Britney Spears has a song about threesomes now
In all honesty, I don’t really follow Britney Spears’ music “career” as much as her penchant for going Tit Commando on a daily basis, but it appears her latest single “3” is about threesomes, according to Rolling Stone:
“Merrier the more, triple fun that way,” Spears sings in one of the many, many innuendo-packed lyrics that seem like they were spawned from Prince’s Dirty Mind-era brain. There’s also “Three is a charm, two is not the same. I don’t see the harm, so are you game?” and “If you don’t like the company, let’s just do it you and me. You and me… Or three… Or four…”
I’m pretty sure having a threesome with Britney Spears wouldn’t be that great. Especially when she’s the only one naked and you’re constantly running to Taco Bell. But I wanna be the guy holding the chicken.