Britney Spears has a breakdown
May 22nd, 2006 // 275 Comments
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Okay after weeks of laughing at the pictures and comments I finally caved in just so I can comment on this one.
Now keep in mind I don’t have the time nor the attention span to read all the comments so much of what I’m about to say has undoubtably been said before.
Her fat ass is popping out of her pants and is begining to press onto the seat. And a THONG. Talk about white trash. Its not even a little showing. If her pants were any lower they’d be at her knees and she’d just be sitting there in her underwear.
I can only imagine what the two asian chicks are saying to each other. But I’d be snickering too if I was in their situation. Hell I’m laughing my ass off right now.
Atleast she had the dignity to wrap that towel around her stomach. Does everyone remeber the bikini incident last year. I sure do and I am in no hurry to relive that incodent.
I’m sure more will come when I post again. But to bring an end to my long winded first post. I can’t wait till Britney is 300 pounds and is reminiscent of that Simpson’s episode where Lisa dreams she’s married to Millhouse. And she’s fat. There’s a rather funny and appropriate Simpson’s qoute here but it slips my mind. In short thank you for letting me waste thirty seconds of your lives now never to return.
YOINK!
Okay after weeks of laughing at the pictures and comments I finally caved in just so I can comment on this one.
Now keep in mind I don’t have the time nor the attention span to read all the comments so much of what I’m about to say has undoubtably been said before.
Her fat ass is popping out of her pants and is begining to press onto the seat. And a THONG. Talk about white trash. Its not even a little showing. If her pants were any lower they’d be at her knees and she’d just be sitting there in her underwear.
I can only imagine what the two asian chicks are saying to each other. But I’d be snickering too if I was in their situation. Hell I’m laughing my ass off right now.
Atleast she had the dignity to wrap that towel around her stomach. Does everyone remeber the bikini incident last year. I sure do and I am in no hurry to relive that incodent.
I’m sure more will come when I post again. But to bring an end to my long winded first post. I can’t wait till Britney is 300 pounds and is reminiscent of that Simpson’s episode where Lisa dreams she’s married to Millhouse. And she’s fat. There’s a rather funny and appropriate Simpson’s qoute here but it slips my mind. In short thank you for letting me waste thirty seconds of your lives now never to return.
YOINK!
Okay after weeks of laughing at the pictures and comments I finally caved in just so I can comment on this one.
Now keep in mind I don’t have the time nor the attention span to read all the comments so much of what I’m about to say has undoubtably been said before.
Her fat ass is popping out of her pants and is begining to press onto the seat. And a THONG. Talk about white trash. Its not even a little showing. If her pants were any lower they’d be at her knees and she’d just be sitting there in her underwear.
I can only imagine what the two asian chicks are saying to each other. But I’d be snickering too if I was in their situation. Hell I’m laughing my ass off right now.
Atleast she had the dignity to wrap that towel around her stomach. Does everyone remeber the bikini incident last year. I sure do and I am in no hurry to relive that incodent.
I’m sure more will come when I post again. But to bring an end to my long winded first post. I can’t wait till Britney is 300 pounds and is reminiscent of that Simpson’s episode where Lisa dreams she’s married to Millhouse. And she’s fat. There’s a rather funny and appropriate Simpson’s qoute here but it slips my mind. In short thank you for letting me waste thirty seconds of your lives now never to return.
YOINK!
Okay after weeks of laughing at the pictures and comments I finally caved in just so I can comment on this one.
Now keep in mind I don’t have the time nor the attention span to read all the comments so much of what I’m about to say has undoubtably been said before.
Her fat ass is popping out of her pants and is begining to press onto the seat. And a THONG. Talk about white trash. Its not even a little showing. If her pants were any lower they’d be at her knees and she’d just be sitting there in her underwear.
I can only imagine what the two asian chicks are saying to each other. But I’d be snickering too if I was in their situation. Hell I’m laughing my ass off right now.
Atleast she had the dignity to wrap that towel around her stomach. Does everyone remeber the bikini incident last year. I sure do and I am in no hurry to relive that incodent.
