Britney Spears has a breakdown

May 22nd, 2006 // 275 Comments
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Comments (275)

  1. go_the_swannies | May 22, 2006 at 9:47 am

    Hahaha loser

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  2. Genevieve | May 22, 2006 at 9:49 am

    I actually felt sorry for her… until I saw that last pic where she’s happy and smiling.

    And until I remembered she’s Britney ‘Cheetos’ Spears, and married Kevin ‘Douchebag’ Federline, and has a bodyguard who takes better care of her kid than she can.

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  3. Alacran | May 22, 2006 at 9:49 am

    She should just give up….

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  4. CruisingForCock | May 22, 2006 at 9:50 am

    In the first shot, you almost feel sorry for her. Then you get a look at the outfit…

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  5. Gerald Tarrant | May 22, 2006 at 9:50 am

    By the last pic, it looks like she got over it. The first pic she reminds me of Jessica Simpson.

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  6. Gerald Tarrant | May 22, 2006 at 9:51 am

    Oh yeah, the outfit. Hey Brit, God just called, he says to stop wearing thongs. If you want us to see your underwear, go all Madonna on us and wear it as outerwear.

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  7. Tom Cruise = Cult Puppet | May 22, 2006 at 9:52 am

    Those pics have to be some of the most disturbing Britney pics ever. She looks like a truck stop hooker. She really needs to move back to Louisiana and buy enough land so that none of her neighbors can see what she’s doing even with hi-powered binoculars. This piece of trash won’t make it much longer in Hollywood!

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  8. FreeTime | May 22, 2006 at 9:54 am

    Can you say uncontrolable hormones mixed with good ol’ trailer trash know how? This is going to be an ugly pregnancy. Followed shortly by an ugly break up. If we’re lucky!

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  9. haynesfamily | May 22, 2006 at 9:56 am

    new member here ;)

    Sp is dressed in overalls w/o a shirt…there making him hillbilly…

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  10. eatmyass_sherry-co | May 22, 2006 at 9:56 am

    What kind of a restaurant is this?? Where is the food? Not that I would expect anyone to be able to eat after seeing Brit’s outfit. I love going to restaurants to eat when I know where I am sitting previously had a skank’s bare ass on the seat. Yum.

    Brit, get a grip.

    TCLTC

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  11. DonLes91 | May 22, 2006 at 10:02 am

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE, YOU TURDS! YOU’D FALL APART TOO IF EVERY TIME YOU TOOK A FUCKING BREATH, IT MADE HEADLINES! DAMN, ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS RAISE HER KID AND EVERY TIME SHE TURNS AROUND, THERE’S THE FUCKING CAMERAS! HAVE SOME SYMPATHY PEOPLE!

    Sorry about yelling like that – it’s just that Duckboy is conspicuously absent from all the Britney posts and I feel it’s my duty to fill in. After all, I’d still hit it. Damaged chicks are hot.

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  12. Jacq | May 22, 2006 at 10:02 am

    It actually makes me feel a little bad to see her crying – a feeling that is all but foreign to me so I shrug it off. Why is she wearing little SP’s bib as a shirt? She can’t even pull out a white bra? It’s not like the stupid bitch doesn’t have enough money to get her pants hemmed – then, she wouldn’t have tripped at all.

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  13. Dr.Rokter | May 22, 2006 at 10:03 am

    Pic 1)Upset after “escaping” for third time from abusive boyfriend after physical confrontation over truck usage/malt liquor shortage.

    Pic 2)Human infant offers telepathic comfort through cranial contact. Advises being calm, steadfast. Negotiates sound plan for equal time usage of only vehicle and payment schedule to replace “rare bottle of Crazy Horse” drunken earlier that morning.

    Pic 3)Picks nose and considers human infant’s advice. Discovers plaster in nose and worries about cancer briefly. Reconciles herself to fate.

    Pic 4) Gives “Shout Out” to Jesus Christ after reaching the conclusion infant’s advice was sound. Plans reconciliatory dinner of Manwiches and Inglenook wine.

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  14. Jacq | May 22, 2006 at 10:04 am

    Smiling! Crying! Smiling! Crying! I’m surprised that she’s not doing the hand up and down over the face trick.

