Here’s Britney Spears performing in Anaheim last week and what happens in this clip is probably the scariest thing I’ve seen in my life. I almost feel like my innocence has been robbed except I write this site, so that’s basically impossible. No, seriously, how I don’t have herpes of the eyes astounds me daily.
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bugman | April 27, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I shall welcome death when it comes.
Hilsy | April 27, 2009 at 4:18 pm
EW! First!
dario | April 27, 2009 at 4:18 pm
third!!
LOLWTFBBQ | April 27, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Fourth! Wait…
Hilsy | April 27, 2009 at 4:18 pm
EW! First!
shit | April 27, 2009 at 4:18 pm
yummy
From one lady to another (sort of) | April 27, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Should have worn a diva cup…
D4P | April 27, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Do people pay to attend these concerts? I mean, other than by losing their ability to see and hear?
Labradoris | April 27, 2009 at 4:19 pm
It appears to just be her tampon string.
RattInnaCage | April 27, 2009 at 4:19 pm
well, at least it didn’t fall out of her mouth.
And who ever says first is a jerk-off
amoi_b | April 27, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Yuck. I’m not even going to look. First her extensions, now this.
Plobes | April 27, 2009 at 4:22 pm
That’s not a tampon, sillies!!
It’s a Vagina Microphone.
Famous Plastic | April 27, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Yah, there is no way I want to see that video…
leslie | April 27, 2009 at 4:24 pm
It is obviously NOT a tampon string. A tampon string would be INSIDE her panty hose.
Dracula | April 27, 2009 at 4:31 pm
The water’s boiling, it’s time to make tea…
Annuity | April 27, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Wow! That’s crazy.
groan | April 27, 2009 at 4:32 pm
It’s her tribute to ragtime.
Egad. | April 27, 2009 at 4:34 pm
the tampon is not so much ‘falling out’, rather, I think it is trying to ‘escape’…
joe m | April 27, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Why do so many immature idiots keep staring at her
if they don’t like her beautiful body?
the world according to ROUGH! | April 27, 2009 at 4:36 pm
No woman of our time has gone further with less mental equipment. shes truly our a national treasure!
Blah Girls! | April 27, 2009 at 4:37 pm
HOW EMBARRASSING!!!
weaselspeed | April 27, 2009 at 4:39 pm
@14 its totally a tampon string!!! shes probably wearing fine fishnets, or her beastly legs tore a hole in her pantyhose….
Nancy | April 27, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Well, it’s better than that time the buttplug slipped out.
MH | April 27, 2009 at 4:40 pm
At least we know she’s not procreating.
Shejay | April 27, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Hey dorks! She has on panty hose – how can a twat string “dangle” when its covered by panty hose? Can’t! It’s obviously some part of he costume – give Brit Brit a break already dang! Some of us actually want her to do well, some people can’t wait to knock her down… Give it a rest…
amanda | April 27, 2009 at 4:42 pm
she is just on the rag.. At least she is having protective sex.
Britney's rancid pussy | April 27, 2009 at 4:43 pm
“Hey dorks! She has on panty hose – how can a twat string “dangle” when its covered by panty hose? Can’t!”
I can burn through anything.
mike | April 27, 2009 at 4:45 pm
“protective sex”????
you mean with her dad?
Anon | April 27, 2009 at 4:49 pm
#25
if you want her to do well then you should go somewhere else where they brown nose her every antics…
and seek help.
RobbimusPrime | April 27, 2009 at 4:53 pm
You’re all wrong. Clearly that is a tapeworm. Feed those little suckers enough taco bell and they’ll get that big.
Kelley | April 27, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Your “innocent” has been lost ? Once again, horrid English, bad grammar, crappy punctuation.
Bobaloo | April 27, 2009 at 4:58 pm
31, I was thinking, “Your innocent what?”
RichPort's Ghost | April 27, 2009 at 5:03 pm
C’mon now… how else is that midget gonna climb out of her pussy?
Shitney Still SUX | April 27, 2009 at 5:13 pm
She’s wearing fishnet stockings and the string is coming out between the webbing. She ain’t got no brains at ALL. If you’re stringin’ it, AND performing in front of tens of thousands of people, ya MIGHT wanna make sure that string isn’t gonna dangle.
Just common sense. {forehead slap!} Oh,yeah- this IS Shitney we’re talking about.
thejames1982 | April 27, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Remember when Britney Spears was on top of her game and was hot? Yeah, me neither. In fact, I’m almost 110.9% I made that first part up.
Fati | April 27, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Ewww.. That’s truly embarrassing :-/
m.munroe | April 27, 2009 at 5:18 pm
what is dangeling is clearly part of the costume! have none of you ever seen a tampon string??! they usually are not silver and shiny.
Beans Baxter | April 27, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I’d pull that string anytime.
sam | April 27, 2009 at 5:31 pm
You would think that after the show where her “kitty parts” were hanging out of her bottoms they would put someone on crotch duty after every wardrobe change. Or maybe they tried, but either can’t afford it or can’t find anyone willing to do it.
justifiable | April 27, 2009 at 5:39 pm
#37 I missed the part in costume design where it’s good to have strings of any kind coming out from beween the star’s legs, especially protruding from under high-cut bikini panties. It’s not silver, it’s clearly a tampon string. She’s active and it wasn’t tucked in, but really, so what? Women have periods, big fuckin’ deal.
And #17 had the BEST line of this thread so I’m not even gonna try. You win hands down,, groan – no strings attached!
Boogeyman King Dong | April 27, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Did somebody found my bracelet?
Hefe | April 27, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Haha.
Holy shit that is hilarious.
Scelestus Unus | April 27, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Everyone using the “pantyhose” defense… they do make crotchless pantyhose.
Everyone knows Britney’s penchant for not wearing underwear, why should her pantyhose be any different?
Iambananas | April 27, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Oh poor Britney… stop making fun of her, people.
Iambananas | April 27, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Oh poor Britney… stop making fun of her, people.
barrie dawg | April 27, 2009 at 6:04 pm
tell the dude on the bike its f%$king Merlot…Merlot idiot
smatt584 | April 27, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Shit like that could give your herpes, herpes.
justifiable | April 27, 2009 at 6:16 pm
#43 If they were crotchless she’d be in danger of flashing everyone when she lifts her leg because those panties are pretty damn narrow in the crotch. Trust me, no professional who dances like this wears crotchless – you need that reinforced seam there. It looks like the string is under the hose.
ileana | April 27, 2009 at 6:17 pm
this post was obviously written by a guy. any girl would know that a tampon is inserted into your vagina and therefore is placed before a girl puts on underwear and clothes such as the pantyhose/tights shes wearing…theres no way thats a tampon string…. unless she’s stupid enough to not know how to put on a tampon.
natural blonde | April 27, 2009 at 6:34 pm
#49 Oh be real ileana, have’nt you ever been to the beach and had to check that damn string is tucked in so you don’t get bikini or thong fallout? It’s not dangling down outside her pantyhose it’s just showing. SHE’S just stupid enough not to have pushed it up before she put them on