I’m sure more will come when I post again. But to bring an end to my long winded first post. I can’t wait till Britney is 300 pounds and is reminiscent of that Simpson’s episode where Lisa dreams she’s married to Millhouse. And she’s fat. There’s a rather funny and appropriate Simpson’s qoute here but it slips my mind. In short thank you for letting me waste thirty seconds of your lives now never to return.
YOINK!
Please forgive the double post and spelling errors.
A thousand apologies.
*bows in hopes of forgiveness*
After further realization I realized I posted THREE times.
As a wise man once said “My bad.”
Won’t happen again.
Now in the interest of not spamming I’ll stop talking.
i don’t think she’s a very good parent. or singer.
however; the second picture is absolutely beautiful. it looks like little sean is kissing her.
i feel bad that she’s having a rough time. i mean, she’s just a person. a young person. it may be weird that i say that considering i am a lot younger than her, but still.
&&i believe she loves that baby.
you will be surprised how many parents have dropped their kids and continue to do so. problem is that they don’t do it under camera lights. really, having her baby on her lap was strange, but I can not imagine living as she does because my name, my life and my family are not a constant discussion like hers is. every step she takes is caught by some machine! just think about it: does it not sound strange that so many babies are dropped everyday and britney will forever be remembered for almost dropping her baby? give her a break and pray that you yourself never drop your baby. if you do, it is more likely than not that the cameras will not care about you or your baby!
paparazzis are nice people. but sometimes they forget their virtues about helping people even in times of emergency. nothing is more important to them than getting money thru photos of celebs. remember the case of princess diana. she could have been saved if paparazis opted for life to money. i pity celebs who want to be private at times. paparazzis should also bear in mind that celebs are humans too. to all paparazzis, please be considerate sometimes. please choose to help in times of emergency. you could have britney with her baby, rather that taking photos of her losing her balance. please note that i am not britney fan. i just sympathize her today. please look at both sides of life. try to imagine if you were in her situation. God bless us all!
paparazzis are nice people. but sometimes they forget their virtues about helping people even in times of emergency. nothing is more important to them than getting money thru photos of celebs. remember the case of princess diana. she could have been saved if paparazis opted for life to money. i pity celebs who want to be private at times. paparazzis should also bear in mind that celebs are humans too. to all paparazzis, please be considerate sometimes. please choose to help in times of emergency. you could have helped britney with her baby, rather that taking photos of her losing her balance. please note that i am not britney fan. i just sympathize with her today. please look at both sides of life. try to imagine if you were in her situation. God bless us all!
I agree with the people that say she brings this “bashing” on herself. If you come out of the house looking trashy (as she ALWAYS does)then you are asking for it! She is a great example of how money can’t buy everything.. cuz in her case it can’t buy common sense! I mean does she ever wash her hair!? Almost all pictures of her show nasty, greasy, dark roots. On a positive note* her kid is cute :)
I find it funny how lots of us really forgot how we grew up as kids. If you actually think back, if you are of the age 26+, you will remember tons of thing we did that was just plain stupid. 3/4 of our parents would be brought up on chages for mistreatment of us. But now a days its in vogue to make vague assumptions about what these dopes go through.
We buy their music, watch their movies, see their appearances as well as a slew of other things but some how turn around and hate them and somehow think these are our own thoughts. Tack on the non accountablity that most of us have on the internet and you have a recipe for primordial soup.
Is she a dope? Yes. is she a bad parent? None of us could possble know that. Do all of us enjoy this mean spirited sense of humor? Absolutely. We should be at least honst about getting a kick out of it than some how offering some sort of 1/2 assed Dr. Spock assestment of the situation that is fed to our by sites like these. Too many people take this shit seriously and don’t enjoy it for what its worth, a Joke. With that said? How funny would it be if K-fed did a dance move only too hook the baby in the cheek.
I think everyone needs to leave Britney alone! I have a 1 year one little boy and I promise you, if someone followed me around all the freaking time, you see some of the same things happen!! She’s freaking human! You can’t tell me one person who hasn’t almost fell with their kid in their hands!!! My mom fell with me when I was a child! SHE FELL!!!! Can you imagine what would have been said about her if someone followed her all the time!!! Leave her alone and go stalk someone else!!!!!!!
can anyone not be nice to her? good lord, maybe she does dress like she’s loose, but come on, it’s not like millions of other parents haven’t dropped their kids and done stupid things with them! i sware the people on this site are so cynical and hypercritical..
