Britney Spears’ family reunion: Chock full o’ crazy

January 30th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Britney Spears’ parents came into town Monday night with plans of staging an intervention to get Britney mental help. Yesterday afternoon, Sam Lufti persuaded Britney to go car-shopping and they brought Lynne Spears along. It didn’t go well, according to People:

“Lynne and Britney were arguing in the car the whole time. They’re both upset and arguing, not having a good time at all,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

After 15 minutes at the dealership, Britney drove a black Escalade off the lot. “After she came out, she pulled over to the side of the road to argue with her mom more,” adds the onlooker.

TMZ then reported that Sam was disrupting the family’s intervention, so Sam called TMZ‘s own Harvey Levin to set the record straight. Presumably through grave-pissing:

Lutfi said of the family, “They have an agenda. Their agenda is jealously because they don’t fit in. I do. They see her three times a year.”
Britney was by the phone during Lutfi’s conversation with Levin. Lutfi claimed he did not force Britney to buy a car, asking Brit, “Did I force you to buy a car.” In a heavy southern accent she responded, “No.” He continued, “Do I ever bug you.” She replied, “We argue.”

Family sources tell TMZ that Sam is a “megalomaniac” who is “motivated by evil.” I disagree. I see Sam Lufti as more of a “douchebag” who is motivated by “crazy vagina.” Yeah, that’s right. I can use fancy medical terms too.

Photos: Flynet

  1. Regulator

    Jesus Christ bitch, wash your fucking hair. At least put some shampoo in those roots and rinse it out.

  2. you always crack me up you awesome writer you!

  3. Putang

    What a beast this hag is, gives me the shivers just looking at her nasty ass face, hair, etc., etc..

  4. Jennifer

    I dont understand why people like to see her this way, i guess it’s because they’re unhappy in their own lives. It’s sad, i dont know if it’s the American mentality, that there are only leeches and golddiggers surounding her en make money of her situation. Instead of taking pictures i would try to help her.
    I hope that all you haters will get yours and die a painfull death!

  5. Jennifer

    suddenly it comes up to me: the haters who are talking trash about Britney will get theirs, that’s karma. Like Justin said: what goes around comes around.
    fuck all of you nasty, ugly, wellfair taking trailerpark trash!

  6. lg

    At least those of us on “wellfair” know how to spell it.

  7. Got news for you buddy, for the originator of this slam against will and Scientology. You ARE Darth Vader.

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