Britney Spears has a mini-meltdown

January 29th, 2008 // 78 Comments

Britney Spears got into what is assumed to be an argument last night with Sam Lufti. Britney and Sam were pulling up to the gate of her house when Britney jumped out of the car. She appeared to be crying and was clutching her dog London. People reports:

Wearing brown high heels, cutoff shorts and a plaid fedora, Spears then seemed to downplay the incident, saying, “I’m fine. I’m . . . having a nice time with my dog.” (She later hopped into a car with another photographer, Filipe Teixeira, who gave her a lift to Ralph’s supermarket in Studio City, before bringing her home. He and another photographer pal were then invited inside, where they spent the remainder of the night.)

After being out of the picture for a while, Adnan Ghalib appeared was not allowed past the gate. The guards had instructions to keep him out. Adnan showed his fellow paps a text from Sam that claims he is a “manic trigger.” Meanwhile, Britney’s parents showed up at the house:

The family reunion didn’t last long, however – as Spears, clutching a bag, bolted from the mansion, says a source. She hopped into a car with Ghalib and the two sped off.

Their getaway hit a speed bump, however, when their car got a flat tire. (Spears is no stranger to vehicular malfunction.) The two pulled into a Chevron to pump air into the deflated tire, then returned to the Summit house – where mom Lynne, and the two photographers, still waited – at around 11 p.m. (Ghalib left soon afterward.)

TMZ is reporting Britney’s parents, along with Sam Lufti and Alli Sims, are finally having an intervention with Britney so she’ll get mental help. I hear Sam has already threatened to pee on Britney’s grave and feed her to Satan if she doesn’t listen. He’s, uh, not very good at these things.


  1. p0nk

    navin johnson just left her.

  2. Holy Guacamole

    Maybe it’s the hat? I think the hat is the root of her problems.

  3. aeuwave

    it’s my party and i’ll cry if i want too…

    i predict she will have a few more mini meltdowns before the ULTIMATE one. i’m kinda like nostradamus

  4. m0

    I thought she had a restraining order on him??? Isn’t he selling videos of her???? So confused?

  5. m0

    I thought she had a restraining order on him??? Isn’t he selling videos of her???? So confused?

  6. Spazz

    Crazy lady, comin’ thru.

    Amazing outfit, Brit.

  7. Judd

    Hey, how come no crotch shot??? I wanna see that beat-up & bald puss! Does anyone think she takes it in the ass?


    Just one step closer to finally going Anna Nichole!

  9. Does this thing work now?

    (not Britney, this site)

  10. Hacklerf

    this is fucking wrong man

  11. Hopefully this will do the trick

  12. Adnan

    Hey you fuckers, take that picture of me off of this website. I’m not at my best in this photo, you can see that I look like a fat douchebag terrorist. And that’s just not who I am. Really I’m not so fat.

  13. IWONKY

    #3 What hat, the ASSHAT?

  14. g

    what a shame poor chick

  15. Conscience Found

    Britney was sent by God to make people stop gossiping. You will all be sorry.

  16. hi-priced call girl

    What the hell is that godforsaken paint splashed outfit that tool is wearing?

  17. deaconjones

    Maybe Adnan is a terrorist. Maybe it’s a new kind of warfare, a mental warfare if you will, to subject the people to this trash. Christ, put the gun in your mouth already Britney

  18. The White Urkle

    She has looked better, thats for sure. At this point I would rather do Jammie Lyne than Brittney.

  19. #13, no just a douche bag. Why’d you make me click on that picture?

  20. I hate Brit's Perpetual Whore Pimp Mother

    Boo hoo, I suck!, I don’t know how to dress myself or color coordinate. I can’t sing, I can’t dance. Oh, it’s everybody elses fault too. Boo hoo!!! It’s couldn’t possibly be my own fault…I’m fuckin’ Britney, bitch and my shit does NOT STINK!!!! Dang-it!

  21. travis

    This is starting to get sad. Her only friends are the paps who follow her around and parasites like Sam Lufti. Get the to a nunnery, Brit!

  22. Auntie Kryst

    If Rodney Dangerfield were still alive:
    Whoa, that’s the ugliest hat I’ve ever seen. I bet they give you a free bowl of soup if you buy it. Looks good on you though. *rolling eyes*

    Good photo of that Adnan shithead. He is writing the new manual on doucheness, nice Hot Topic clothes there cheesedick.

