Britney Spears is trapped inside her mansion these days, so she spends most of her time trying on outfits in her room. While few will argue this extreme vagina lockdown is for the greater good, Britney is obviously bored out of her mind. She’s been having lots of friends over who couldn’t wait to share the details with OK! Magazine including Britney’s personal museum for her ex-lover:
An even bigger surprise inside the house — a shrine to ex boyfriend, Justin Timberlake!
Sources tell OK! that few people have seen Brit’s collection of private mementos from her years with the pop superstar. “She’s obsessed with him,” the source reveals. “She has pictures of them together and has devoted a private area just to celebrate him.”
I guess you do form a special bond to the person you lose your virginity to. Which is why I have my own private shrine to honor Mary the Escaped Mental Patient. I’ll never forget that fateful day (last week) when she ran into my yard wearing nothing but a trash bag and construction worker’s helmet. *sigh* It was pure magic. Until she left me for the neighbor’s dog. I know where you sleep, Mr. Barksington!