Britney Spears’ family reunion: Chock full o’ crazy

January 30th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Britney Spears’ parents came into town Monday night with plans of staging an intervention to get Britney mental help. Yesterday afternoon, Sam Lufti persuaded Britney to go car-shopping and they brought Lynne Spears along. It didn’t go well, according to People:

“Lynne and Britney were arguing in the car the whole time. They’re both upset and arguing, not having a good time at all,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

After 15 minutes at the dealership, Britney drove a black Escalade off the lot. “After she came out, she pulled over to the side of the road to argue with her mom more,” adds the onlooker.

TMZ then reported that Sam was disrupting the family’s intervention, so Sam called TMZ‘s own Harvey Levin to set the record straight. Presumably through grave-pissing:

Lutfi said of the family, “They have an agenda. Their agenda is jealously because they don’t fit in. I do. They see her three times a year.”
Britney was by the phone during Lutfi’s conversation with Levin. Lutfi claimed he did not force Britney to buy a car, asking Brit, “Did I force you to buy a car.” In a heavy southern accent she responded, “No.” He continued, “Do I ever bug you.” She replied, “We argue.”

Family sources tell TMZ that Sam is a “megalomaniac” who is “motivated by evil.” I disagree. I see Sam Lufti as more of a “douchebag” who is motivated by “crazy vagina.” Yeah, that’s right. I can use fancy medical terms too.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. digdug

    Sum Ting Wong?

  2. Cate

    White trash at its finest.

  3. whatever

    She’s looking pretty terrible these days. Even for her.

  4. Ript1&0

    Me? I’m a nap waiting to happen. Motivated by my daily Starbucks and marijuana speedball.

  5. Reg Dunlop

    Put the sunglasses on. Geeez….ugly

  6. Cate

    White trash at its finest.

  7. digdug

    I think they were arguing over which Starbucks to go to.

  8. Ted from LA

    It’s official. Money does buy happiness.

  9. Mal Reynolds

    Nice mustache in first picture. If she lives past 30 (Lord, I hope not) she will not age well. I can’t believe she is only 26!

  10. RENEE...

    She almost looks like a normal, mellow person here. But I have to say, whats with the super low rise pants; aren’t they really passe at this point? Then again, not to say that Britney is exactly with the times; she’s still trying to live like its 1999 and she’s the sexy little lolita star of the show. Haha, time to wake up chica, those days are over! You are now an adult and a mother of two (…kids you don’t see or take care of).

  11. Scotty Locke

    HOT!

  12. aeuwave

    looks like she needs to wax the mustache.

  13. meh

    Women argue with their moms. Big whoop. But someone needs to give this bitch some anti-aging cream. She looks older than my mom.

  14. Auntie Kryst

    Adnan vs. Lufti: the scales of uberdoucheness now tilts towards Lufti.

  15. Judd

    I think is must be the meth that is making her age so fast! She is ugly but I’d still like to put my fingers in her ass.

  16. lipper

    The boots. You can SEE the friggin boots in the third pic.

    She has all this money to blow, but wears those crappy ass boots!

    Seriously, I think she stuffs her boots full of Starbuck coffee beans. She pops them like candy 24/7. Mmmm mmm good!

  17. my comment

    Now that she’s completely nuts, I’m actually starting to like her. Must be a sign of the Apocalypse.

  18. Chauncey Gardner

    She is looking more and more like Courtney Love. And, speaking of ‘love’, I looooooooooooove the ‘McGruff the Crime Dog’ jowels.

  19. lipper

    Judd, they’d just smell like shit ass coffee.

  20. Someone fell of the crazy train and got dragged for a few stations.

  21. LL

    Why does she feel the need for an Escalade? So when she runs into things, she can barely feel it and can legitimately (kinda) say, “I had no idea I ran over 4 people and a hot dog stand. I thought it was a speed bump.”

    Cause those mofos ride smooth. Let’s all hope that this Lufti asshole is standing in front of or behind the Escalade when Britney guns it, problem solved. Until the next douchebag in shining armor comes along.

    If it wasn’t for these darn ethics and dignity, I’d run off to California right now and find a stupid celebrity to mooch off of. Apparently, that’s a growth industry.

  22. Cruiser

    At least she has good taste in cars. That’s a beautiful car and she must be getting smarter since she didn’t buy the car for her Mom, Sam, Pap Smear, or her dog, but got it for herself. Next time she can buy one for me. I’m a lot nicer and cuter than any of those other scaggs that she hangs around with. In fact, if she bought me a Rolls, I’d be her slave. I’d just wear ear plugs all the time, so she could ramble on and on and it wouldn’t bother me one bit.

  23. oh

    oh. she is so hot. seems she is on millionairefriends.com. It is a site for celebrities and millionaires to mingle. …

  24. emmaleigh

    if she lives past 30 (lord I hope not)

    wow, ur an ahole. I hope yu get over this intense hatred for ppl u don’t even know. its not healthy at all.

  25. nipoian

    Strange……I just tried to go to bbbenz.com and it doesn’t exist. What’s with the fucked up dealer plate?

  26. #23 – Damn. I thought we could MANGLE them there… I need to stop having beer for breakfast.

  27. stardust

    oh no, for ages ive been hoping/wishing/dreaming of the day justin will come and save her, but she’s on her own and she’s never gonna stop falling.

    its makes me want to cry.

