Britney Spears has a new single

June 22nd, 2006 // 107 Comments
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I’m not up to date on her work, but a number of people have written in that Britney Spears has a new single playing on her official website. If you go here and then click the “Love B” bubble a short clip from her new song “Rebellion” will start playing right away. Although I wonder what it is she’s rebelling against. Clothes that fit? Good parenting? Obviously not Cheetos.


  1. waterranger

    Its that Sean Preston Devil photo again!!!

    He is rebelling against his “Country roots” y’all. That kind of nonsense is gonna be the death of him.

  2. infatuatingLena

    that picture kills me. It just says so much. what, I don’t know, But whatever it’s saying, it’s a buttload.

  3. NoraBalora

    yeah. wow. just stop britney.

  4. limpvamp

    That song is awful! It’s like she’s trying to channel Paris Hilton’s song with the jamaican twang … awful!

  5. BigJim

    Shave SP’s head and I’m sure you’ll find the number of the beast.

    Time to go crank up the Iron Maiden.

  6. biatcho

    Just one more reason why hillbillies should all be euthanized.

  7. jane's eyre

    You mean she didn’t eat the microphone?

  8. yuckyfresh

    i reinstate my assertion that that bitch can’t sing.

  9. Doppelganger212

    God I just LOVE that picture!!!!

    He’s got this look like, can you believe this retard gave birth to me. Back-up biyotches.

  10. Stirlang923

    YES!!!! THis entry/report is amazing!!!!

  11. superstar26

    I personally think the kid is kinda cute.

    YES #9
    he always has that doped up look on his face! lol

    I just pity SP for having parents that are losers.

  12. spatz

    that kid looks like the devil in that picture.

    and wow her website is the ugliest website i’ve ever seen. bad design.

  13. AJKINCT

    Everone is always hatin on Britney. You all need to get a life and leave the poor girl alone. If everyone commented on everything each and every one of us did on a regular basis we all would be cryin to Matt Lauer. GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. endometriorama

    is she even “singing” on that song? it doesn’t sound a thing like her “voice” on any of her past piles of shit. give it up, britney. even your core audience of 10 year old girls has caught on.

  15. jane's eyre

    What is it today and all the whiners?

  16. biatcho

    #14 – Obviously not all of the 10 year olds have caught on. Someone is still a BIG Britney fan (#13, I am staring at you with my hand on my chin and my eyebrow cocked).

    Wait, actually I have a cock on my chin and gizz on my eyebrow. sorry.

  17. RichPort

    If she has even a few braincells left, K Fed will be newly single.

  18. Italian Stallion

    The look on that kids face once again is just…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Scary. And fuck you herbiefrog if you thinhk this hgas antyhing to do with you coob…………

  19. Italian Stallion

    Latrer all i;’m leav ing work due to stupidity…fuck off

  20. gammanormids

    ugly song…. eww…. she’s rebelling against good music.
    (My ears are rebellign against her music. I agree)

  21. biatcho

    Stallion – it’s a 2 hour soccer match and you’re THAT drunk?

  22. imabeeatch

    I never really was a big fan of Brit Brit’s music. But I would like to say, that I think Britney is doing the right thing by being there for SP. Most of these douchebag celebrities pop out a couple of kids and then you don’t see or here anything about them until they hit puberty and they start frying their brains, sleeping around with anything that walks and spreading diseases, i.e. Paris Herpes and Lindsay Hohan. Not that I don’t think SP isn’t going to grow up to be a big douchebag anyway. I definitely don’t see a nomination for a mother of the year award in Brits near future, or ever for that matter. BTW – Don’t that bitch have enough money to get herself a parenting coach or something since her own parents are obviously lacking skills in that area.

  23. Jedi Kevin

    Not only does the song suck, but it doesn’t even sound like Briney. The voice seems lower.

  24. Italian Stallion

    @21 yes, i drank alot and didn”t hav ve breakfats, no needd to type any more see ya later…..We won Biartcho we won bitches……..smoked too butt wgahtever

  25. CoJo

    AJKINCT, this is the Superficial, not the Britney Spears Fanclub Website. Why don’t you go there and talk about how Brit is not chubby white-trash and how she is such a wonderful parent, and quite a snappy dresser?

    Are you “country” too???

  26. smashinroaches

    Britney, Britney, Britney. It’s always about Britney. If it wasn’t for the paparazzi (spelling?) following this chick all the time to catch all her fuck-ups, the world would be like…Britney Who? by now.