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  15. BarbadoSlim | May 22, 2006 at 10:04 am

    Boo fucking hoo…yes, yes, cry for Barbado you stupid cunt.

    In that first pic she looks like she’s gonna throw “Sean Preston” at the photog.

    Ha ha, now THAT would’ve been fucking hilarious.

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  16. c1ndy | May 22, 2006 at 10:05 am

    She’s mental cos she is pregnant. My mum wears clothes like that all the time when eating in pretend restaurants.

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  17. SpazzCat71 | May 22, 2006 at 10:06 am

    Ok, first–look at that first picture. Yeah, she’s crying and yeah, it makes you feel bad for MAYBE a split second but then look RAL close. She looks PISSED. Like “oh great, now there’s more shit for people to razz me about” pissed. As a mom I was horrified to see that baby get flung back like that, but she didn’t even try to grab his head! So I am not buying the tears as concern for that poor baby. She’s just pissed that something else was caught on film, period. The pic of her nuzzling the baby was halfway decent tho.

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  18. Jacq | May 22, 2006 at 10:06 am

    I have ZERO sympathy for celebs. Being over-analyzed is part-and-parcel of being famous. If you don’t like it – move back to the farm.

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  19. SpazzCat71 | May 22, 2006 at 10:06 am

    Real, not ral…..yikes

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  20. evilcookie007 | May 22, 2006 at 10:06 am

    She needs to be removed from the gene pool. How can anyone feel sorry for her?! She’s only getting shit from the press because she’s such a crap parent. Nobody expects intelligence from her, but maybe just a little common sense?

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  21. CamberMS | May 22, 2006 at 10:06 am

    Seen this. About a million times.

    Slackkkiinnggg.

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  22. gas_up_the_hrududu | May 22, 2006 at 10:07 am

    Boo frickety hoo, skankety skank-skank.

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  23. Ari | May 22, 2006 at 10:07 am

    In that second picture, it looks like tatertot is going to bite her nose off.

    You know, the top doesn’t bother me as much as her ass hanging out of those jeans and that hair.

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  24. Mrs. Smith | May 22, 2006 at 10:11 am

    Leave her alone. Poor dear. She’s a new mom and soon-to-be a mom of two.

    Y’all are just to rough on her. I admit, I’m not a fan of her music, but for gosh sakes, give the kid a break. She darn near dropped tatter tot and that alone scared the bejesus out of her.

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  25. BarbadoSlim | May 22, 2006 at 10:11 am

    Here’s a fucking tip Shitney, leave your fucking kid at HOME.

    Why is she parading around with him everywhere, what da fuck bitch? This trailer ho thinks that kid is a toy, seriously.

    dooode, seriously stop it already.

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  26. Dee | May 22, 2006 at 10:12 am

    I can’t feel bad for her. Why would a mother who is carrying a 7 month old infant wear heels she can barely walk in and pants she’s tripping over?? She’s like a little girl who was given a baby as a science experiment.

    And comb your hair Britney. Again, certain celebs take going casual to far. Wear a nice jogsuit, don’t not shower for a week.

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  27. kandyk0119 | May 22, 2006 at 10:14 am

    POOR BRIT, SHE SHOULDA NEVER RE-CREATED WITH A SCANKY PIECE OF WHITE TRASH HE HAS GIVEN HER SOME KIND OF SCALLY-WAG PETER POISONING.
    HOPEFULLY, THERES AN CURE FOR IT, AND SHE CAN MAKE A COMEBACK, BUT IF SHE DOESN’T DO IT SOON, IT’S GONNA BE A PERMANENT STAIN ON HER FANS AND CRITICS IDEAS OF HER, IF NOT ALREADY, LOOK AT ANNA NICOLE.
    PEOPLE TALK ABOUT BRITNEY BEING A HICK FROM LOUISIANA, BUT IF I RECALL SHE DIDN’T TURN INTO A SLOB UNTIL SHE HOOKED UP WITH THE CALIFORNIA BOY.

