Britney Spears had some clandestine liposuction done on her hips and ass while in Las Vegas over the weekend, according to the Daily Mail:
The 25-year-old was reportedly house hunting in Las Vegas at the weekend, but sources say she had some nip and tuck while there.
It’s not the first time Britney has turned to cosmetic procedures in a desperate bid to improve her appearance – she had her pout plumped just last month.It was also reported she had liposuction in Vegas last April, which the star denies.
I almost believe Britney didn’t have lipo done in April. I mean, I saw the VMAs. Then again, she did have five whole months to put the weight back on. Which means she could’ve feasibly left the lipo clinic looking like an Olsen twin, if not thinner. You see, Britney Spears is kind of like Wolverine. She can regenerate instantaneously but lacks the awesomeness of hand claws. Also, she’s not a fictional character and unfortunately resides in the real world. In spite of her children’s nightly prayers.
look how fat her neck is–i don’t thinkt hat is supposed to be a choker
“Also, she’s not a fictional character and unfortunately resides in the real world.”
C’mon…no really, she resides in the REAL world? Well, slap my ass and call me Sally….does she know?
Oh my goodness! She looks terrible. She looks like she crawled out of a dustbin. I mean really, shouldn’t she go back to her trailerpark?
OK… So brit’s at a partey and her freind meets a guy and told him “ok I’ll go home with you” and right after she said that her fucken fat ugley friend Britney Spears cralls out of a crack in a wall and said “EEKEEWEEKIE NO GO HOME WE CAME TOGEDA WE LEAVING TOGEDA HOHAHAHO!” Who the hell are you!? I am Java the Hut she no go home!!!! I eat you!!!!!!