I’m not up to date on her work, but a number of people have written in that Britney Spears has a new single playing on her official website. If you go here and then click the “Love B” bubble a short clip from her new song “Rebellion” will start playing right away. Although I wonder what it is she’s rebelling against. Clothes that fit? Good parenting? Obviously not Cheetos.
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waterranger | June 22, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Its that Sean Preston Devil photo again!!!
He is rebelling against his “Country roots” y’all. That kind of nonsense is gonna be the death of him.
infatuatingLena | June 22, 2006 at 12:36 pm
that picture kills me. It just says so much. what, I don’t know, But whatever it’s saying, it’s a buttload.
NoraBalora | June 22, 2006 at 12:37 pm
yeah. wow. just stop britney.
limpvamp | June 22, 2006 at 12:38 pm
That song is awful! It’s like she’s trying to channel Paris Hilton’s song with the jamaican twang … awful!
BigJim | June 22, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Shave SP’s head and I’m sure you’ll find the number of the beast.
Time to go crank up the Iron Maiden.
biatcho | June 22, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Just one more reason why hillbillies should all be euthanized.
jane's eyre | June 22, 2006 at 12:44 pm
You mean she didn’t eat the microphone?
yuckyfresh | June 22, 2006 at 12:46 pm
i reinstate my assertion that that bitch can’t sing.
Doppelganger212 | June 22, 2006 at 12:47 pm
God I just LOVE that picture!!!!
He’s got this look like, can you believe this retard gave birth to me. Back-up biyotches.
Stirlang923 | June 22, 2006 at 12:52 pm
YES!!!! THis entry/report is amazing!!!!
superstar26 | June 22, 2006 at 12:53 pm
I personally think the kid is kinda cute.
YES #9
he always has that doped up look on his face! lol
I just pity SP for having parents that are losers.
spatz | June 22, 2006 at 12:55 pm
that kid looks like the devil in that picture.
and wow her website is the ugliest website i’ve ever seen. bad design.
AJKINCT | June 22, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Everone is always hatin on Britney. You all need to get a life and leave the poor girl alone. If everyone commented on everything each and every one of us did on a regular basis we all would be cryin to Matt Lauer. GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
endometriorama | June 22, 2006 at 1:03 pm
is she even “singing” on that song? it doesn’t sound a thing like her “voice” on any of her past piles of shit. give it up, britney. even your core audience of 10 year old girls has caught on.
jane's eyre | June 22, 2006 at 1:06 pm
What is it today and all the whiners?
biatcho | June 22, 2006 at 1:06 pm
#14 – Obviously not all of the 10 year olds have caught on. Someone is still a BIG Britney fan (#13, I am staring at you with my hand on my chin and my eyebrow cocked).
Wait, actually I have a cock on my chin and gizz on my eyebrow. sorry.
RichPort | June 22, 2006 at 1:13 pm
If she has even a few braincells left, K Fed will be newly single.
Italian Stallion | June 22, 2006 at 1:17 pm
The look on that kids face once again is just…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Scary. And fuck you herbiefrog if you thinhk this hgas antyhing to do with you coob…………
Italian Stallion | June 22, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Latrer all i;’m leav ing work due to stupidity…fuck off
gammanormids | June 22, 2006 at 1:20 pm
ugly song…. eww…. she’s rebelling against good music.
(My ears are rebellign against her music. I agree)
biatcho | June 22, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Stallion – it’s a 2 hour soccer match and you’re THAT drunk?
imabeeatch | June 22, 2006 at 1:23 pm
I never really was a big fan of Brit Brit’s music. But I would like to say, that I think Britney is doing the right thing by being there for SP. Most of these douchebag celebrities pop out a couple of kids and then you don’t see or here anything about them until they hit puberty and they start frying their brains, sleeping around with anything that walks and spreading diseases, i.e. Paris Herpes and Lindsay Hohan. Not that I don’t think SP isn’t going to grow up to be a big douchebag anyway. I definitely don’t see a nomination for a mother of the year award in Brits near future, or ever for that matter. BTW – Don’t that bitch have enough money to get herself a parenting coach or something since her own parents are obviously lacking skills in that area.
Jedi Kevin | June 22, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Not only does the song suck, but it doesn’t even sound like Briney. The voice seems lower.
Italian Stallion | June 22, 2006 at 1:28 pm
@21 yes, i drank alot and didn”t hav ve breakfats, no needd to type any more see ya later…..We won Biartcho we won bitches……..smoked too butt wgahtever
CoJo | June 22, 2006 at 1:34 pm
AJKINCT, this is the Superficial, not the Britney Spears Fanclub Website. Why don’t you go there and talk about how Brit is not chubby white-trash and how she is such a wonderful parent, and quite a snappy dresser?
Are you “country” too???
smashinroaches | June 22, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Britney, Britney, Britney. It’s always about Britney. If it wasn’t for the paparazzi (spelling?) following this chick all the time to catch all her fuck-ups, the world would be like…Britney Who? by now.