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  28. spatz | May 22, 2006 at 10:14 am

    i want to feel bad for her, but how are you going to have a breakdown in a diner? not even a regular person should/would do that let alone a celebrity. listen, this is the nature of the game and if she hates it and its fucking with her parenting then she should take her kid, buy a fucking mansion in some small hick town and raise her child there away from the public eye. it worked for demi. so no, i cant have sympathy for her. i just cant.

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  29. msdoormat | May 22, 2006 at 10:16 am

    I think she should pull a Demi Moore and go away for a few years, come back hotter and hopefully with some talent.

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  30. spatz | May 22, 2006 at 10:16 am

    woah #20 lay off the crack!

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  31. HALENDOG | May 22, 2006 at 10:17 am

    OH GOD. she really wanted some coffee who cares if the baby hit the ground …just get my starbucks now!!!How fucking stupid is she and all other hollywood type that go out in public …when u look like britney spears and your in a bentley and your dress like a whore and you have 8 body guards then yes the cameras come with you.u stupid bitch,, lesson # 1- get an old hat,not a vondutchbag hat an old $2 hat cheap sunglasses and an el comino or a pinto wear ratty shoes and leave the kid at home with your mom that bitch aint doin nothin but livin off her any ways…..oh sry damn i went off ther… what did she say about the gun thats the real story here trailor trash will shoot first and ask later..lol

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  32. sharkbite | May 22, 2006 at 10:18 am

    Does she really wonder why nobody likes her anymore? Tacky, tacky, tacky.

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  33. hurley | May 22, 2006 at 10:18 am

    please correct me if i’m wrong, but it seems 90% of paparazzi photos are taken in Santa Monica

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  34. Browchay | May 22, 2006 at 10:19 am

    She’s fat now.

    There should have been a public health warning attached to K-fed. Marrying morons will make you fat and ugly.

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  35. BarbadoSlim | May 22, 2006 at 10:21 am

    You know why should be pounded on mercilessly?

    Because she got a free pass when she broke up another woman’s marriage. In the past, public figures that did that would retreat to a quiet life so as not to offend the public but this bitch relished what she did. I don’t know why everybody sort of overlooked that, but they did did. Now it’s backlash time, she’s a slut a homewrecker, and a horrible parent NO MERCY!

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  36. 86 | May 22, 2006 at 10:29 am

    Shar and Kevin were not married.

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  37. BarbadoSlim | May 22, 2006 at 10:35 am

    @25, they had a relationship and she was pregnant with his child, that’s married, specially were Britney comes from , you don’t need them papers.

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  38. nikki | May 22, 2006 at 10:37 am

    Shar and Kevin were not legally married but they were a FAMILY. and Shitney seduced him with her $$$, went off with him for a month of hot sex, and lured him away. now she’s stuck with the consequences. i have NO sympathy for her. she is a spoiled brat who thinks that life should be easy and everything handed to her on a silver platter. wake up bitch.

    and by the way, TCLTC :o)

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  39. chryssy11 | May 22, 2006 at 10:39 am

    The reason K-Fed isn’t in any of the pics is simply because he too is embarassed by her.
    Why hasn’t she hired a new nanny?
    Hey Britney, Perhaps you should leave you kid home alone, he’d be much safer. (I do not recommend that for the general public, Britney is a special case.) Maybe you should invest in a baby backpack. That way when you fall on your face, SP won’t be your cushion! And then, you’d have TWO free hands for your drinks, cheetos and/or cigarettes! If the gun comment hasn’t alerted authorities, nothing will. She really needs a straight jacket and padded room. I hope her OB is smart enough to “accidently” cut, tie remove her tubes after the delivery of this one. As Dr Phil always says…”the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior” There is no chance for the survival of the next baby. How is she going to get around with a kid on each hip.

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  40. PapaHotNuts | May 22, 2006 at 10:39 am

    The lap dance is always sweeter when the stripper is crying.

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  41. gatorbates | May 22, 2006 at 10:42 am

    Britney needs to start swallowing. Just shut those now beefy legs of hers. Close up shop. It’s obvious how bad of a parent she is. She gets no sympathy here … unless of course, she was crying because she realizes she needs to drop K Fed on his head … not Sean P.