  23. What? No panties? What a gyp…

  24. redsonja1313


    This girl is making the crazy homeless people of the world look like royalty !!!

  25. my comment

    Photo number 3 is simply spectacular. The photographer should win a Pulitzer for that.

  26. table pride

    adnan is horrible looking. look at his terrible outfit. he needs to take that vagina strip off. he thinks that he is so sexy, and you can tell just by the pictures that he takes. in the picture posted, he is attempting to look “exotic” but he just looks like a retarded mexican with a fucking racing strip on his chin.

  27. my comment

    Photo number 3 is simply spectacular. The photographer should win a Pulitzer for that.

  28. comment

    I seriously think if this keeps going on as it is she’s going to commit suicide or something. And I think that’s really sad… Look at her! She’s in agony.

  29. Jeff

    I wear my green fedora, fedora. I wear my green fedora, fedora.

    hyuk, hyuk, hyuk, hyuk. hyuk, hyuk, hyuk, hyuk.

  30. hausfrau

    I’m really just not getting the whole Sam Lufti- Adnan Gonad triangle. Hopefully they’ll get into a shoot out one night so that I can clear up my confusion.
    Oh- and by the way #16- just because you leave a self-righteous comment does NOT mean you can read Britney gossip and get away with it. YOU’RE GOING TO HELL.

  31. hnb

    everyone has their flaws.

  32. Hugh Jorgan

    Every time Britney cries an angel gets thier wings.

  33. Chauncey Gardner

    Does anyone else sense a competition between Spears and Whinehouse to see who can out-crazy the other?

  34. kitty_kat

    @22- Hahaha! I know I’m a huge nerd for pointing this out, but I love your Hamlet reference!

  35. D. Richards (Hwang.)

    ‘I’m fine, ya’ll. I’m fine! I jus’ don’ wunna be raped to death. Sam said heed have som’ of hees straight friends rape me ’til I broke in half, ya’ll! Sammy said hees satan!’

    Britney can run; Britney can hide: she is not going to escape her mother’s money lust. The bitch has the code for the security fence too.

  36. Murxx

    Oh plz ppl, stop posting news about this weird chick. I can’t stand it anymore…
    Not because of empathy, but because of a constant battle of keeping my sanity, seeing her face.

    See should finally go down the drain, where Michael Jackson is waiting for her…

  37. FFF

    @8: Sure she does. She’s also on record for getting off on having guys worship her feet. Now THAT has possibilities!

  38. Ali Mohamed

    Dating a Paki is how girls now get back at their parents now that dating a black man is acceptable.

  39. Save Britney’s Yorkie. Save the World.

  40. kitty_kat

    And that outfit Adnan’s wearing is friggin’ hideous! Gah! Someone teach this guy how to dress for goodness sake!

  41. wha.wha.what!

    Look at Britney…now scroll up a tad and look at Gwen Stefani…see the difference? Hmmm?

  42. WTF

    I just don’t know, but this ugly pap smear guy is staring to turn out to be Mister Right, for her at least.

  43. Sapphire Eyes

    You know, I’m starting to feel a little sympathy for the girl.

    Her life’s a soap opera, her parents are parent-sites and her ex-husband is turning out to be father of the year. She’s hounded by photographers everywhere she goes and has no real friends. Her teenage sister is pregnant. Obviously her parents went way, way wrong raising their daughters.How fucked up is that?

    Thank you, God, for my problems. I’ll keep ‘em, thankyouverymuch.

  44. Jenn

    It is much to cold in Los Angeles to be wearing those shorts right now. Any girl wearing something like that in this weather is trying to freeze off her genital warts. Seriously.

  45. She has become truly pathetic.

  46. Nice juicy thighs! Ass. Tap. Heartbeat.



  48. misery bunny

    i dunno, but if i were adnan, i wouldn’t wear that outfit around someone mentally unstable. it might give them “ideas.” i doubt the sex panther he slathers on is sufficient defense against brit with “ideas.”

  49. gigi

    cute retro-looking pumps – thank goodness those boots weren’t close by

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