Britney Spears has a new boyfriend

March 14th, 2007 // 99 Comments
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Britney Spears has reportedly met a new boy in rehab, and the two are “growing very close” since their “special” relationship began. The guy’s name is Jason Filyaw (here’s his MySpace) and he refused to confirm or deny whether he’s dating Britney, but admitted, “I love her, I support her 100% and we are close.” He’s been attending AA meetings with Spears and added that he’s been helping Britney with the spiritually “deep” part of her recovery.

So the guy’s in rehab and looks like that. Wow, what a catch. If this relationship falls through (and I get the feeling it might) she should consider dating that creepy guy who follows little children around in his van. If we’re gonna date winners we might as well go for the gold.

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  1. jrzmommy

    “Iam very much into Yoga, Tai Chi, Meditation,Powers of Egypt, buddha, and reading the Zohar…” but getting high on life alone is completely alien to me. To really charge me I need a speedball made of Colombia’s whitest and the Orient’s tarriest!!

  2. Bugman4045

    Cindi, you are confused sweetie. This isn’t the site to issue posts of encouragement. This site is for posting mildly amusing and insightful criticisms about people who deserve our scorn.

  3. Cindi

    It halves to 13. That’s pretty unlucky.

  4. biatcho

    Cindy with an i, you’re one of the reasons people hate Americans. What excatly has she done to prove she has “worked so hard to fix her problems”??? Running in & out of rehab 3 times within a week and a half, then shaving her head & beating the crap out of a car with an umbrella? While I understand it is a lot more exercise than she has done in about 4 years but I hardly think it is helping her work through her problems. She is a trainwreck of a soul and should be put to sleep to put her out of her misery for good. And by the way, she brings all of this on herself because she has the proper decision making skills of a cheese omellete.

  5. Cindi

    It doubles to 52, but only if she plays her cards right.

  6. Cindi

    Please help, Farrakhan’s numerology has taken over my mind.

  7. SurroundedByFools

    @14 ASOB rock IS a type of music started by a band called Arrogant Sons of Bitches. Get it? ASOB………….do some research before you spout your hole. Speaking of losers………….

  8. Cindi

    biatcho you’re nothing if not predictable.

  9. Sheva

    Wot a mess this chick is. It doesn’t get much lower than hooking up in rehab.

    When they get out he can show her how to properly shoot up drugs and all kinds of cool stuff. She’s a total disaster even in rehab.

    Obviously she has issues and never matured due to her money making machine that controlled her for so long. You can thank her mom and K-dick.

    She needs a lot of therapy.

  10. Cindi

    the “i” is for “shiny” and it worked like a charm

  11. NicotineEyePatch

    He’s more her financial equal than K-Fed was (if he can afford $48,000 a month for rehab) and when they get out, they can both relapse together.
    Love is nice!

  12. Sheva

    He obviously forgot to list his favorite hobby: doin drugs.

  13. BarbadoSlim

    6feet 7inches of pure loser and that’s without getting into the STDs he’s surely recently contracted.

    Rich? I think not.

  14. jrzmommy

    When I see the name Cindi–with an “i”, I get imagery of what I call “Cindi…with and Eye”…a really stupid blonde with lopsided boobs with one great big overly-made-up eye right smack in the middle of her bubble head…

  15. biatcho

    Cindi – It’s almost Spring, don’t you have to fluff your pom poms & take the lead as head of the prom committee? It’s almost time to take down those pictures of Britney from your locker while you’re at it there sweetcheeks.

  16. Cindi

    #64 – HEY! Stop calling me PrettyBaby.

  17. NipsyHustle

    #57

    yeah, anyone who actually knows what the fuck “asob rock” is is actually a loser indeed.

  18. jrzmommy

    Hey, Biatcho, know how you can tell the head cheerleader? She’s the one with the dirty knees!!
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    Cindi with an i……….

  19. schack

    i’m assuming you are talking to me, barbado, though it might be just another bait and switch… you love that, don’t you, you little tease. i’m gonna span…um sorry, wandering mind-

    anyway- do you have any idea how much a rehab center like that costs? he’s gotta be rich

    and i like his song.

  20. schack

    i’m assuming you are talking to me, barbado, though it might be just another bait and switch… you love that, don’t you, you little tease. i’m gonna span…um sorry, wandering mind-

    anyway- do you have any idea how much a rehab center like that costs? he’s gotta be rich

    and i like his song.

  21. BarbadoSlim

    make that 3″ inches, he’s still a dirtbag, and there must be some explanation for how he’s paying for his stay at that place. This guy cannot be a millionaire, I refuse to believe it.

    Medical plan maybe?

  22. Cindi

    biatcho how are those squirmy dreams of schack going these days? do you still wake up right before you orgasm as she slides a finger up your ass?

  23. schack

    well, in this country you have to be rich to afford the kind of health insurance that would cover inpatient services at a place like that.

  24. BarbadoSlim

    Wait wait wait, anybody remember that Larry guy that married Elizabeth Taylor like 5 marriages ago? She met him at a place like this when they were in rehab, he was also a douchebag without a penny to his name as well, I think his workman’s comp or some shit like that was paying for the treatment.

