Britney Spears is somehow meeting men

November 18th, 2008 // 59 Comments

Britney Spears, despite being legally insane, went out on a date last night with a mystery man at Sur in Los Angeles. This has to be a kick in the birth canal for all the sane women out there who know that children aren’t an end table for your cellphone yet still can’t find a man. Ladies, I’m here for you – provided you don’t try to change me and make me wear pants. Can’t you just love me for who I am? *sniff* I’m going to my mother’s.


  1. mai-tai

    He is definitely gay.

  2. peterpills

    and WHAT IS she holding delicately between the fingers of her right hand, of the umbrella man??

  3. He looks just like this guy I know who’s a struggling actor/model that lives in New York. He’s been in some national commercials/ads, but he’s been a bartender at a swanky restaurant for years…very cute and dates girls….but gays off on the side.

  4. friendlyfires

    UMMMMMMMM ….
    He’s gay … no really … very gay … throws up if he smells vag-crotch … see, he’s trying not to retch in that photo … he’s a handler … just to make sure Britney doesn’t accidentally create another life that drains her bank account … always hire the gay gayest gay handler … look he’s tasting vomit in that photo, see?

  5. # 47 you idiot I was referring to miniememe=Jayger

    One more thing Britney hates you mimi!! I garanty you…

  6. mysti

    definitely an upgrade from stupid k-fed

  7. mysti

    definitely an upgrade from stupid k-fed

  8. Nate

    Obviously that guy is gay. She is just hanging out with a gay guy.

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