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  42. Italian Stallion | May 22, 2006 at 10:44 am

    First picture: She used to give me that same look when I didn’t use the K Y……..

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  43. Charlaurz McHall | May 22, 2006 at 10:44 am

    Ok, i know she is dressed like a $10 crack whore, but really, these photos are just so sad. And it is so sad that she doesnt get any moments of privacy. She is a young (bad) mother, with a shitface for a husband, pregnant again (presumably by mistake), and she has the added humilation of being filmed and photographed almost dropping her baby and then having a breakdown. where did it all go wrong Brit??
    http://celebreligion.com

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  44. pinky_nip | May 22, 2006 at 10:45 am

    I wouldn’t trust her to carry my groceries to the car, let alone a child.

    My advice: stay out of the damn spotlight for awhile. I know they say “there is no such thing as bad publicity”, but in this case I have to totally disagree.

    There are many celebs out there with babies and you don’t see them out parading the kid around like a poodle every two seconds.

    And put some clothes on. You’re an embarrasment to slutty dressers everywhere.

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  45. gammanormids | May 22, 2006 at 10:48 am

    As a young mother, i do know that we all make mistakes, but Britney has no excuse: she can hire a full time nanny, or God! even she can ask her mother for help. Also, she could start to dress more like a mother, rather thana hooker.

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  46. nycloy | May 22, 2006 at 10:49 am

    I can forgive her for dressing like a truckstop hooker but to constantly endanger the welfare of her children (let’s not forget that an injury from a fall could have harmed her unborn too) is totally unforgivable. I fear the worst for her children. While parenting, we all make mistakes but her mistakes could have been avoided if she exercised a little caution. In this case, she is at fault because she should be wearing the right shoes to walk around NYC, especially if you insist in carrying your child (instead of using a stroller) and carrying a drink, all while being pregnant. As a New Yorker, I don’t wear 4″ heels around town, unless I’m ready to accept the fact that I could go down at any time. The streets here are full of potholes, cracks…falling is to be expected. When I was expecting, I retired my heels for a couple of months. It was a small sacrifice to help ensure the saftey of my baby. If this is what happens infront of the cameras can you imagine what goes on behind closed doors!

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  47. Keka | May 22, 2006 at 10:50 am

    Man… I really feel sorry for her, although I’m fully aware of what a load of white trash she is.

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  48. Seriouslyppl! | May 22, 2006 at 10:51 am

    Yes it is easy to feel sorry for her at first, untill you really think about it. I mean, if I was under a microscope like she is, I think I would try little harder at things most of us have the commen sense to do anyways. 1st of all, would you ever leave the house looking like that? 2nd, with all her money hire someone to give you advice on taking care of a baby because obviously her MOTHER is not doing it and Brit doesnt have enough sense to even cover up her ass.

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  49. Mr. Fritz | May 22, 2006 at 10:51 am

    I remember seeing a show about Shitney on VH1. According to it, she was jealous of Jessica Simpson and wanted to get married. That’s probably why she chose that douchebag. I agree with numbers 24, 26, and 27. She’s a homewrecker but I believe Shar Jackson is better off without that asshole. Ok, I am beginning to sound like a chick. Gotta go score some from my fiance.

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  50. nycloy | May 22, 2006 at 10:51 am

    I can forgive her for dressing like a truckstop hooker but to constantly endanger the welfare of her children (let’s not forget that an injury from a fall could have harmed her unborn too) is totally unforgivable. I fear the worst for her children. While parenting, we all make mistakes but her mistakes could have been avoided if she exercised a little caution. In this case, she is at fault because she should be wearing the right shoes to walk around NYC, especially if you insist in carrying your child (instead of using a stroller) and carrying a drink, all while being pregnant. As a New Yorker, I don’t wear 4″ heels around town, unless I’m ready to accept the fact that I could go down at any time. The streets here are full of potholes, cracks…falling is to be expected. When I was expecting, I retired my heels for a couple of months. It was a small sacrifice to help ensure the saftey of my baby. If this is what happens infront of the cameras can you imagine what goes on behind closed doors!

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