  25. Naid

    Im not one to judge by looks, but his band does sound good, and at least he has a job unlike the other loosers shes dated.. sure ” eyezik” was a ” model ” but when was the last time we saw him in any ads? Also , i think this guy is involved with someone and the press are just trying to make shit up…not like thats never happend before =P

  26. SurroundedByFools

    No, nipsy (or is that tipsy?), the loser is one who just can’t quite get it right and then proceeds to call everyone else a loser to cover his own lack of knowledge. Go back to sleep now and it will all be over tomorrow………

  27. biatcho

    Oh teh cindeeee, you are teh dumb. Jrz – you know how else you can tell the head cheerleader – she’s got constant lockjaw from all the dicksucking!

  28. schack

    alright. i concede. he’s probably another penniless douche.

  29. BarbadoSlim

    Correction *workmen’s

    Since this is The Superficial we are not here to give this wannabe a free pass, I don’t care if he’s Jim Morrison re-incarnated. To us he’s just a gold-digging druggie with a criminal record and possible ties to Al-Quaeda ’til he proves otherwise.

  30. NipsyHustle

    #76

    “or is that tipsy”? wow, that was completely original. i’d be on the verge of tears if your quips weren’t so average. try sticks and stones next time.

  31. biatcho

    That said, I did get a little tingly just from reading Cindi’s last comment.

  32. biatcho

    #81 – Thanks Wally – have you moved the dead prostitutes from your mom’s basement yet? The smell is tipping the neighbors off so you may wanna do that before you end up getting fingerblasted in jail, which you may or may not enjoy. can’t tell.

  33. whitegold

    Gold digger? Basically BS seems so friggin desperate to find a friend that she’ll hook up with ANYONE willing to talk to her. Seriously, I honestly think everyone on this site would even have a good chance of becoming her new best friend if they ever meet her. She’s got nobody, she’s desperate, she’ll hook up with anyone. So damn pathetic. As for the guy, aside from being a gold digger, how can one stand to hook up with Brit? I’ve gotta imagine that hittin it would be one of the most disgustingly traumatic things ever. How could you even get it up, looking at that stubbly quasi-bald head, seeing the dazed and confused look in her eyes, that worn out body, and just having the very knowledge that you’re about to enter a hole once occupied by k-fed, along with a plethora of other losers. It takes a pretty messed up guy to want to hook up with BS at this stage. She’s still a dirty rehab ho, at least give her a chance to clean up, get herself back together, and take her virus medications before even considering it!

  34. jrzmommy

    in re: 83–Fuck it! I’ll be her friend if she’s buying the drinks.

  35. biatcho

    #82 – sorry, i had to take a giant steaming dump. around here we call that a “big biatcho”. were you saying something?

  36. PunjabPete

    Zero to “I love her” in a couple of days… Quality relationship…

    Thanks for the props Fish… I posted this in the Olsen thread yesterday and sent it in via the submission form…

  37. TrippyGoogler

    I love how he says on his MySpace page that he doesn’t want kids. What a coincidence! Neither does Britney! Ooops…

  38. Dr.kevinpothead

    biatcho on March 15, 2007 7:40 AM

    What excatly has she done to prove she has “worked so hard to fix her problems”??? Running in & out of rehab 3 times within a week and a half, then shaving her head & beating the crap out of a car with an umbrella? While I understand it is a lot more exercise than she has done in about 4 years but I hardly think it is helping her work through her problems. She is a trainwreck of a soul and should be put to sleep to put her out of her misery for good. And by the way, she brings all of this on herself because she has the proper decision making skills of a cheese omellete.

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
    i agree, shes just helpless, and dating a dude in REHAB? wonderful, so they can get out, she can by her own engagement ring (again! how sad?!), and make him a (shitty) rapper! plus, we all know shell drop another $400K on some exotic car J-Sun just has to have LOL
    and Biatcho, your fuckin hilarious!

  39. whitegold

    #84

  40. jrzmommy

    you’re right, whitegold, she’ll also try to dump her kids off on me too, and there’s just not enough booze in the world to compensate for that.

  41. DrPhowstus

    I’d fuck Britney, just to sell the pictures to Perez Hilton of course, but I’d fuck her. Bald, weaved-up, sober, asleep, fuck it. I can pretend understand her pain as I force he head into my lap. How hard could that be?

  42. Lowlands

    This must be the reason why she STAYS in this rehab because i think it’s actually a brothel.

  43. velveethra

    Thirteenth step y’all.

  44. SurroundedByFools

    Sticks and stones – bwaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Once a loser, always a loser.

  45. WILL EVERYONE Shut the fuck up! Jason is a myspace friend of mine that I have never met, mainly cause the the fucker is always in rehab!

    I KEED, I KEED!

  46. Lowlands

    Am i glad i’m currently not in the same rehab.Man would that be spooky and creepy.Every night having a bald woman knocking at your door asking you for a can of coke.

  47. imran karim

    this one is a real winnner

  48. eliseb

    i speak from *ahem* experience when i say you should NOT find guys in rehab. there’s a reason why they’re in rehab. because they can’t function in the real world.

  49. licklick

    In deep? Well, he’d better pull it out before he catches something.

    Really though, junkie on junkie is not the ideal match.

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