  27. AJKINCT

    COJO I AM A COUNTRY TO AND YOU ARE JUST A HATER. THE POOR GIRL IS BEING RIDICULED ALL THE TIME BY PEOPLE WHO ARE WORTHLESS LOOSERS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW. GROW UP ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. smashinroaches

    Although SP does have that look of evil in his eyes.

    I agree with BigJim, they should shave his head just to make sure!

    That’s funny shit. Thank everyone for making my day off soooo fucking hilarious.

  29. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    AJKINCT, you are a country? You must be huge.

  30. Jacq

    If there’s no banjo, she’s rebelling against country.

    #24 – I love drunk Stallion!!

  31. Becca

    Everybody else knows her career is over except for her.

  32. biatcho

    oohhh, we gots us one of them fiesty ones who get all fired up & yell at people in capital letters. I can feel the fury & the wrath. The cuntry wrath!!

  33. I forgot she even sang…

    I thought she just paraded around being an idiot , dropping kids, and living with losers.

  34. trulymadlydeeplytori

    Holy mackerel! What a horrid song. Why does being country equate to trash? it doesnt really, brit brit is more trash than anything else.

    I love her 65 yr old woman looking arms. Just like my granny used to have!

  35. Errrika

    Holy Shit! She hired the Fat Boys to beat box in the background! I haven’t heard anything from then since “Wipe Out” in the 80′s.

  36. Mrs. Boop

    #13 Actually if I made as much money as Britney does I would shut the hell up
    lay back and count my money not go on TV crying….

  37. Italian Stallion

    MeganHarris, in all honehstly your pictur e really creeps me out………thats some scary shiy, and I’m being serious right noe, it makes me want too overdosde on butter,,,,,,,,,,,

  38. tits_on_snack

    Lawl.

  39. smashinroaches

    Hey yall got anoder one dat like to mispell
    LOOSER!!!!!!!!!! (Who was that other chick?)

  40. jane's eyre

    I love the phrase that all Britney lovers must know before becoming part of her fan club–”You are all just haters!”

    Why is it that they all know this phrase? Coincidence? I think not.

    P.S. BIG pet peeve of mine–it’s LOSERS, not LOOSERS.

  41. Jacq

    Britney is soooo country that she’s probably never heard of stocks or investments. Any and all money she’s ever made is probably all sitting in a checking account at her local bank.

    QUIT BOGARTING THE BUTTER!

  42. Italian Stallion

    Fuck you smashing roacjes, who thw fuck are you wnyway, and I would check my spewillg but fucj it is miore fiunny bthis way, i’m eating now should bec better in a minutre

  43. libertarienne

    Looser-
    Noun (archaic): One who makes things loose.
    (see “Loosener)”

    “K-Fed is a Britney’s pussy looser.”

    Adjective: Not as tight as before.

    “Britney’s pussy is so much looser that sexual intercourse with her has become akin to throwing a kielbasa into a volcano.”

  44. Jacq

    Jane and smashing – It’s losser! DUH!

  45. AJKINCT

    OH SO WHAT I SPELLED SOMETHING INCORRECTLY!!!! HALF THE SHIT WRITTEN HERE IS SPELLED INCORRECTLY.

  46. biatcho

    #45 you see you could have just wrote “mispelled” there at the end. Instead of reiterating the word incorrectly twice within 2 sentences. This is just ridiculous you kids. Didn’t you just get done taking finals??

  47. CoJo

    AJKINCT, please, turn down “Hit me baby one more time”, turn off Jerry Springer and go get a life…at least take a shower. Seriously, I didn’t know Walmart had free wi-fi.
    I come here for amusement. Stop taking yourself and your Britney Spears so seriously. Take another look at the interview from last week and try defending this girl again. Wait…maybe your a relative of hers, right? In that case, do me a favor, give the bitch a call…tell her that if she wants to act like she’s country, then move out of the “big city” and back to the country, where people can chew with their big fat mouths wide open, drive with their babies on their laps and walk barefoot wherever they want.

  48. Jacq

    #46 – What finals do janitors have to take?

  49. Italian Stallion

    @46 You know ne better than that, I went out eraly for the game and drank, I uasually don’t mispell amd am 28 years old, so no finals nor am Im acting like a little kid, if I wanted to spell shit correctly I can, Ready, I will make sure I spell everything right from now on, will that make yu happy. Come on Biatcho you knoe me better than that, FORTZA ITALIA BITCHES

  50. I am seriously contemplating suing Britney Spears for her latest track, “Rebellion.” She stole it from me. Last time I was “composing” in the shitter, I swear the sounds coming out of me sounded just like that song. She must’ve had my toilet bugged or something.

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