Britney Spears has a new boyfriend


Britney Spears has reportedly met a new boy in rehab, and the two are “growing very close” since their “special” relationship began. The guy’s name is Jason Filyaw (here’s his MySpace) and he refused to confirm or deny whether he’s dating Britney, but admitted, “I love her, I support her 100% and we are close.” He’s been attending AA meetings with Spears and added that he’s been helping Britney with the spiritually “deep” part of her recovery.

So the guy’s in rehab and looks like that. Wow, what a catch. If this relationship falls through (and I get the feeling it might) she should consider dating that creepy guy who follows little children around in his van. If we’re gonna date winners we might as well go for the gold.