Why do people care about what she does..people make mistakes and I am pretty sure she didnt fall on purpose…jeeze give her a break..if anyone knows having a child isnt a walk in the park. Also what she wearing doesnt make her a bad parent..
And for the people who are being mean..havent ever made a mistake in there like…wish i could be more like them!
Why do people care about what shes doing..if anyone on here has a kid they would know its no walk in the park I am sure she didnt try and almost fall on purpose…
Why do people care about what shes doing..if anyone on here has a kid they would know its no walk in the park I am sure she didnt try and almost fall on purpose…
id prolly be the same way if people followed me everywhere and watched my every move–she was prolly nervous cuz people are always talkin crap.
id prolly be the same way if people followed me everywhere and watched my every move–she was prolly nervous cuz people are always talkin crap.
Id prolly be the same way if people were watchiing my every move and worrying what i was doing…gosh get off her back!
id prolly be the same way if people followed me everywhere and watched my every move–she was prolly nervous cuz people are always talkin crap.
FIRST OF ALL, THE BITCH NEVER HAD ANY CLUE ON HOW TO DRESS WELL. SO WHY IS EVERYONE SOOOO SUPRISED THAT SHE CAN’T DRESS NOW???
I DO THINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD FEEL BADLY FOR HER THOUGH, SHE CAN’T SEEM TO GET THINGS IN ORDER. EVER SINCE HER AND TIMBERLAKE SPLIT, IT’S LIKE SHE TURNED IN TO SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE “PARTY GIRL” MEETS “EIGHT MILE”. I’LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY THAT I SAW A PICTURE OF BRITNEY’S NEW MAN (K-FAG) FOR THE FIRST TIME. I WANTED TO DIE LAUGHING. YOU SEE, I’VE ALWAYS HATED THE BITCH. SO WHEN SHE WENT FROM BEING ON TOP OF THE WORLD BEING TO ON TOP OF THE UGLIEST MAN ALIVE, I WAS THANKING THE TABLOID GODS! BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE THIS ABOMBINATION CONTINUES, THE WORSE I FEEL ABOUT WISHING BADLY FOR HER.
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. IF YOU WERE THE #1 SELLING FEMALE ARTIST THAT EVERYONE KNEW AND LOVED EVEN AFTER BLOSSOMING INTO A SUPER SEX SYMBOL. AND YOU WERE DATING THE HOTTEST GUY IN THE HOTTEST BOY BAND OUT AT THE TIME. YOU HAD BILLIONS AND THE CASH JUST SEEMED TO KEEP ROLLING IN WITH NO STOPPING POINT IN SIGHT….
AND THEN IT HAPPENS! YOU GET A LITTLE TOO COCKY OF YOURSELF, CHEAT ON YOUR MAN, AND HE DITCHES YOU. THEN HE MAKES IT PUBLIC THROUGH A BEST SELLING ALBUM (CRY ME A RIVER). HE HOOKS UP WITH AN OLDER AND SEXIER LEADING LADY (CAMERON) AND SEEMS TO HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU. SO YOU GET A LITTLE DRUNK AND HAUL ASS TO VEGAS WITH SOME HOME TOWN FRIENDS. IN THE MIDDLE OF MASKING YOUR BREAKDOWN YOU MARRY IN THE DRIVE-THRU OUT OF DESPERATION. YOU MAKE A COMPLETE ASS OF YOURSELF INFRONT OF AMERICA AND YOUR RECORD/MERCHANDISE SALES PLUMMIT. A FEW MONTHS LATER YOU SNATCH UP THE FIRST LOSER THAT SHOWS INTEREST, IN FEAR THAT YOU WILL NEVER FIND LOVE AGAIN. YOU DON’T REALLY GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT HIS KID AND PREGNANT OLD-LADY AT HOME. HE CONVINCES YOU THAT WEARING CORN ROWS IN WHITE FOLKS HAIR IS COOL. AND IF YOU REALLY LOVE HIM, YOU’LL