Britney Spears, despite being legally insane, went out on a date last night with a mystery man at Sur in Los Angeles. This has to be a kick in the birth canal for all the sane women out there who know that children aren’t an end table for your cellphone yet still can’t find a man. Ladies, I’m here for you – provided you don’t try to change me and make me wear pants. Can’t you just love me for who I am? *sniff* I’m going to my mother’s.
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mimi | November 18, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Britney is doing GREAT!
Must be hard to continue to bash someone on their way UP…
but FISH is an ass-wipe!
mimi | November 18, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Oh… and FIRST… all you Britney hating a-holes!
Sigfa | November 18, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Someone get this woman an eyebrow comb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RoflcerOfTheLawl | November 18, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I see a sex tape sold for a mil in the future.
Anonymous | November 18, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Hey mimi……..HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! On the way up!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You Britards kill me!!
Mia | November 18, 2008 at 12:57 pm
He must be gay…
Rome | November 18, 2008 at 12:58 pm
She has tremendously improved in the looks-department, but those eyebrows are fucking killing me…
Also, the dude is hot, great hair, but he looks like she has got at least five years on him. Gold-digging motherfucker. Literally.
Erica | November 18, 2008 at 12:58 pm
So Britney has become a fag hag. Seriously look at the last picture – hag on the left, very handsome fag on the right.
Sunflower | November 18, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Nice bracelets there buddy. Is he related to Criss Angel?
Smile | November 18, 2008 at 1:03 pm
That’s not a man, it’s a boy. Looking for a mother figure. Ummmmm, milfy….
anonymous gay man | November 18, 2008 at 1:03 pm
“So, yeah, I kinda hit rock bottom when I went out on a date with this retarded chick. Eyes five miles apart. Got droppings from her dinner all over her clothes. When she started speaking with a British accent I said I had to go to the men’s room and I ended up sucking the first cock I could grab in there. It was then that I knew I couldn’t be with women anymore.”
le fag | November 18, 2008 at 1:06 pm
He has an iPhone 2G. That was so six months ago. Upgrade your phone and your choice in ladies.
Fernanado Narcos | November 18, 2008 at 1:06 pm
mimi-You know,I feel sorry for you,being so fucking invested in some dope addled retard’s life like you are.It must be awful to have that pathetic a life.
Kim Carnes | November 18, 2008 at 1:10 pm
She’ll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She’ll lay you on her throne
She got catfish eyes
She’ll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come out blue
She’s got catfish eyes
maitre d' | November 18, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Ah yes, the tall dark handsome bottomboy and the exquisite lady with the extra chromosome…we’ve been expecting you!
Anon | November 18, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Christ if a woman turned up to a date with me and put that little effort into looking good and dressing up for it she wouldn’t see me again.
Especially when I know she can scrub up nice.
(scrub up-photoshop whatever)
Mike | November 18, 2008 at 1:15 pm
She’s dating Jose Canseco? Perfect.
mimi | November 18, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Anonymous – you must be very sucessful…
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOSER!
mONKeY | November 18, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Go Brit! He’s Smokin!!
She is doing quite well for herself..
can we say jealous much???? lol bunch of FaT losers on here hahahahaha
Her and her new boy toy are 100 times better looking then any one on here AND she makes 100+ times more $$$.
Pathetic people amuse me :)
AG | November 18, 2008 at 1:31 pm
He looks like a gigolo.
Max Planck | November 18, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I hear that this septic tank is going to light the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center. Will that be with or without undies?
Britney | November 18, 2008 at 1:35 pm
“Honestly, I have no idea where I got the HIV!!! But I’ll do everything I can to make sure my kids don’t—-oh fuck, now they’re HIV+ too. How’d that happen? Maybe from the hives. You know, hives, hiv, same thing, basically.”
Anon | November 18, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Damn, I got insulted by a britard.
If only I cared what mimi thought.
hahaha…whats the point. she/he can’t read
jzz | November 18, 2008 at 1:43 pm
wow he looks like an asshole.
ugly as fuck.
annie | November 18, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.
crankymiss | November 18, 2008 at 1:46 pm
The guy has short legs!
Not my type.
And he looks cross-eyed, although I love the Latino look. I think I’m going to bed real soon…
n | November 18, 2008 at 1:51 pm
he’s hot but i think a touch gay.
Cindy | November 18, 2008 at 1:56 pm
He’s a prostate-touch gay.
Vince Lombardi | November 18, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Of course he’s gay…. he’s David Hasselhoff, Jr.
Jo Mama | November 18, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Skinny lil fuck ain’t he?
Massa' | November 18, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Birock Obomma is using dark make-up in interviews and photo shoots so he looks more like a pure-bred Porch Monkey instead of the oreo he usually looks like. He’s trying to appeal more to all the ghetto darkies that voted for his coon ass, so they’ll still think he’s gonna pay their rent.
boring | November 18, 2008 at 2:04 pm
#31 blah blah blah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
michelle | November 18, 2008 at 2:07 pm
insane people can still date. i’m surprised papa spears wasn’t hiding out in the bushes.
i think brit is doing well.
Me 2 | November 18, 2008 at 2:12 pm
What is up with those eyebrows????
Whoever he is, he just kissed his privacy good-bye.
observer | November 18, 2008 at 2:16 pm
To break the ice, he told Britney “you know, when you get a blowjob, it makes your whole day, but when you get anal sex, it makes your hole weak” and then he started to cry.
Thumperchica | November 18, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I don’t care either way but….
2nd pic, is it me, or does she look like she somehow developed down’s syndrome?
Shawn | November 18, 2008 at 2:50 pm
She must really like the guy. She put on a bra and everything.
lulu | November 18, 2008 at 3:02 pm
YUM! He’s HOT!!! go get ‘em brit!
Buffy | November 18, 2008 at 3:10 pm
He has eyes like Wonky McValtrex (aka Paris Hilton)
Rough Daddy | November 18, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Thats a whoooolata baggage right there!!! good luck buddy…
Zane | November 18, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Imagine how much semen you could land between her eyes.
Rough Daddy | November 18, 2008 at 3:48 pm
wonder if miniememe going to make another “leave Britney alone ” video!
Ssssss | November 18, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Where does she dig these guys up? She’s under constant supervision and she still manages to find herself another guy who resembles an oily, slithery snake on two legs. Kevin Federline, wigga snake — Adnan Ghalib, Muslim pap snake — this guy, gay gigolo who will occasionally loan himself out to famous women for money snake. Way to go Britney.
Shit For Brains | November 18, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Probably lots, Zane.
Your question was riveting and timely.
Kudos.
Sport | November 18, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Just ask yourself:
Would a normal dude, with no issues and NOT a golddigger, EVER go out with Britney?
Nice try there Rico Suave.
mimi | November 18, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Anon –
Damn, it’s hard to take someone seriously who has no name.
Get a life… get a name… get a brain.
mimi | November 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Rough Daddy – no… no video…
Go aim for the toilet… that should keep you busy for a couple hours.
mimi | November 18, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Sport –
Just ask yourself:
Would a normal person, with no issues EVER give a dam about someone who only gets off by putting people down?
TheWickedWitchOfTheWest | November 18, 2008 at 5:34 pm
The caterpillar eyebrows could be throwing me off…but her right tit appears to be freakish larger than the left one. Maybe she forgot to put in both cutlets when she rolled out of the dumpster?
TheWickedWitchOfTheWest | November 18, 2008 at 5:35 pm
that would be freakishly*