  28. lisa

    She is gorgeous.seems saw her before on a millionaire&celeb dating site CelebMingle.com
    ,but don’t know ih it is her.

  29. Mal Reynolds

    emmaleigh ….sweetpea, you’re on the wrong site kiddo. This isn’t the site where we wax poetic about how “bitchin” the celebrities are before taking a break to scrapbook. This is the site where we check in to see if undeserving celebrities are receiving their comeuppance (that big word means ‘a deserved penalty’ sweetheart). So either join in or piss off.

  30. Asbo

    I am starting to feel really sorry for her now. She needs a hug (and a bath).

  31. PunkA

    At least the family is trying. Problem is, Brit is surrounded by people who continue to want in her pockets, so they tell her what she wants to hear.

    Take Sam. He called the family for some intervention–and called The View to conifrm it– only to then 100% undermine them. He is trying to look the part of the good guy, then look the part of someone on Team Brit. He is trying to save his cash flow. But he can not play it both ways. He knows when Brit leaves Crazytown, he will get kicked to the curb, so he has to keep her there. And The View ought to rip his ass on air now for being such a hypocrite. But Baba Wahwah won’t because then she would have to admit she got used. And she did. The stupid cunt.

  32. douglas

    she looks like she is 35 years old……..what the hell is she gonna look like when she is 35??

  33. Gerald_Tarrant

    Osama and Adnan. Doesn’t this chick know how to find nice normal trailer boys? I hear they are on DateInsideYourPark.com

    Seriously, hasn’t Homeland Security threatened to send her to Gitmo to make the suspected terrorists there talk? Adnan slept with her and he is trying to sell his story to everyone.

    Maybe this is all a great plot by the U.S. to finally catch bin Laden. Brit is a covert operative sleeping her way up the “chain of terror”.

    One more thing, emmaleigh, I’m sure you were one of the people crying that Heath Ledger died. How can you be sad about people you don’t even know? “I hope yu get over this intense worship for ppl u don’t even know. its not healthy at all.”

  34. Anonymous

    Lisa, yes, it’s her.

  35. Anonymous

    Mal Reynolds,

    I think I speak for everyone when I say THANK YOU.

  36. Stupid Name Patrol

    Emily? No it’s Emmaleigh! That’s great white trash naming. A tip of my trucker cap and a toast of my MeisterBrau to you. Are your siblings named Billyreigh and Kimberleigh?

  37. D. Richards (Saint.)

    Yeah, Sams.. Lynne Spears masterminded Britney’s entire career, and is soley responsible for Britney’s psychological problems – but, yeah, she doesn’t fit in to the equation. Not like Sam Lufti. Oh no!

    Sammy’s the wind beneath Britney’s wings and the hand in her pocketbook. He’s everything, yet nothing at all.

  38. so unfair this set of pictures right above alessandra ambrosio’s portraits of perfection…

  39. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation

    Wait … Isn’t her license suspended for DWI ? So she is encouraged by those idiot assholes around he to buy another car? Why ? So she can KILL somebody this time?
    I suppose she HAD to buy an Escalade so she’ll have somewhere to sleep when they throw her batty ass out of her gated community.
    Which means, once again, her home will have wheels on it (ahh the good ole days)
    And her “parents” plan an intervention?
    HER PARENTS ? HAHAHAHAHA…………… THAT’S RICH !
    Here’s some advise for Lynn …. check your oldest money maker into a rehab in the middle of the Himalayas. Kick your youngest money makers boyfriends ass, and send him packin..(kick her ass also) Don’t act like it’s all THEIR fault mom & dad ….YOU two freaking idiots had everything to do with how they are to begin with !
    The Spears family photo is next to “White Trash” in the Encyclopedia Britanica
    Okay … I’m finished ranting about this train wreck ….carry on

  40. I Hate Plastic

    Why does this fucking skank ALWAYS have damn cold sore around her mouth???
    Stupid bitch with her ugly elf deformed ears. Why is she wearing that horrible weave when she is really BALD??? What was the whole damn point?
    Damn attention seeking whore!!

  41. p0nk

    i’m surprised that mom doesn’t fit in. i figured by now you could fit the USS Ronald Reagan in.

  42. i can’t wait for the day when britney’s money just runs out. and it will.

  43. She looks like Tim Burton’s interpretation of Sweeney Todd in that gothy garb.

  44. When she does her Playbot spread, and she will, I wonder if she’ll be allowed to chew gum during the shoot?

  45. hairdressertothestars

    At least she keeps her hair looking fabulous.

  46. Playbot? I guess that works too.

  47. Mr.Poon

    Wow do I like the jowls she’s begining to grow. Looks like she may become the female Willfred Brimley.

    Anyone know a good date site for Jowly women?

  48. BaldAsBritney

    Was Brit in Vietnam? Cause she’s got the thousand yard stare man.

  49. redsonja1313

    I see she has already gnawed off the acrylic nails she got on Monday

  50. KBC

    She is looking very bedraggled and much older than she really is. She doesn’t eat properly, doesn’t get enough sleep, has poor hygiene and doesn’t exercise enough. The saddest thing is when the photographers shoot out how beautiful she looks (and she looks like crap) and I think she believes them.

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