BUY HIM CARS, CLOTHES, AND ANYTHING ELSE HE WANTS. AND IF YOU WANT TO SHOW HIM THAT YOU MEAN “FOREVER” YOU’LL PAY HIS CHILD SUPPORT WHILE HE FUCKS AROUND IN THE STUDIO PRETENDING TO BE EMINEM. YOU’LL LET HIM RUN YOU IN THE GROUND AND MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOURSELF AND DISAPPOINT YOUR FANS. THEN THE BIG DAY COMES WHEN YOU FIND OUT NOT ONLY WILL YOU BE SUPPORTING TWO KIDS OF HIS THAT AIN’T YOURS, YOU’LL BE SUPPORTING A THIRD BECAUSE HE KNOCKED YOU UP. YOU START GAINING THE WEIGHT AND LOSING THE SEX APPEAL WHILE HE’S BEING PHOTOGRAPHED AROUND THE COUNTRY CLUBBIN IT UP AND SNUGGLIN UP WITH SOME OF THE SKANKIEST “IS THAT A CHICK OR DUDE” PEOPLE. YOU KICK HIM OUT, YOU BRING HIM HOME, YOU KICK HIM OUT, YOU BRING HIM HOME… THEN THE KID COMES, YOU SPEND NIGHTS CRYING AND WONDERING WHY YOUR BODY ISN’T LIKE ALL THE OTHER CELEBRITY MOM BODY’S THAT DO THAT RUBBERBAND EFFECT AFTER HAVING A KID. YOU CATCH HELL FROM THE MEDIA FOR THAT, TOO. YOU CONSIDER HAVING SOME NIP TUCK DONE TO MAKE YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THAT HAD TO BE PUT ON HOLD. THAT BASTARD KNOCKED YOU UP AGAIN! BUT THERE WAS NOTHING YOU COULD DO, IF YOU WEREN’T GIVING IT UP TO HIM AS SOON AS YOU POSSIBLY COULD, HE’D BE GETTING IT FROM ELSE-WHERE. AND EVEN WITH ALL THE NANNIES, BODY GUARDS AND YOUR MAMA IN TOW, YOU MAKE A FEW RETARD MISTAKES (SOME FORGIVABLE – SOME NOT SO MUCH) THAT MILLIONS OF OTHER MOTHERS AROUND THE WORLD MAKE DAILY, WHILE RAISING YOUR KID. BUT YOURS ARE THE ONES THAT GET SCRUTINIZED AND JUDGED BECAUSE SINCE YOUR LIFE FELL TO PIECES, YOU’VE WENT FROM POP PRINCESS TO QUEEN OF THE DOUBLE-WIDE.
KEEP DOGGIN BRITNEY OUT IF YOU MUST BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS BETTER THAN ME THAT SHE DID IT TO HERSELF. I JUST WANTED TO GIVE EVERYONE A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE ON THE SITUATION. SOMEDAY, ALL STARS FALL OUT OF THE SKY.
weel said 272… absolutely agree on it…
o sea loco, vamos a decir la posta aca… la pendeja esta se volvio un desastre atomico, no entiende nada de la vida… es una boluda con dos dedos de frente y sabe que la vida se le acabo… ya esta… fuiste negra del condombe…admitilo… no sos nadie… no creo ni que puedas hacer un comeback from this…
Llora pelotuda… por hacerte la southern mom… pero no rompas las bolas si te casaste con un looser que se rasca los huevos todos los dias… jodete si lo cogiste y ahora estas pre
Okay I am a young mother as well. I am 23 my daughter is a year and a half.
She is desgusting, I would never dress like that with my pink ass thong hanging out like a whore.
I
dont
care
who
you
are
HAVE SOME CLASS. When her kid sees these pix later in life….how embarasing!!
Plus no one wants to see that nasty s*** especialy when you are pregnant…EVER HEARD OF PEA IN THE POD???? Classy pregnant clothing…
oh
one
more
thing….
I would have dropped my cup in a sec…without thinking…to save my daughter…obviously she has no motherly instict what soever
Well, she might be a whore, and a slut.. and all that other offensive S**t But if you actually listen to people when they talk and don’t just who they are, you can actually understand them.. Internet’s so cruel.. but I think she deserves better than all this harassment.. she’s just entertainment, and doesn’t need everyone bashing her.