AJKINCT | June 22, 2006 at 1:44 pm
COJO I AM A COUNTRY TO AND YOU ARE JUST A HATER. THE POOR GIRL IS BEING RIDICULED ALL THE TIME BY PEOPLE WHO ARE WORTHLESS LOOSERS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW. GROW UP ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
smashinroaches | June 22, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Although SP does have that look of evil in his eyes.
I agree with BigJim, they should shave his head just to make sure!
That’s funny shit. Thank everyone for making my day off soooo fucking hilarious.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 22, 2006 at 1:47 pm
AJKINCT, you are a country? You must be huge.
Jacq | June 22, 2006 at 1:47 pm
If there’s no banjo, she’s rebelling against country.
#24 – I love drunk Stallion!!
Becca | June 22, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Everybody else knows her career is over except for her.
biatcho | June 22, 2006 at 1:47 pm
oohhh, we gots us one of them fiesty ones who get all fired up & yell at people in capital letters. I can feel the fury & the wrath. The cuntry wrath!!
MeganHarris | June 22, 2006 at 1:51 pm
I forgot she even sang…
I thought she just paraded around being an idiot , dropping kids, and living with losers.
trulymadlydeeplytori | June 22, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Holy mackerel! What a horrid song. Why does being country equate to trash? it doesnt really, brit brit is more trash than anything else.
I love her 65 yr old woman looking arms. Just like my granny used to have!
Errrika | June 22, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Holy Shit! She hired the Fat Boys to beat box in the background! I haven’t heard anything from then since “Wipe Out” in the 80′s.
Mrs. Boop | June 22, 2006 at 1:55 pm
#13 Actually if I made as much money as Britney does I would shut the hell up
lay back and count my money not go on TV crying….
Italian Stallion | June 22, 2006 at 1:55 pm
MeganHarris, in all honehstly your pictur e really creeps me out………thats some scary shiy, and I’m being serious right noe, it makes me want too overdosde on butter,,,,,,,,,,,
tits_on_snack | June 22, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Lawl.
smashinroaches | June 22, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Hey yall got anoder one dat like to mispell
LOOSER!!!!!!!!!! (Who was that other chick?)
jane's eyre | June 22, 2006 at 1:58 pm
I love the phrase that all Britney lovers must know before becoming part of her fan club–”You are all just haters!”
Why is it that they all know this phrase? Coincidence? I think not.
P.S. BIG pet peeve of mine–it’s LOSERS, not LOOSERS.
Jacq | June 22, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Britney is soooo country that she’s probably never heard of stocks or investments. Any and all money she’s ever made is probably all sitting in a checking account at her local bank.
QUIT BOGARTING THE BUTTER!
Italian Stallion | June 22, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Fuck you smashing roacjes, who thw fuck are you wnyway, and I would check my spewillg but fucj it is miore fiunny bthis way, i’m eating now should bec better in a minutre
libertarienne | June 22, 2006 at 2:03 pm
Looser-
Noun (archaic): One who makes things loose.
(see “Loosener)”
“K-Fed is a Britney’s pussy looser.”
Adjective: Not as tight as before.
“Britney’s pussy is so much looser that sexual intercourse with her has become akin to throwing a kielbasa into a volcano.”
Jacq | June 22, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Jane and smashing – It’s losser! DUH!
AJKINCT | June 22, 2006 at 2:08 pm
OH SO WHAT I SPELLED SOMETHING INCORRECTLY!!!! HALF THE SHIT WRITTEN HERE IS SPELLED INCORRECTLY.
biatcho | June 22, 2006 at 2:10 pm
#45 you see you could have just wrote “mispelled” there at the end. Instead of reiterating the word incorrectly twice within 2 sentences. This is just ridiculous you kids. Didn’t you just get done taking finals??
CoJo | June 22, 2006 at 2:12 pm
AJKINCT, please, turn down “Hit me baby one more time”, turn off Jerry Springer and go get a life…at least take a shower. Seriously, I didn’t know Walmart had free wi-fi.
I come here for amusement. Stop taking yourself and your Britney Spears so seriously. Take another look at the interview from last week and try defending this girl again. Wait…maybe your a relative of hers, right? In that case, do me a favor, give the bitch a call…tell her that if she wants to act like she’s country, then move out of the “big city” and back to the country, where people can chew with their big fat mouths wide open, drive with their babies on their laps and walk barefoot wherever they want.
Jacq | June 22, 2006 at 2:15 pm
#46 – What finals do janitors have to take?
Italian Stallion | June 22, 2006 at 2:21 pm
@46 You know ne better than that, I went out eraly for the game and drank, I uasually don’t mispell amd am 28 years old, so no finals nor am Im acting like a little kid, if I wanted to spell shit correctly I can, Ready, I will make sure I spell everything right from now on, will that make yu happy. Come on Biatcho you knoe me better than that, FORTZA ITALIA BITCHES
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 22, 2006 at 2:21 pm
I am seriously contemplating suing Britney Spears for her latest track, “Rebellion.” She stole it from me. Last time I was “composing” in the shitter, I swear the sounds coming out of me sounded just like that song. She must’ve had my toilet bugged or something.