and #12, although math gives me a headache. I like Britney’s bottom, it seems perfect to me. It almost…makes me…want to…sing…
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
Marina | January 17, 2008 at 3:36 pm
WHAT DA FUK IS BRITNEY THINKIN BY WEARING THOSE HORRIBLES CLOTHES?? SHE’S CRAZIER THAN EVER!! SHE IS ALWAYS HARRASED BY THE PAPARAZZI AND FANS AND SHE SHOWS ALL HER ASS??? WTF????
Trixie | January 17, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Why doesn’t the Pap just leave her alone? It obvious that she is striving for the attention! Leave her be! Everyone is tired of hearing about her trainwreck of a life and what she is doing to make is more obvious!
confused | January 17, 2008 at 3:37 pm
she has to be faking, she wants her name out there since she obviously has no career anymore. but….why in this way? who wants to look back in ten years and be like “oh look at all that attention I got for looking ridiculous…wow….great decision there…..”
pic #2 is CLASSIC…I love it…juxtapose it with any one of her “hot” pics, and just LMAO…soon, they are going to have picture timelines of britbrit”s “transformation” just like of wacko jacko.. or maybe a CGI youtube video…if there isn’t already
Frank Lucas' Bitch | January 17, 2008 at 3:40 pm
The thought of Adrian actually pounding that cellulite-herpis-dorittos filled ass makes me barf.
Oh God, the vomit is everywhere…………. let’s think of something pleasant. Like Britney in a mental institution or a coffin.
BunnyButt | January 17, 2008 at 3:40 pm
When are we going to see something about Mrs. Beckham? I miss her.
RosiesVaginaSap | January 17, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I think it’s great when the let handicapped people out in public so they can feel like they are “one of us”.
ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler | January 17, 2008 at 3:40 pm
just 3 letters to descrube this mess: W H Y ??!
#2: i think i’m starting to love brit. no, really. that shit is just too hilarious.
btw: she dressed like shit even in her prime. always wore some skanky, 2- sizes-to-small frocks and laces with her tits always haning out. it’s only because christina decided to outwhore brit and the whole us went crazy over her assless chaps that christina was considered the “dirrrty” (yuck!) one. but, if u remember .. brit ALWAYS wore shitty clothes!!
BunnyButt | January 17, 2008 at 3:45 pm
#13, Auntie, I thought you were talking lolcat…
havoc | January 17, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Somebody put this crazy bitch out of her misery……
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havoc | January 17, 2008 at 3:46 pm
They Shoot Horses Don’t They?
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Nanotyrnns | January 17, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Nice. She’s not wearing undies. Let’s hope she bathes. Oh wait, I can see the people standing next to her… yep… their eyes are watering. Must be like tear gas, that smell. Is that the paint peeling off the wall in the background?
hickory fucker | January 17, 2008 at 3:47 pm
That’s not a tie. That’s one of those free belts that come with some cheap ass jeans.
jamie | January 17, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Man, those faces she makes kill me!!! I don’t get it everyone knows she has major problems, can’t her family have her committed and get her some help, I don’t understand if she was my daughter and I would be damb if I would not try to do something for her regardless of all the things she has done and said. I know people won’t get better until they are ready but in this case I don’t think she knows what she wants she needs to really find out what is wrong so she can get some medication and get her life back on track. It’s just sooo sad that her family is not taking more action in helping her get better. I’m sure you can have someone committed against their will when they are in danger, can’t you??
Jimbo | January 17, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Now this is news.. That Tom stuff was just crap and should not be wasting our time. I think Britney looks hot. She has that “I just escapred from a mental ward look” To quote Paris, “That’s Hot”..
Shallow Val | January 17, 2008 at 3:56 pm
31 – yayyyyyyyyyyy!
Ted from LA | January 17, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Reading between the lines of her interview answers, I would say there is a 97% chance Britney is enrolled to take spring classes at Grambling University. I deduced that. What does deduce mean?
Auntie Kryst | January 17, 2008 at 4:01 pm
@47 Will Shitney become The White Tigeress?
p0nk | January 17, 2008 at 4:03 pm
how in the bloody hell do you dress like that and still manage to line up the correct buttons with their respective buttonholes?
FRIST!!! | January 17, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Somebody get her a straightjacket…or like 3..