Britney Spears has a wardrobe apocalypse

April 27th, 2009 // 117 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears performing in Anaheim last week and what happens in this clip is probably the scariest thing I’ve seen in my life. I almost feel like my innocence has been robbed except I write this site, so that’s basically impossible. No, seriously, how I don’t have herpes of the eyes astounds me daily.

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  1. justifiable

    #90 Jeeezus Marla, get a grip. It happened. We’re not “dumb”, we have eyes and we can use ‘em. We can see it’s a tampon string but we also know it’s not the end of the world. She’s obviously not wearing anything under the pantyhose and didn’t see the string when she put the costume panties on over them and surprisingly no one got between her legs to check costume detail. This is someone who’s exposed it all before, so what’s the big deal? No one is condemning her for being a functioning human female.

    That unflattering costume that looks like her tits are going both south and cross-eyed on her is another story entirely.

    #100 And you can see the zipper tab – firmly attached to her jacket. Which is not between her legs.

  2. Lindalou

    Who even cares if its a tampon string. Are we really that shallow? You would be hard pressed to find a woman who hasn’t had a tampon string go rouge on her at least once.

  3. Lindalou

    Who even cares if its a tampon string. Are we really that shallow? You would be hard pressed to find a woman who hasn’t had a tampon string go rouge on her at least once.

  4. omg

    It’s just a rip in her panty hose.

  5. angela

    Why is no one else disturbed that this is news? A tampon string? Why is anyone videotaping that in the first place!! Why all the up-crotch shots of stars trying to catch anyone without underwear.. and now tampons. Whats next? Are we going to inspect for ass hairs?

  6. jonny

    well, at least you don’t see her period blood spraying all over the stage…

  7. Great Northern Ape

    Ok, they should make “BLACK FASHION ‘PONS” for people that need to wear fucking fishnets and G-strings for a living!

  8. Nikita

    “RobbimusPrime – April 27, 2009 4:53 PM

    You’re all wrong. Clearly that is a tapeworm. Feed those little suckers enough taco bell and they’ll get that big.”

    that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard… but in all seriousness that isn’t a tampon string that is a sanitary pad.

  9. herbiefrog

    no problem

  10. big b

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE. haha

  11. joe

    she’s wearing pantyhose. seems like tampons are worn INSIDE pantyhose, not out side.

    get a real news report.

    BRITNEY ROX!!!

  12. lol

    if you commented yer OWNED!

  13. Dana

    Come On Guys!!!! She has tights on!!! It has to be a tag!!

  14. Jon

    Funniest thing is all these sad Brit fans who say..

    “That’s not a tampon string, that’s a xxxxxxxx” and they all say a different thing. It’s a tag, not it’s a zip, no oops I mean it’s a part of the costume, err I mean who cares about a string, I mean it’s a ball of yarn..”

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